Picard violates the prime directive again
keeps captaining the enterprise after violating one of the Federations most upheld principles countless times
random space-time anomaly out of nowhere
enterprise narrowly avoids being destroyed after the bridge violently shakes and knocks the crew around unconvincingly
Picard tries to reason with the Borg, he is met with "X IS IRRELEVANT, YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED"
Data makes a human one liner while Riker gives the sheploo smile in the background. Worf and any nonhuman crew on the bridge are silently perplexed as to why everything on the ship revolves around humanity. Picard smiles slyly and orders the ship to another system.
Picard orders the helm to move the ship out of danger
Helm officer says "The helm is not responding sir"
There's a million to one chance that something is going to work
It works
Enterprise escapes into the distance of space in a horribly unrealistic manner while an enlightening song, likely a derivation of the Star Trek theme, plays in the background. Credits roll.
Enterprise goes back in time
who would've thought
Q decides to drop in
Everyone on the ship trips the fuck out and sees things
Freaky being of pure energy corrupts the ship's computer.
Romulans were behind it all.
Wesley saves the day. No one gives a fuck.
Troi does her bullcrap psychic stuff and faints
Crusher injects her with an off-hand hypo and shes 100% better
Enterprise can't beam up the away team for the 1000th time
The away team seems to be alarmed but goes on with their mission, even though they can't contact the Enterprise and they beamed down without any emergency supplies.
Nobody on the Enterprise considers going down in a shuttle.
Geordi reconfigured the combadge into a replicator and replicates a combadge that can contact the enterprise.
But wait! The Romulans have decloaked off to port! They're locking disruptors!
Worf has to decide between serving the federation or staying true to his klingon honor
The Romulans ship implodes do to the fact they use an Artificial Singularity to power a their bloody ship
The holodeck malfunctions, for some reason the safeties come off and the holodeck doesn't have an emergency shutdown system. Someone gets shot.
Attila the Hun, Evil Lincoln and Professor Moriarty ravage the ship (kudos to those who get the reference)
[QUOTE=Tuskin;30883975]Attila the Hun, Evil Lincoln and Professor Moriarty ravage the ship (kudos to those who get the reference)[/QUOTE]
Futurama, my good man.
Speaking of which, Data makes a poor imitation of Sherlock Holmes.
Q puts the crew on another trial, along with Janeway and The Sisko, but The Sisko kicks Q in the balls and Q sends them all back.
Q promptly turns around to the other Q and, in an attempt at preserving dignity, says "Picard never hit me!". Sisko, because he's black and the messiah, breaks into the Q continuum and says "I'M NOT PICARD" before leaving through a rift in space time.
Sisko is badass, just watch the only episode DS9 that Q is in.
Janeway gives the Borg Queen a long, exhausting speech about the Prime Directive and why Janeway is righteous which goes off on a tangent about how Voyager's journey is long and they need tech and blah blah blah nobody gives a shit then the Borg self destruct all their cubes in order to escape the never ending suffering.
[editline]3rd July 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Tuskin;30884037]Sisko is badass, just watch the only episode DS9 that Q is in.[/QUOTE]
Heh, I did, awhile ago. He just punches that ass in the face.
Can't wait for DS9 to be on Netflix, I have seasons 4-7 on DVD (Dominion War).
Seven of Nine has a character building moment that was intended for Chocolaate, but he was shafted because fans want more tight ass, oh and is written by Jeri Taylor
Chakotay has one speaking role in the entire episode for about 40 seconds, ends it with a comment to B'Elanna about how the silly Federation officers suck compared to the ~1337awesom3-V4VENDETTA-reb3ls~ of the Maquis.
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