[QUOTE=Gainax;26945934]I talked to my neighbor's 4-year old kid today, asking what he wanted Santa to give him. He said, and I quote "Santas not real, but tree is. Magic tree gives us gifts from its awesome roots."
What the fuck[/QUOTE]
That is arguable the most awesome thing i heard from a 4 year old
[QUOTE=SystemGS;26960047]
I'll admit, the adrenaline rush was fun. In retrospect, I might've been an ass to the kid, but he was asking for it.[/QUOTE]
Adrenaline rush? Woooweee you badass you, such a risk taker. Really? You are getting an adrenaline rush from telling a kid he never built a computer? What kind of life do you lead man? Go get on a roller coaster or something.
ITT: Kids complain about encounters they had with other kids last week.
[QUOTE=I Has a Crayon;26961128]I'm really just tired of seeing how some kids are brought up today. No manners, no values, no morals. It really bothers me to see kids my age treat women like garbage.[/QUOTE]
Are you serious, you act like women weren't treated like garbage even more in past generations.
It's always been like that so going "kids these days" is just stupid.
I remember bragging in 3rd grade about "hacking" into the pentagon :downs:
The only thing that really bothers me is when 7-10 year olds try to act "Gangsta". Like when they talk about smoking weed or shooting people.
"My computer has a 12.8GHz quad core Processor!" :colbert:
I'm sick of pretentious people in general.
You are ignorant to that fact that kids do know everything, every word that comes out of their mouths is true.
[QUOTE=Deweze;26962450]ITT:
[img_thumb]http://rebelgamer.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/you-know-what-really-grinds-my-gears-transit-prices-1.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Win.
But really.. it is annoying but all kids do it. If it bothers you that much tell the kid to shut the fuck up.
That's all you can really do.
I have this bitch 11 year old cousin who thinks she is the shit, thinks she can do what ever she wants and get away with it. She is dumb, but thinks she is smart, and pretty much the whole family does not like her.
Kids these days...
[QUOTE=zzzZZZZ;26950385]The fastest (street-legal) car, is the Bugatti Veyron Super Sport. At least as far as top speed.
Also, people who say baseball is easy. Fuck you. Especially when lacrosse players say it.[/QUOTE]
I play both in highschool and baseball is so much easier.
Me: Modern Warfare 2 isn't that bad of a game. The multiplayer is decent fun and-
Facepunch: NO IT'S THE WORST GAME EVER YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT STFU
[QUOTE=Whatsinaname;26964395]Me: Modern Warfare 2 isn't that bad of a game. The multiplayer is decent fun and-
Facepunch: NO IT'S THE WORST GAME EVER YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT STFU[/QUOTE]
In all honesty, I had more for with MW2 than I did Black Ops. Got roughly 90 hours more playtime out of it. It was a pretty decent game.
I love it when people post on facebook
[quote]God, I hate stupid people.[/quote]
or something along those lines
such irony I can taste
[quote]GIGS...GIGS!!! do u know anything about computers??? there is no freakin' GIGS!!!!....(kids now-a-days) ok its pixels and mega-bytes...better known as an E.G.G. (if ur a pc tech) i mean seriously??? gigs? that for freakin phones!!!!! and a lap-top is almost always better it really depends on wat laptop u want plus lap-tops- can have a lot more security[/quote]
H&S regulars will get this.
[QUOTE=ProWaffle;26967395]H&S regulars will get this.[/QUOTE]
Yeah we will and it isn't any funnier here either...
It's the kids I hear using 8 year old memes in real life. They're the ones who haven't explored the internet beyond facebook and maybe stumbleupon. Even when they use moderately up-to-date ones it makes me angry. I saw some chick put the troll face as her facebook profile picture, when I asked her about it she said she liked it cause it looked funny. Get bent, bitch.
They're testing their knowledge in a real world situation, prove them wrong and encourage them to gather real knowledge. Show them how.
They'll stop being annoying little fuckers if you can do this.
It won't work if they don't respect you though. Chances are they hate your face.
[QUOTE=-Dazed-;26967941]It's the kids I hear using 8 year old memes in real life. They're the ones who haven't explored the internet beyond facebook and maybe stumbleupon. Even when they use moderately up-to-date ones it makes me angry. I saw some chick put the troll face as her facebook profile picture, when I asked her about it she said she liked it cause it looked funny. Get bent, bitch.[/QUOTE]
She was obviously trolling YOU.
I have a friend who acts like this. He's 20 and he always wants to show that he knows everything. It gets really annoying when you realise that most of the time he actually doesn't know anything about what he's talking about.
[QUOTE=SHOH;26967968]She was obviously trolling YOU.[/QUOTE]
Unintentionally, but yes.
My sister tried to tell me that chicken nuggets from McDonalds contain no chicken. When prompted as to what they actually contain, she gave no answer.
I came across some kid who thought down's syndrome was something that made you depressed. His excuse
"Oh my dog has it I know about it"
I wanted to shit-slap him.
So we went to google and type Down's syndrome, and it came up as the correct answer. and he said "SEE TOLD YOU LOL I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG"
"no, no you weren't"
" I JUST WANTED YOU TO THINK THAT LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"
I'm pretty sure there are no road cars that go that fast.
Most cars that go that fast are for racing.
[QUOTE=The BoxDog;26968279]I came across some kid who thought down's syndrome was something that made you depressed. His excuse
"Oh my dog has it I know about it"
I wanted to shit-slap him.
So we went to google and type Down's syndrome, and it came up as the correct answer. and he said "SEE TOLD YOU LOL I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG"
"no, no you weren't"
" I JUST WANTED YOU TO THINK THAT LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"[/QUOTE]
This is the most annoying response in any conversation or debate on the internet or real life, ever. You talk to someone, they're stupid, and you completely prove them wrong, and they go, "Haha, I just trolled you." They actually weren't, and it's now a last ditch effort. Gah, it makes me mad.
[img]http://4playerpodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/scott.jpg[/img]
I IS THE FASTEST CAR IN THE WORLD!
my sister: she once went on a four-hour rant about...I don't remember, it was that stupid
[QUOTE=ART1E117;26945742]My stupid cousin tried to tell me that ketchup contains no tomatoes.
lol[/QUOTE]
Actually he's not entirely wrong. Certain ketchups uses apples instead. Particulary the ones you would find at a hot dog stand.
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