The football Thread (Don't talk about American football for the love of god) - General

Its because the ball is 1 foot long. Also Soccer is for foot fairies and people who fake injuries when they get tapped on the shoulder.

[QUOTE=dumbfox;27277376]Best sport in the world.[/QUOTE] track and field master race represent shit parody thread title

[QUOTE=Uberman77883;27738900] Also Soccer is for foot fairies and people who fake injuries when they get tapped on the shoulder.[/QUOTE] Obviously you watch it quite often...:rolleyes:

On topic..United getting treble this season.

[QUOTE=Rage.;27739145]Obviously you watch it quite often...:rolleyes:[/QUOTE] I watched 10 minutes of a world cup game and there were about 4 injuries. All the injured players returned to the field 30 seconds later.

[QUOTE=Explosions;27741284]I watched 10 minutes of a world cup game and there were about 4 injuries. All the injured players returned to the field 30 seconds later.[/QUOTE] That's 10 minutes though? I've watched football for years, and 98% of games that isn't the case at all. It's more common in countries like Italy and Spain where the game is a little more technical than physical, but it's still not people diving round and shit every 5 minutes. Although it is worse for it now than it was years ago, now fouls are given for anything. So a lot of players know they can easily get them, which is why they do it.

Més que un club - Barca fan here ! But really i love football and follow Champions league and Europa league eagerly every year but this year is more special than all the others because a danish club (FC Copenhagen) finally got into the Champions league so it's more fun to watch than usual and we're facing Chelsea in RO 16 this february ! It's gonna be a blaaast ! And what we must not forget is the amazingly epic Champions league anthem before each match ! Damn it brings warmth to my heart everytime i hear it and think of all the top clubs, matches and pride through out the years of the tournament, most pretigeous football tournament in the world. Every player in the world wanna play in the league where the greatest money, fame and potential is and that's in Europe Uefa Champions league :love: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwyIL7js52k&feature=related[/media]

[QUOTE=Laserbeams;27735704]Why do most football videogames suck balls ? (no pun intended) PES is the only one playable[/QUOTE] PES? I'm sorry, did I just travel to 2006 when PES was actually a respectable series with competent people on the helm? FIFA has been way better since 09 on consoles and this year on PC. Since PES 6, Seabass doesn't know what the hell he and his team are doing. They are trying to make this ultra-realistic game, but it just comes off as stiff and unresponsive, not to mention the GK AI is dumb as bricks and the fact that they can't get any major league licenses other then the CL (which is useless if you are playing as "London Blue"). "Oh boo hoo they are the underdogs, they don't have the money to get the licenses." Bullcrap, they sell almost 2 millions units IN EVERY PLATAFORM each year, don't tell me they can't at least get the Premier League, Serie A, La Liga and every CL club fully licensed. "Oh you can get mawds" Great, I'm totally paying for an incomplete game that must be fixed each year by the community. Not to mention the horrible broken online with 300ms ping with people from the same country... SINCE 2008. It's funny, lastgen FIFA was this unresponsive monster that was almost a chore to play, while PES was this fluent, fast and responsive that capture what makes this sport great, however in the turn of the generation they've completly switch roles. I used to love PES, I still do love PES2/4/5/6 and the ISS games, and while I still have hope that one day it will return to what it once was, it's not happening with this awful game engine. Oh and Football Manager is great too.

Look everyone, stop calling American Football handegg. Although I don't watch it, RESPECT OTHER PEOPLE'S FUCKING SPORTS. Thank you for your cooperation.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFJ-UjolD3U[/media]

[QUOTE=Rage.;27741345]That's 10 minutes though? I've watched football for years, and 98% of games that isn't the case at all. It's more common in countries like Italy and Spain where the game is a little more technical than physical, but it's still not people diving round and shit every 5 minutes. Although it is worse for it now than it was years ago, now fouls are given for anything. So a lot of players know they can easily get them, which is why they do it.[/QUOTE] I think it's because they are massive pussies who are afraid of contact.

Just call it soccer for fucks sake.

Dude I can't wait for the superbowl.

[QUOTE=ElGrego;27747066]Just call it soccer for fucks sake.[/QUOTE] Or whatever you like to call it.

[QUOTE=shian;27747154]Or whatever you like to call it.[/QUOTE] That's not allowed, differences amongst others cannot exist.

[QUOTE=Woovie;27747152]Dude I can't wait for the superbowl.[/QUOTE] Superbowl's gonna be awesome, what is it jets and packers? I don't keep track. I hope the jets have a chance to beat the shit out of the packers.

[QUOTE=Woovie;27747152]Dude I can't wait for the superbowl.[/QUOTE] The Packers are going down.

[QUOTE=Explosions;27747264]The Packers are going down.[/QUOTE] What league?

[QUOTE=Explosions;27746905]I think it's because they are massive pussies who are afraid of contact.[/QUOTE] Someone's not heard of Lee Cattermole :v:

[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;27747866]Someone's not heard of Lee Cattermole :v:[/QUOTE] or Ryan "INJURE EVERYTHING" Shawcross

Ignhelper just gave me permission to use his Premier League Thread OP. Thank you!

[QUOTE=shian;27748111]Ignhelper just gave me permission to use his Premier League Thread OP. Thank you![/QUOTE] Add the teams he missed out.

[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;27748118]Add the teams he missed out.[/QUOTE] Sure.

[QUOTE=shian;27748111]Ignhelper just gave me permission to use his Premier League Thread OP. Thank you![/QUOTE] My pleasure. I don't understand why facepunchers must be dicks and rate the OP dumbs. Did he attack the American football thread? Nope. Stop being assholes goddammit.

[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;27748118]Add the teams he missed out.[/QUOTE] What things did he missed out? The players?

[QUOTE=shian;27748187]What things did he missed out? The players?[/QUOTE] He missed out Sunderland.

[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;27748305]He missed out Sunderland.[/QUOTE] Okay. And updated the fixtures and league table. Nope, he didn't. Fuck typing league table and fixtures. Its too messy. Gonna take pictures and post em. And if you guys can help contribute to the OP, your help would be appreciated.

Does anybody support any teams that aren't in the English league structure?

I like the seahawks and the raiders.

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?