I heard about this fish that could try to swim up your dick in the sea.. That's why I'm never going near it again.
That was it
[url]http://www.damninteresting.com/the-terrifying-toothpick-fish[/url]
:ohdear:
Your dog got revenge for taking his manhood.
Funny Story Brah
This is seriously the most fucking funny wall of text ever.
That was pretty brilliantly written and also quite hilarious.
A top notch thread about wangs.
I found it funny your parents did fuck all whilst you whaled around with a flapping cock in the bathroom.
[QUOTE=asXas;19041096]I feel sorry for you man.[/QUOTE]
if you're having cock problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a jellyfish dick ain't one
This thread :chatter:
The swelling's going down now, I can walk without assistance for the first time in days. :D
[QUOTE=SneakySneak;19046329]whats up with all the [b]Dick[/b] threads lately[/QUOTE]
it's the only interesting thing GDers have to talk about
Don't Lie; you where wanking in the car.
holy shit holy shit holy shit my foreskin just tore aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Haha.
A jellyfish just circumcised you.
My good friend says that it weakens the skin in the poisoned area, FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
7 pounds cock
Theres some things you just can't lie about.
May the fores(kin) be with you.
Fuck me, that was a good read.
OP, wash your hands next time.
:ohdear:
[QUOTE=SHoGuNN3R;19057871]Fuck me, that was a good read.
OP, wash your hands next time.
:ohdear:[/QUOTE]
I don't normally wash my hands [i]before[/i] I piss
Put this on fuck my life.
[quote]Guys in the background burst out laughing. "No, your penis is going to feel like its got a spear stuck in it to be honest."[/quote]
hah
[QUOTE=Deathbyfire;19057909]Put this on fuck my life.[/QUOTE]
Way too long, I'll have to abridge it plus it'll never be seen by anybody other than a bored 10 year old that thinks the word "cock" is funny before it's quickly forgotten.
so no.
[QUOTE=The Mighty Boatman;19058036]Way too long, I'll have to abridge it plus it'll never be seen by anybody other than a bored 10 year old that thinks the word "cock" is funny before it's quickly forgotten.
so no.[/QUOTE]
Just put something like "Today, my cock got covered in jellyfish poison", or something.
Hilarious
Update: Doctor just put some weird herbal shit on my dick. :ohdear:
[QUOTE=The Mighty Boatman;19059943]Update: Doctor just put some weird herbal shit on my dick. :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
well that's fucking stupid.
you do realise you can neutralise the jellyfish poison yourself with a weak ammonia solution.
and hot water would also have helped a lot.
[QUOTE=Pascall;19041058]Your dog is a douchebag.[/QUOTE]
His dog is gay
[QUOTE=j-richardson;19041439]At least it's not as bad as this
Warning the below image is pretty fucking bad[/QUOTE]
Be right back I'm going to go kill myself to un see that.
[QUOTE=mike;19060101]well that's fucking stupid.
you do realise you can neutralise the jellyfish poison yourself with a weak ammonia solution.
and hot water would also have helped a lot.[/QUOTE]
It's turning a nasty color. It has cuts. :(
that was fucking hilarious op, well done.
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