I'm about to get the shit beaten out of me (i think)

[Luke510]

Do it, and then if he punches you back tell him you get sexual gratification from it.

[Adbor]

punch him in the dick who gives a fuck
it's one punch man up

[rav]

tell on him, make him cry

[Dummkopf]

Shot him.

[djzwicblaze]

Two things you did wrong here:
1.) You're obviously under the age of 12.
2.) You came to Facepunch for advice.

NONETHEFUCKINGLESS, my suggestions would to be:
either grow a pair and beat his ass.
or
go to the gym / buy some roids, it's not like your balls could get any smaller from what they already are.