Take tortillas, put mayo on it, place 3 slices of turkey, wrap it, you got yourself a quick eat. I've probably eaten 12 of these this month.
Tomato soup with grilled cheese.
Pizza, anytime, anywhere.
Beef panini with melted provolone cheese. :3:
Fried egg on buttered toast. Maybe a little bit of salt and Pepper but Oh my god its so simple but so amazing.
Although I have room to improve. I am a vegetarian and I am wondering what else I can add to this already magnificent snack. I just made it in just under ten mins for both me and my Dad. I also have a slow toaster so it should be even quicker for you .
Offtopic: 400th post yay!
Orgasmic Grilled Cheese for Noobs:
- Take some mature cheddar
- Grate it with a cheese-grater (medium slits)
- Add some Mrs. Dash or other seasoned shit.
- Also add salt and pepper
- Mix it all up
- Take two slices of bread and butter both of them
- Heat up pan, sprinkle a few bits of cheese in the centre
- Place one slice of bread BUTTER SIDE DOWN onto the pan
- Place seasoned cheddar on top of slice
- Place last piece of bread on top of cheese butter side up.
- Wait 30 sec then flip the sandwich
- Now turn down the heat and place a lid over the pan
- Keep flipping till both sides are golden brown
- Place on plate and cut across the sandwich.
This is seriously 2nd nature to me now.
[QUOTE=Dr_Beastly;22999123]Just made this, tastes awesome. I feel manlier already.[/QUOTE]
It's the snack of Saxton Hale. Snack of Chuck Norris.
It is the snack of pure manliness.
Toast some bread (i go for brown - yum)
Get a cheese slice (them little processed cheese ones)
Slap it between your hot toast.
Add BBQ sauce
Eat
Jizz
Clean up
Make another.
Ground beef + rice (or pasta) + ketchup = Dinner is served.
Eat some sort of veggies besides of that, and finish the evening with a shake of protein powder + milk.
Omelette du Fromage.
Toasted ham and butter, eat it slow.
Get a premade green salad, mix it with tomatoes, apply lemon and some salt. Get some nachos and put the salad over the nachos. May sound weird, but it is actually fucking delicious.
Chicken in white sauce, laid nicely over a plate of egg fried rice.
If you can work 2 frying pans at once you can make mcgriddles pretty damn fast ;D
take some green onions, chop them up into about half an inch pieces,
Squish chopped onions to get all the juices out,
do the same steps with green peppers, except more sparingly and in smaller cuts.
put tortilla chips in a bowl or on a plate,
put about half of the green onions and peppers on chips,
shred a mix of cheese (lots, I mean LOTS) and put it on top of tortilla chips (on top of peppers and green onions)
microwave for 40 seconds on high.
I make this all the time when company is over, tastes great.
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Take brown sugar, put in pan, put pan on oven at a medium temperature (as much as it won't get burnt or crispy).
Stir with something wile it's on the pan,
after it starts to get to thick (sort of like molasses) add about a quarter of as much brown sugar of water, and continue stirring.
After it gets thick again, put on toast.
mmmmm
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Crack open an egg on a pan,
stir vigorously till the white and yolk don't differentiate,
poor into a bowl,
microwave for 30 seconds,
it will rise and get pretty big,
butter toast,
put fluffy egg thing in between buttered toast,
add cheese and pepper.
1. Beat 2 tbsp. soft butter and 4 tbsp. sugar together in a microwave safe mug.
2. Add 4 tbsp. flour, 2 tbsp. cocoa, 3 tbsp. milk, 1/2 tbsp. vanilla, an egg, and some chocolate chips (optional). Mix
3. Microwave on high for 2.5-3 min.
4. Enjoy the chocolate cake you just made in UNDER 5 MINUTES.
Quick salami sandwich:
white toast
mustard spread onto slice^
salami
white toast
There's my lunch 80% of the time. The rest is just a bowl of cereal if I'm feeling extra lazy.
[QUOTE=Dr. Troll;23000480]1. take ramen pack
2. crush up noodles inside of pack while still sealed
3. take out seasoning and pour into ramen pack
4. shake ramen pack
5. eat ramen pack like chips[/QUOTE]
I do that all the time but shit, the spicy ones are fucking spicy
If it's edible, tastes reasonably good and won't kill me, make me ill or give me parasites, chances are I've tried to snack on it.
