Kids acting like they know everything. - General

[QUOTE=LordApocca;27073914]My cousin who is 11, has an IQ at about 150 i've heard, and she is ridiculously good at math. She also follows politics and hangs out with people twice her age. She is much smarter than me, and it makes me feel bad. I'm 23.[/QUOTE] she's 11 and hangs around with ~22 year olds? sounds a bit too mature for her age :/

[QUOTE=SkinkYEA;26977624]I fucking hate it when, not even kids, but people in my school start talking about firearms like they are the Weapon experts or something.[/QUOTE] One huge ass hat at my school would talk about fire arms, and how his drunk uncle shot his fridge open in a raging fit. I was like "Well, thats not good" and hes like "Yeah, he only used a 1887" I was like hmmm. It took me a few hours to realize that he only knew his weapons from call of duty.

[QUOTE=wakkydude;27002264]A kid actually once tried to get me to believe that "EVERYONE likes Call of Duty Black Ops"[/QUOTE] Well all you have to do is find one person in the entire world who doesnt like it, then that would contradict his statement because he used the term "everyone"

[QUOTE=Zambies!;27074234]One huge ass hat at my school would talk about fire arms, and how his drunk uncle shot his fridge open in a raging fit. I was like "Well, thats not good" and hes like "Yeah, he only used a 1887" I was like hmmm. It took me a few hours to realize that he only knew his weapons from call of duty.[/QUOTE] Alot of people at my school only know guns from cod. A year ago when i mentioned the psg1 everyone was like "What is that?" now it's "Thats a classified gun, i own with it"

I remember some 7 year old acting like a gangster and bragging about a dirtbike he supposedly owned and rode about on

[QUOTE=scottsmith46;26945939]This only annoys me when people are willing to defend their argument to the death, even when you show them its untrue.[/QUOTE] This. I was on facebook and linked to that story about nasa finding a 30 year old black hole, and someone started an argument with me about how it's only 30 years old because its velocity is so great and someone named "steven hawkins" said that velocity affects time. I tried to explain that it's only 30 years old from our perspective since light takes time to move and that relativity or whatever he was thinking of didn't have much at all to do with it. He replied with "I mean velocity as in speed..."

My first grade teachers thought I was a genius because I watched the Magic School Bus.

[QUOTE=TwinkieHouse;26945977]Show him this: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk1t6S737Cs[/media][/QUOTE] Oh my fucking god Yes.

[QUOTE=JohnRockefeller;26946208] [QUOTE=Gainax;26945934]I talked to my neighbor's 4-year old kid today, asking what he wanted Santa to give him. He said, and I quote "Santas not real, but tree is. Magic tree gives us gifts from its awesome roots." What the fuck[/QUOTE] alternative parenting is pretty funny until you realize that kid is going to be an adult someday[/QUOTE] When you think about it.. That kid will grow caring for trees and environment rather than suspecting of fat people with beards being santa

GIGS! GIGS! (kids these days) theres no such thing as GIGS!. Thats for PHONES! H&S will get it.

I wear skinny jeans very often, so one day in the locker room, some douche named Mark comes and says "those are girl pants" in his really bad half British half American accent, so I show him the tag that says Levi's Men's 510 Skinny Jeans and he still denies the fact that they are made for men. He put up a dumb argument that I'm wearing girl's clothes in men's sizes. And if you actually think that makes sense and is true, you are a fucking moron. If they were made for women, they would be in women's sizes. [QUOTE=QuickSnapz;27076542]GIGS! GIGS! (kids these days) theres no such thing as GIGS!. Thats for PHONES![/QUOTE] Gig is short for gigabyte. I don't see the problem in saying gigs.

Someone I know gets designer everything. I explained that it's a waste of money, buying a hugo boss school bag for £100 is pointless. He told me that designer stuff is better quality and worth the money. He also swears that his macbook is the best computer in the world Also someone else i know was saying about how 666 is the beast's number. I said that it was actually 616 and pulled out my QI book which was randomly in my bag. I showed him the page that explained how the number can be translated as 616 and he snatched the book from me and threw it across the room.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZA8GrRmOaA&t=21[/media] Skip to 0:22 Or if you're too lazy to do that: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZA8GrRmOaA&t=22[/url]

[QUOTE=SoaringScout;27076871]I wear skinny jeans very often, "those are girl pants" [/QUOTE] Oh my fucking God this takes the piss.

