Maddox - Things you're doing wrong every day: everything - General

[QUOTE=urbanmonkey;45196306]The bottle one is only true with soda, you can freeze alcohol like that, I do it all the time.[/QUOTE] almost any liquid ( but especially carbonated ones ) left in a sealed glass container in the freezer can cause glass to explode. alcohol has a very low freezing point ( ethanol freezes at -173.2 degrees fahrenheit.) , one which your freezer more than likely won't reach, so that danger isn't really there.

a lot of people still eat strangely little amounts of any apple. it's like they're afraid of biting in to the core/seeds at all

I lost it at the ice cream sandwich thing "aaaaaaaand you're fat."

[QUOTE=POLOPOZOZO;45196770]I like his opinion on cheese pizza the most[/QUOTE] the pepperoni bit was my first impression of him

[QUOTE=Aide;45196191]I like to dip my burger instead of slapping dip up on top of it as for the frys why even use a container. I have to agree with apple and cupcake point.[/QUOTE] if you're going to dip a burger you take a bite out of it first so you have an actual pointed end to dip with

[QUOTE=dai;45196901]the pepperoni bit was my first impression of him[/QUOTE] that's really strange this guy has been around longer than most of the internet today

I think the point of the video is less "no life hacks are useful" (some of them actually are pretty neat) and more "life hacks aren't actually [B]THAT[/B] useful, get over it".

[QUOTE=Brt5470;45196114]2) It saves a plate and I've used the container method for like the last 5 chinese food dinners.[/QUOTE] same thing if you're eating out of it normally though? why would you need to put it on a plate?

the little ketchup cup one works but you don't make it flat, you only unfold every other flap so that you can put twice as much ketchup in one cup

[QUOTE=PortalGod;45197778]the little ketchup cup one works but you don't make it flat, you only unfold every other flap so that you can put twice as much ketchup in one cup[/QUOTE] Just take two cups?

Or here's an idea, get the tomato sauce little packet/container and lightly spread it along your chips or burger That's what I do if I'm eating out and I order a steak with tomato sauce, they bring it in these little packets and I just carefully spread it on my plate

Maddox is a top level shit disturber. Everything he does is to make the highest number of people hate him. If you watch all of his videos, you're bound to come up with at least 10 things he says that'll piss you off.

[QUOTE=supersnail11;45197828]Just take two cups?[/QUOTE] So you're wasting one, well done [editline]24th June 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=fruxodaily;45197855]Or here's an idea, get the tomato sauce little packet/container and lightly spread it along your chips or burger That's what I do if I'm eating out and I order a steak with tomato sauce, they bring it in these little packets and I just carefully spread it on my plate[/QUOTE] Ketchup on chips? [IMG]http://www.featurepics.com/FI/Thumb300/20100122/Potato-Chips-Ketchup-1438638.jpg[/IMG] Ew

[QUOTE=mattmanlex;45197889]So you're wasting one, well done[/QUOTE] who gives a SHIT

[QUOTE=mattmanlex;45197889]SKetchup on chips? [IMG]http://www.featurepics.com/FI/Thumb300/20100122/Potato-Chips-Ketchup-1438638.jpg[/IMG] Ew[/QUOTE] 'Chips' is British people for 'fries' like how they say 'maths' and 'inverted commas'

[QUOTE=Mr. Jelly;45197931]'Chips' is [B]British people[/B] for 'fries' like how they say 'maths' and 'inverted commas'[/QUOTE] No, it's [I]English[/I]

[QUOTE=Sgt-NiallR;45197972]No, it's [I]English[/I][/QUOTE] Same thing [editline]June[/editline] Ah jeez, I'm sorry guys, I didn't mean it like that

Oh. What a surprise. Maddox being cynical about a thing. I don't know how he manages to keep up the pessimism. I reckon in his spare time, he works for like 50 charities or something.

I did not expect that cupcake hack.

[QUOTE=Sgt-NiallR;45197972]No, it's [I]English[/I][/QUOTE] There's a distinction that can be made, because in Canada a British person and an English person are not the same. British are from Great Britain and English refers to English Canadian (at least in Québec).

[QUOTE=Mr. Jelly;45198057]Same thing[/QUOTE] Lets not insult them now

[QUOTE=mattmanlex;45197889]So you're wasting one, well done [editline]24th June 2014[/editline] Ketchup on chips? [IMG]http://www.featurepics.com/FI/Thumb300/20100122/Potato-Chips-Ketchup-1438638.jpg[/IMG] Ew[/QUOTE] the only americans i know who are honestly unaware that the english call fries chips are black, winged, have hooked claws, live in caves, and navigate via echolocation.

[QUOTE=Jamsponge;45198110]Oh. What a surprise. Maddox being cynical about a thing. I don't know how he manages to keep up the pessimism. I reckon in his spare time, he works for like 50 charities or something.[/QUOTE] He probably likes things like a functioning human being, it's just he likes to be vocal about things he think are really stupid - especially when no one is discussing how stupid something is.

Goddamn I love Maddox so much

[QUOTE=Funktastic Dog;45197862]Maddox is a top level shit disturber. Everything he does is to make the highest number of people hate him. If you watch all of his videos, you're bound to come up with at least 10 things he says that'll piss you off.[/QUOTE] Every video of maddox I watch I find 10 more reasons to love him. Sometimes when I'm bored I'll read his old articles on his website because they're still hysterical.

[QUOTE=bradleigh;45196797]he smiles at the end of like every video[/QUOTE] I guess I'm a piece of shit who closes the videos too early or never remembers.

oh come on the huge lips russian guy's lifehacks are at least 60% a joke

Is that, is that hand-shaking to dry them better -thing seriously a "life hack"? Me and EVERY SINGLE PERSON I KNOW have been doing it always.

[QUOTE=Xubs;45198920][QUOTE=Derpmeifter;45198479]the only americans i know who are honestly unaware that the english call fries chips are [B]black[/B], winged, have hooked claws, live in caves, and navigate via echolocation.[/QUOTE] but Dracula lives in Transylvania[/QUOTE] Blackula lives in Detroit

[QUOTE=Swiket;45196526]"Lifehacks" are designed for the imaginary people who live in infomercial commercials that can't handle simple tasks. :v: [img]http://i.imgur.com/c9Ups.gif[/img][/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wlpFqcQu8g[/media]