Convert yourself to be a follower of Slaanesh by having sex with your ridiculous pained penis, RIGHT NOW.
it was so fucking funny, and well written hahahaha. oh my god, thanks for having me see this the first time i get on this forum.
Best thread I've read in awhile.
I've turned Joe into a sadistic mutt, hungering for revenge, wishing to avenge his minced knob bag.
[QUOTE=The Mighty Boatman;19042630]I've turned Joe into a sadistic mutt, hungering for revenge, wishing to avenge his minced knob bag.[/QUOTE]
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Hahahaha, sounds like a lot of fun.
I think my dick just crawled inside my stomach.
Haha, that story was all the more funny since I know my dog would do the same.
Now my stomach hurts.
OP should get a tile. Or gold member.
I suggest title "MY COCK IS ON FUCKING FIRE!"
Also I started laughing really fucking hard when you said this
[quote]My mom and dad came in to see me pissing over the wall and screaming like a fucking banshee. "HEALP SDFAFDAES" I yelled. "HELP MEEE DEAR GOD" The dog walked in and I swear I could see the poor bastard laugh.
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lol.
whats up with all the [b]Dick[/b] threads lately
[img]http://bagua-zhang.com/Geschichte/xiepeiqi_sword.jpg[/img]
like this sword?
When your done rubbing down your line, rub down your rod. :q:
:cawg:
Thanks for the laugh! At least your dog showed more interest in you than your parents. Don't shun him, he was there for you! :glomp:
Thats fucking great.
[QUOTE=The Mighty Boatman;19042630]I've turned Joe into a sadistic mutt, hungering for revenge, wishing to avenge his minced knob bag.[/QUOTE]
oh my goodness
Something almost like this happened to me once. I was in the ocean, when we began to get warnings of some jellyfish floating in. By the time I got out, they had already arrived, just the little baby ones. When I was about half way to shore my balls began to hurt so bad I just began to make faces of agony. About 10 minutes later, I was in the restrooms trying to rub aloe on my balls. Freaking china-people put alcohol in their aloe :saddowns:
Fuck i'm going fishing too.
This story is bullshit, you would have felt the poison on your hands long before you put them on your cock.
[QUOTE=FLoggin Moffins;19048582]This story is bullshit, you would have felt the poison on your hands long before you put them on your cock.[/QUOTE]
How is cock poison less believable than a face-sanding?
There was nowhere for the poison to get into my hands, bro, that's why it didn't hurt. I'd need a cut or some shit for it to hurt.
Would have loved too see that.
I cant stop loling
Tell your grandchildren someday :q:
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If you can still make children
