[QUOTE=EnenehV2;17677160]wow what an asshole[/QUOTE]
:golfclap:
It is such an amazing feeling. Having a squeeky clean and dry ass. I don't blame the man for taking a wipe at his ass.
they coulda been drying their sweating ass and like..some shig coulda got onto it? but why the fuck they'd put that shit (ignore the pun) back on the door, i dunno
You sniffed it. :ohdear:
And I never use a towel in between my asscrack.
[QUOTE=Akuma_lektro;17677348]And I never use a towel in between my [b]asscracks.[/b][/QUOTE]
you have more than one arse crack?
[QUOTE=Rastaboy;17675905]Maybe someone who took a shower didn't wipe properly and went to go dry their ass crack.[/QUOTE]
What? Who the hell shares the same towel they dry their asscrack with between the whole family?
Family intervention anyone?
I expect The Golden to post "That's hot" in this thread soon.
And as someone else said, it may not be shit (unless it stinks like it).
Boys, who in the [b]FUCK[/b] puts a towel between their ass cheeks?
I just love threads like these, no matter how shit they are.
[QUOTE=Goldenspoon;17677102]Towels are very expensive and rare, whoever did this should be severely punished![/QUOTE]
Says the Jewish avatar.
i do that to itch my ass sometimes
i dont see the big deal
[QUOTE=Alteir;17678127]i do that to itch my ass sometimes
i dont see the big deal[/QUOTE]
use paper
you know that dry thing hanging on the bathroom wall
use it
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I always clean my ass when taking a shower. Asshair full of poop no thanks
i do use it
if it runs out, i dont feel like having to put on my pants just so i can walk out and get some toilet paper if other people are out there and i don't want my LARGE penis flailing while i run wildly to the closet to grab toilet paper.
if i run out and can't find anything, i just use a towel, or the toilet paper tube. just scrape it off....
Every time i scroll past this thread i lol.
Damnit, I need to learn to not eat and browse Facepunch at the same time. :(
[QUOTE=jetboy;17678330]Damnit, I need to learn to not eat and browse Facepunch at the same time. :([/QUOTE]
in time young grasshopper
This happened to me once before.
Do not recommend it.
[QUOTE=ArcNova;17677854]Boys, who in the [b]FUCK[/b] puts a towel between their ass cheeks?[/QUOTE]
Well you see, a towel doesn't have bits of it get stuck to your asshole so you can wipe it much easier without the hassle.
I use a Flannel.
What the [b]FUCK[/b] man!? Seriously, I lol'd so hard.
OP sounds like me when someone in my family dries off with my towel. It pisses me off.
[QUOTE=Officer Tom;17675868]I walked into the bathroom to wash my hands, as I do many times in a day, but as I dry my hands on the towel which hangs upon the bathroom door, I notice an unusual brown stain. I think to myself "No.. It can't possibly be!"
I inspect the stain closer, bringing my face right up to it, but sight alone can't always identify what you want it to. I bring my nose very close, less than a centimeter away from the stain.. and sniff.
SICK! GROSS! DISGUSTING! Someone wiped their ass on the towel! Here's a picture.
[IMG]http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z207/Officertom/AWs.png[/IMG]
Why would someone do this?! This upstairs bathroom always has a huge amount of toilet paper sitting on a small table right in front of the toilet! There's no way in hell anyone would need to resort to wiping their ass on the towel, and even if it was in an emergency, why the fuck did they hang it back on the door?! I dry my hands daily on this thing, and even worse, I dry my face on it too! The whole damn family uses this towel, so why would someone wipe their ass on it?! Sick![/QUOTE]
i know who did this. It was me.
[quote]Why would someone do this?! This upstairs bathroom always has a huge amount of toilet paper sitting on a small table right in front of the toilet! There's no way in hell anyone would need to resort to wiping their ass on the towel, and even if it was in an emergency, why the fuck did they hang it back on the door?! I dry my hands daily on this thing, and even worse, I dry my face on it too! The whole damn family uses this towel, so why would someone wipe their ass on it?! Sick![/quote]
[quote]I dry my hands daily on this thing, and even worse, I dry my face on it too! [/quote]
:v:
maybe toilet paper just wasn't enough
Maybe they didn't wipe their ass well enough and when they dried themselves off from the shower, this happened.
all of page 2 is late to the party
[QUOTE=M23;17675908]Why would you post this on an internet forum? Really?[/QUOTE]
Because its life
Oh dear.
Oh dear god, I was eating chocolate ice-cream in chocolate milk.. It was nice and tasty until I came into this god forsaken thread.
:ohdear:
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