[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;20363673]Frosted flakes is where it's at, everything else is inferior.[/QUOTE]
Lucky Charms are the best.
God
This looks awful.
Another captain bald thread rejoyce!
That box says it has twigs in it.
What kind of friend would make me eat wood?!
[QUOTE=Captain Bald;20363742]Oh I get it 'cause I'm bald.[/QUOTE]
Or just get the tattoo on your head.
[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;20363673]Frosted flakes is where it's at, everything else is inferior.[/QUOTE]
It hardly even has any taste.
Honey nut cheerios, broskee.
I like chex cereal because it gets soggy fast. I like my cereal soggy and not crunchy.
Why are you bald? Personal preference? Just wondering.
Just come out of chemo? No bald person I know is as bald as you. You look like a cancer patient. At least have some sort of stubble on your head, it's as if you wax your head.
Shinier than a fucking buffed bowling ball son.
Remember that picture where Captain Bald shopped like 10 of himself into one image.
I keep seeing that in my head.
[editline]09:18PM[/editline]
all of them eating kashi
Damn you new guys not knowing the story of Captain Bald.
Old people food.
Dude, you're really bald, that's awesome!
...Unless you have cancer. :geno:
[editline]06:05PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=PirateMax;20367417]Damn you new guys not knowing the story of Captain Bald.[/QUOTE]
I must have missed it.
[QUOTE=PirateMax;20367417]Damn you new guys not knowing the story of Captain Bald.[/QUOTE]
explain the history them goddamit instead of saying "dam'yu newbies"
I am curious
I forgot the story but I'm sure it was nothing special.
[QUOTE=Captain Bald;20363635]I know these things. I'm an expert at friendship. Look at me and [I][B]my friend[/B][/I]. We're so happy.
[img]http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v311/178/11/688215672/n688215672_1617221_7998.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Ya, you two are [I]just friends.[/I]
OP, are you related to Patrick Stewart?
This shit destroys pants.
Coco pops are yum but the lame thing is, is that they only half full the bag and one bowl isn't enough :(
This thread is pure fucking gold.
[img]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51PvX-feznL._SL500_AA280_.jpg[/img]
In a bowl with milk and marshmellows, it's fantastic.
In a storage bag with nothing but it's golden graham-y goodness, it's fantastic.
Golden Graham FTW.
Anybody else notice how Captain Bald's friend is really cute?
[QUOTE=Mercykiller;20366503]Why are you bald? Personal preference? Just wondering.[/QUOTE]
Skin disease. The lack of eyebrows was sort of a tip-off.
Tact -10
[QUOTE=TheMetalMan;20363795]This is the shit:
[img]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51vEKrIq1lL.jpg[/img]
[img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3335/3240946258_522819a128.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Those berries look like shit. Might as well cut your own strawberries and stuff and get normal special K or something.
I think corn flakes are the shit.
[QUOTE=PirateMax;20367417]Damn you new guys not knowing the story of Captain Bald.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v311/178/11/688215672/n688215672_1616962_2154.jpg[/img]
YEAH BITCHES!
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=539213[/url]
^sums it up
[QUOTE=Captain Bald;20373001][IMG]http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v311/178/11/688215672/n688215672_1616962_2154.jpg[/IMG]
YEAH BITCHES!
[URL]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=539213[/URL]
^sums it up[/QUOTE]
That's disturbing and hilarious.
In other words, he has cancer.
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