oh god i remember this
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perhaps boil it in water :q:
[QUOTE=Lexinator;18400903]oh god i remember this
[editline]07:01PM[/editline]
perhaps boil it in water :q:[/QUOTE]
What good would that do?
I stand by my yogurt farm statement.
[QUOTE=Elexar;18400900]
This man is an expert, listen to him.[/QUOTE]
Expert, this man is.
Another idea would be to get maybe some mould and see how long it takes for you to get a very large lump of it.
Sell it.
[QUOTE=Risonhighmer;18400945]What good would that do?
I stand by my yogurt farm statement.[/QUOTE]
fine i'll add to yours make a yogurt farm then stick your penis in it :q:
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pee on it
Boil it to sterilise it then put some magic mushroom spores on it then enjoy.
stick it in her pooper hehehehehehe
[QUOTE=PopLot;18400705]Bacteria feed on it, and as a result of mass nutrients, they multiply. Very, Very quickly. They split in half every 20 minutes. So it goes 1,2,4,8,16,32,64 etc[/QUOTE]
Put it in a tupperware, then grow it in a room until it's bursting out of the room.
Then sell someone a house with a room full of bacteria.
Grow some horrible man eating bacteria then put it in your school.
[QUOTE=EDDY TT;18400948]Expert, this man is.
Another idea would be to get maybe some mould and see how long it takes for you to get a very large lump of it.[/QUOTE]
mold kills bacteria, most molds contain penicillin.
Get some fungus,multiply it ,get some cheese and then make a whole new camembert company!
Leave it there a little longer and hope you discover something better than pennicilin.
Grow some bacteria, duh.
Yoghurt farm.
[QUOTE=PopLot;18400618]While fumbling through my draws, I came upon the treasure chest of my childhood. I used to subscribe to a book series called Horrible Science and Horrible Histories. With the science edition, they gave you interesting experiments to do and one issue came with some Agar Plates and Agar Powder, which, as you portion of Facepunch that has passed 8th grade will know, is a nutrient that Bacteria feed on.
What should I do with it?[/QUOTE]
You mean that series written by Terry Deary and Nick Arnold? I have about 50 books of those :v:
[QUOTE=PopLot;18400676]The fuck is a pixie stick[/QUOTE]
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Grow some mold and drop it in someone's drink.
Do it.
Put it on cheese.
Put it on your dick so that it'll grow.
1. Find/buy petri dish
2. Line bottom of dish with agar
3. Jizz in dish
4. Put a lid on the dish, put it under a radiator and leave for 2 weeks
5. Congrats you have just grown a new species of super sperm
[QUOTE=FINLEY;18402747]1. Find/buy petri dish
2. Line bottom of dish with agar
3. Jizz in dish
4. Put a lid on the dish, put it under a radiator and leave for 2 weeks
5. Congrats you have just grown a new species of super sperm[/QUOTE]
sperm dies after a maximum period of 4 days.
Grow a friend.
[QUOTE=Elexar;18402760]sperm dies after a maximum period of 4 days.[/QUOTE]
Not with agar, and besides this is [i]super sperm[/i]
[QUOTE=DarkSpirit05er;18400691]I never heard of it and I passed 8th grade, is it reactive? What does it do?[/QUOTE]
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Here is a good answer
Whatever the fuck you want.
Seriously, is this thread material?
Find a farm and spread that shit around the crops.
[QUOTE=avwos;18402984]Whatever the fuck you want.
Seriously, is this thread material?[/QUOTE]
Well since I don't know what to do with it myself...
Snort it.
All of it. Make sure you record it.
[b]Blow it out your ass[/b]
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Do this, sorry for the German version but you get the idea:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuNGVUYvasA[/media]
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