• I caught a pedophile, what should I do with him?
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Convert him to facism.
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;24617384]I could get a free trip to his country...[/QUOTE] Why not tell him you'll do anything for him on webcam for 86000 Ugandan dollars? [img]http://www.jack-frost.co.uk/fonejacker/fonejacker_george_agdgdgwngo_4.jpg[/img]
Woah, this is the real deal I guess.
Make him a communist priest
Or even better type: PLEASE STAND BY. THE F.B.I IS PROCESSING YOUR LOCATION. [editline]01:08PM[/editline] Then for the rest of the chat try to talk him into suicide.
anonymous did it to one guy.
[QUOTE=FinalHunter;24617525]Have sex with him.[/QUOTE] I don't think he likes guys.
Google "convert him to communism" And then you can report him. To the nearest communist.
MEet up with him. Make sure your dressed like a girl. Tell him you are a gay crossdressing boy, and want to sex him. Video tape the sex, and give it to the police and he will surely go to jail! Also send me a copy
[QUOTE=mr apple;24616699]Convert him to communism.[/QUOTE] ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Show him your 'disco stick'
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;24617235]Then what's the blacked out email address?[/QUOTE] [EMAIL="c.davidan@hotmail.com"]c.davidan@hotmail.com[/EMAIL] why?
Remember, he's probably more scared of you than you are of him.
Report him to cyber police.
[QUOTE=Sickle;24617854][EMAIL="c.davidan@hotmail.com"]c.davidan@hotmail.com[/EMAIL] why?[/QUOTE] :siren:
Give me his EMail OP, I'll PM you his details if I can find them. Also, OP, this is what I find from your EMail: [img]http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs167.ash2/41499_1206695855_2900_n.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Sickle;24617854][EMAIL="c.davidan@hotmail.com"]c.davidan@hotmail.com[/EMAIL] why?[/QUOTE] Wrong it's [email]totallynotchrishansen@hotmail.co.uk[/email]
get money out of him and then Chris Hansen him!
Tell us his email
And I actually do want to try crossdressing, I just don't have the... money... OHH! I use him to get money to get clothes amd a trip to Denmark, then I disappear into the country and start my new life?
I'll just leave this here as inspiration: [img]http://www.movieposteraddict.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/mpahardcandy.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=KILLERIKUONO;24617649]Google "convert him to communism"[/QUOTE] First result is FP. Thrid result for "convert her to communism" is FP Fifth result for "convert it to communism" is FP :v:
I like small girls. OP locate me.
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;24618095]I'll just leave this here as inspiration: [img]http://www.movieposteraddict.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/mpahardcandy.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] The same director as Twilight: Eclipse? What the fuck was he thinking? Perhaps he thought that Bella would turn on Edward the same way. Actually, that sounds awesome! [editline]06:46PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Chekko;24618148]I like small girls. OP locate me.[/QUOTE] You're on Facepunch.
Call the communist cyber police.
Make an enemy. Find out his/hers address Call up pedo and give him the address. Just kidding, send him to me. Fuck actually don't. Knowing facepunch's internet detectives they could find out my address.
[IMG]http://images.memegenerator.net/Advice-Facepunch-improved/ImageMacro/2450980/CATCH-PEDOPHILE-MAKE-A-THREAD.jpg[/IMG]
OP is a troll, made up the conversation. What I just said is true unless OP posts the pedos EMail.
Get his facebook, find his wife/mom/friends, send them messages including the conversations, so he can get the help he needs.
Feed him to the chans.
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