My step father just got kicked out of the house! What should I do
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Touch his penis.
Seems like a poor guy; alcohol sucks. Anyways, call the cops if he tries anything.
Celebrate?
[QUOTE=CaptainSnake;24307330] (long message here)
I'm seriously sad and concerned over my parent(s). Both of them will have terrible lives now because of this.[/QUOTE]
Talk to them, make sure they are Alright.
help your step-father get back on his feet.
Get wasted with your father.
Your mom sounds like an asshole. She divorces your original father and kicks your step-father out of the house? Wow. She's not even GOOD at kicking people out of the house. Why would you leave his house keys with him?
Anyways, I doubt he's going to do anything. If he does it probably won't be anything drastic.
[QUOTE=superdinoman;24307411]He is your step father, not real father. Stop flipping out.[/QUOTE]
What he says. Relationships end all the time, it's called Life...
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Move out of the council estate, problem solved.
Buy some pepper spray.
Charge him for entry.
son let me in t he house i just wannt tto talk to your mother
Discuss whith them what to do.
Words are more effective than fruit-knives anyway.
[QUOTE=Silly Sil;24310659]Buy some pepper spray.[/QUOTE]
What a great idea.
No seriously. I'm going to go out and get it now.
Buy a gun and cap dat mutha fucka like we used to do on 8 mile
[QUOTE=ZekeTwo;24307385]Your only option is to murder your mother and wear her skin so that you can assume her identity
Do not question this logic just go now[/QUOTE]
So much win
I can understand this, my parents (one being a step-parent) fight as well. They even fought the other day.
Except my step-dad claimed he was going to run away, and tried to run out the door on a leg that just had an ACL replaced
he didn't make it out the door
Buy an airsoft rifle. It will hold off until he sobers.
[QUOTE=superdinoman;24307411]He is your step father, not real father. Stop flipping out.[/QUOTE]
that depends how long his step father raised him
the person who raised you is also your father
Fuck you're paranoid. If you're really that worried put cameras around outside.
protip: saying "don't rate me funnies, this is serious!" only makes you receive more funnies.
Facepunch: #1 Life Advice forums.
Using a knife without any proper training is fucking stupid, especially when confronted with someone that can easily overpower you.
Pull a knife in a fight and you not only risk the chance of getting your ass kicked but also get stabbed with your own knife.
Change locks, buy baseball bat, look tough.
[QUOTE=CaptainSnake;24307330]But I would hate to shank my step father because I like him ):[/QUOTE]
The addition of the sad smiley to that sentence made me laugh so hard. I just imagined someone saying that while doing a proper :saddowns: face.
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