• Someone wiped their ass on the towel!
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[QUOTE=Alteir;17678266]I do use it. If it runs out, I don't feel like having to put on my pants just so I can walk out and get some toilet paper. If other people are out there, I don't want my pathetic nub of a penis rolling inside of my body when I stand up to run wildly to the closet to grab toilet paper. If I run out and can't find anything, I just use a towel or the toilet paper tube. Just scrape it off....[/QUOTE] Dear god, learn your grammar.
Reminds me of that family guy episode where they show meg butt flossing.
More than one towel in my house looks like that. Never gave a second thought. :I
[QUOTE=Goldenspoon;17677102]Towels are very expensive and rare, whoever did this should be severely punished![/QUOTE] Avatar + post match.
[QUOTE=ssa gib A;17683710]More than one towel in my house looks like that. Never gave a second thought. :I[/QUOTE] that's because you're gross
Once my stoned friend went to the toilet, and dried her hands on my floor matt. :black101:
Hahaha, I do this to dry my ass crack, but I wipe with TP first
Looks like.. whoever wiped with the towel.. is an asswipe.. Yeaaahhhh
[QUOTE=Dank Dave;17683896]that's because you're gross[/QUOTE] Sorry I don't wipe my ass on things I usually wipe on my face. Maybe somebody else's things.
[QUOTE=ArcNova;17677854]Boys, who in the [b]FUCK[/b] puts a towel between their ass cheeks?[/QUOTE] I do, because it feels good.
[QUOTE=ArcNova;17677854]Boys, who in the [b]FUCK[/b] puts a towel between their ass cheeks?[/QUOTE] I do because it's annoying as fuck when you get dressed and realise your balls are fucking soaking
I've never been in a thread with so many funnies and win.
Officer Tom was the best possible name you could've used to post a thread like this hahahaha
fucking destroy it with fire
Take a good sniff of it, then track down the culprit by scent.
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