#1 is especially true if you are waiting on a drug dealer :v:
[QUOTE=dr.bean;49165823]#1 is especially true if you are waiting on a drug dealer :v:[/QUOTE]
nah man i just use google maps and it tells me how far away i am from them
I'm guessing #4 happens because some people truly literally don't have an imagination. I've known people who can't imagine something that has never happened to them before - it's just impossible for them to do so.
[editline]22nd November 2015[/editline]
[QUOTE=Valiantttt;49160004]What if questions are FUCKING STUPID.
That is the fucking worst.
What if *thing that will literally never happen* is a dumb question. most of the time the situation is fucking dumb and super unrealistic. most of the time you just make fucking bullshit up to shut the person who asked the question in the first place up.[/QUOTE]
You sound just like my grandma. She always told me to never ask 'what if' questions because they distract you from reality.
Reality sucks. I'd rather mold reality towards an ideal than stay grounded within the confines of our present reality.
[QUOTE=wauterboi;49166879]Reality sucks. I'd rather mold reality towards an ideal than stay grounded within the confines of our present reality.[/QUOTE]
ah yes, the grand ideal of needing cash and being helped by 4 gay eccentric millionaires
[QUOTE=HybridTheroy;49166913]ah yes, the grand ideal of needing cash and being helped by 4 gay eccentric millionaires[/QUOTE]
Don't knock it until you try it
Just sayin
[QUOTE=HybridTheroy;49166913]ah yes, the grand ideal of needing cash and being helped by 4 gay eccentric millionaires[/QUOTE]
What do you have against a perfect number like the number four, and applying it to the altruism present within the gay eccentric millionaires?
my sexual life only deals in prime numbers
[editline]23rd November 2015[/editline]
like 1 :C
[QUOTE=HybridTheroy;49167493]my sexual life only deals in prime numbers
[editline]23rd November 2015[/editline]
like 1 :C[/QUOTE]
1 isn't a prime number
[QUOTE=HybridTheroy;49167493]my sexual life only deals in prime numbers
[editline]23rd November 2015[/editline]
like 1 :C[/QUOTE]
The very definition of prime is a number GREATER than 1 that can only be divided by itself and 1.
i will never attempt a math joke again
my sexual life only deals in non-divisible numbers
My sexual life is like infinity.
It only exists in concept.
what if's are fucking annoying with parents when im trying to get my own way
like before i had access to a vehicle i was like "what if the bus gets cancelled? I need a car" and they were like "lmao that'd never happen"
like you had to keep asking the scenario with a different skew to it to at least get a "look, we'll x"
I'm on visiting team "I don't want to answer your stupid what if question"
Friend or co-worker I don't waste time answering that shit.
[editline]27th November 2015[/editline]
Reality is interesting enough to talk about without getting into joke hypotheticals. I don't know why but it tests the fuck out of my patience.
[editline]27th November 2015[/editline]
And if I had to add something to the list of things I hate people saying its "don't worry about it"
[i]im not fucking worrying just tell me what you just mumbled[/i]
[QUOTE=notlabbet;49196194]I'm on visiting team "I don't want to answer your stupid what if question"
Friend or co-worker I don't waste time answering that shit.
[editline]27th November 2015[/editline]
Reality is interesting enough to talk about without getting into joke hypotheticals. I don't know why but it tests the fuck out of my patience.
[editline]27th November 2015[/editline]
And if I had to add something to the list of things I hate people saying its "don't worry about it"
[i]im not fucking worrying just tell me what you just mumbled[/i][/QUOTE]
"Hey, quick hypothetical question: burger or sandwich?"
"Totally unrealistic. I won't humor your stupid questions."
"What an asshole."
"What did you say?"
"Don't worry about it."
Don't worry about it.
[QUOTE=wauterboi;49196212]"Hey, quick hypothetical question: burger or sandwich?"
"Totally unrealistic. I won't humor your stupid questions."
"What an asshole."
"What did you say?"
"Don't worry about it."
Don't worry about it.[/QUOTE]
The question is never like that it's always like gradeaundera's question
If it's a question like burger or samwich my first thought would be "are we going out for lunch or something?"
[editline]27th November 2015[/editline]
Also I don't value my own opinions. Who gives a fuck what I think? You don't need to know if I would suck a dick for some crazy reason. Who cares.
What if questions can get you to learn more about a person's train of thought even (and sometimes especially) if it's downright silly. I explicitly don't want to be with people who can't find it in themselves to imagine or at the very least ponder about reality.
[editline]27th November 2015[/editline]
What if questions genuinely brought me closer to some of my friends and often challenges my world views. You can start at a controversial question like, "what if someone killed your parents, what would you want next" and get some really interesting responses.
I usually just talk about hobbies or something
I'm like the only one of my friends that truthfully tells when she's 5 minutes away.
My friend always tells me he's "almost ready" which usually means he slept in and is going to quickly jump in the shower and get his fucking clothes on. And I'm left sitting outside in my car for like 20 minutes as he's doing this. I'm not kidding when I say he has SEVEN fucking alarms, that all play the Sanic music, in 10 minute intervals to keep him from waking up and falling back asleep but he still manages.
Another is one of my girl friends who has recently taken up Let's Plays and sometimes I sit outside waiting 15-20 minutes as they're finishing up rendering/uploading their video and THEN have to get dressed.
Never have I agreed more with GradeA though fuck man.
I can get to my friend's house in 5 minutes or less but it takes him much longer to get to mine. There is no highway in between us, just surface streets and he speeds through my neighborhood at 40mph in his 300zx.
It bothers the hell out of me because I assume it would take 5 minutes so I just go browse some pages i've already read when I really had enough time to watch an episode of something or kill the first 2 bloodborne bosses
When someone is extremely angry about something, how should you respond? Usually most people say things like "chill" or "calm down", but apparently Grade is against that.
People take Grade waaaaaay too seriously.
[QUOTE=Skyward;49200826]People take Grade waaaaaay too seriously.[/QUOTE]
His accent makes him come off as a guy that should be taken seriously.
[QUOTE=Banhfunbags;49201452]His accent makes him come off as a guy that should be taken seriously.[/QUOTE]
He sounds like some sort of tacky, cartoonish British man. You'd take someone that sounds like a Disney character seriously?
[QUOTE=Mr_Ripper;49202479]He sounds like some sort of tacky, cartoonish British man. You'd take someone that sounds like a Disney character seriously?[/QUOTE]
Yes
[QUOTE=Skyward;49200826]People take Grade waaaaaay too seriously.[/QUOTE]
This is because GradeAUnderA rules
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