[QUOTE=Sega Saturn;27005267]A kid at my high school [b]with a slight learning-disability[/b] or something walked up and asked me if I was a Republican or a Democrat. I responded Democrat, which he took offense to. "Why are you a Democrat?" He asks. I respond, "Because I agree with the things they do." I was trying to keep things simple because I didn't want to hurt the kid's feelings, so I got smart and asked him a question I though would make him understand. "You're a Republican, right? Why are you a Republican?" He responds "I HATE Obama." Out of curiosity, I asked why. "He's bringin' the money down!" He explains. I made sure not to laugh until I was out of earshot. He's a real nice guy though.[b]Holds the door open for people and such[/b].[/QUOTE] I have those two attributes. :buddy:

[QUOTE=Nightsure;27078095]Oh my fucking God this takes the piss.[/QUOTE] I wanted the piss though :saddowns: On-topic: Someone on my friends list thinks he has 1 terabyte of ram and thinks if you don't own an Alienware you are poor and your parents don't love you. That same person also pirates a ton of stuff on steam.

Ask them how to install spark plugs into a TDI engine.

I hate when little kids talk to me about cars and rattle off a list of specs "AND IT HAS BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH IS THAT GOOD?!?!?" "And I'm like "I guess, I dont really know anything about cars except that they go *vroom*" I know nothing about cars :saddowns:

[QUOTE=gvirus;26955056]NO NO NO, OP show him this. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9kpTvm6CYA[/media][/QUOTE] Where's this from?

-When kids say you don't know about how bad their life compared to yours and you don't know what it's like.

Just let it be.

I am 14 and my friend is just like this. He's a really smart kid but is a huge dick about it. We argue a lot about things he knows I know, but just wants to argue with me so he can be right. The thing that REALLY bugs me is when he says that I said the opposite thing was right, and he was right all along. Like one time I told him Freddy Mercury was dead, and he told me he was alive. I brought him like 3 articles explaining that he was dead and he said "No, you said Freddy Mercury was ALIVE. I said he was dead."

I'm more concerned at older people acting like assholes.

[QUOTE=TwinkieHouse;26945977]Show him this: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk1t6S737Cs[/media][/QUOTE] Six pages behind here and not trying to stir up a hornet's nest, but the Hennessey Venom SRT-10 goes faster with six fewer cylinders and two fewer turbos. I'm pretty sure the Veyron can't pull 220mph over a standing mile. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TXLMR74nmY[/media]

[QUOTE=LordApocca;27073914]My cousin who is 11, has an IQ at about 150 i've heard, and she is ridiculously good at math. She also follows politics and hangs out with people twice her age. She is much smarter than me, and it makes me feel bad. I'm 23.[/QUOTE] future generations won't have the same opportunities we do, she WILL know more, but odds are she won't be able to apply it all.

[QUOTE=berryman13;26961917]I remember bragging in 3rd grade about "hacking" into the pentagon :downs:[/QUOTE] There is a junior in my highschool who still brags about that.

I get pissed off at the kids who play Call of Duty and then suddenly (think they) know everything about the military and firearms.

I'm trying to leave the room to play a game, so i try setting up "Maters tall tales" to occupy my cousin so i can leave. "Nooooooooo Dont go!" "Why not? You have you're movie." "I'm afraid of the dark." "Its not dark?!" "Yes it is..." I end up sitting through it while my brothers and friends are all in the back screaming their heads off playing Black Ops. Edit: Wait, This is the wrong thread. Atleast it's [i]Sort-of[/i] relevant.

I don't think that the people on this thread are as annoyed at kids who think they understand things, as just 8-12 year olds that think they know things.

"America isn't democratic it's facist". This is obviously false, but I don't know about governmental systems to make my argument seem more real.