Dry spaghetti = BIG MISTAKE
This thread needs quesadillas.
Take two tortillas and spread some salsa or tomato sauce on one and some cheese on the other. If you want put some meat in there. Place on a frying pan on medium-high heat. Flip when you feel its necessary. It's done when cheese is all melted and tortillas are fairly warm and toasted. Cut into slices and enjoy. Caution: WILL BE HOT!!
If you're feeling like a badass or are lazy and need instant food just eat it uncooked. (be careful of the meat though)
Peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
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I was gonna just post some stock photos, but I went ahead and made my own since I was hungry.
[B]How to make ramen noodles.[/B]
Get a pack of noodles. I usually throw the flavor pack out, but they have beef and chicken.
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Open up the pack and put it in a pot with 2 cups of water.
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Put the stove on high and stir the noodles up.
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Take the pot off when they start feeling noodle-y and pour the pot in to a collander over a sink.
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Put the noodles in your favorite bowl and eat up! I usually put some teriyaki sauce over them. Chopsticks are there for artistic purposes, I can never figure out how to use those things.
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[QUOTE=Ninja_Duck;23023257]Peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
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I'm allergic to peanuts :smith:
Here is a simple recipe to make a nice pear pie! (You can replace the pears with any kind of fruit, for example apples or blueberrys).
[U]You'll need:[/U]
Some pears, around 4 - 6 halfs. Both fresh and pickled ones works.
2 ½ deciliter wheat flour
2 ½ deciliter sugar
1 teaspoon of baking powder
½ teaspoon of salt
50 g margarine
1 egg
[U]
Step 1:[/U]
Put the oven on 175°C
[U]Step 2:[/U]
Cut the pears into pieces and spread them around so they pretty much cover your pie plate.
[U]Step 3:[/U]
Put the the dry ingredients (The flour, sugar, baking powder and salt) into a bowl and mix.
[U]Step 4:[/U]
Melt the butter and pour it into the the dry ingredients.
[U]Step 5:[/U]
Crack open the egg and whip it a little then pour it into the other ingredients.
[U]Step 6:[/U]
The dough will be very hard to pour over the pears so use your hands and sprinkle it all over.
[U]Step 7:[/U]
Put it in the oven for about 10 - 15 min or when the crust gets golden tone.
[U]Step 8:[/U]
Serve it with your favorite vanilla ice cream or some custard sauce.
Quesadillas.
[QUOTE=Randy Pitchford;22976051]Cocks[/QUOTE]
I LOVE cocks! Do you like to have them fried or grilled?
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I've always been a fan of this tasty dish.
1.)Take a loaf of Italian Bread and cut it on the bias to get some decent sized slices.
2.)Turn on your broiler
3.)Put an assortment of meats on the bread, put some on both sides.
(I use ham, pepperoni, turkey, and genoa salami)
4.)Get some mozzarella and cut some decently thick slices
5.)Lay those tasty cheese strips on top of your meats.
6.)Put the sandwich halves in with the cheese and meat under the broiler, and wait for a bit while the cheese melts (And slightly browns) and the meats get warm, and crisp up on the edges some.
7.)Take the pan out, and if you want to add a nice oil/vinegar mixture, or anything you want (Italian dressing isn't bad on this).
8.)Put the two halves together and eat that shit.
9.)Consider running...you might need to
This is a little invention that me and my mate came up with a while back, then just kept making it over and over 'cause it was so tasty.
[U]
[B]Rice Shit[/B] - approx 15 - 20 mins to coo[/U]k
[U]
Ingredients:[/U]
[LIST]
[*] - half a cup of rice (use any cup, who actually knows what a cup is in mesurements)
[*] - half a red onion
[*] - 3 cloves of crushed garlic
[*] - half a cup of sweet corn
[*] - a fair few slices of ham
[*] - a few slices of haslet
[*]- bacon
[*] - half a tin of red kidney beans
[*] - lots and lots of cheese
[*] - mayo
[*] - Salt, lots and lots of salt.
[/LIST]
(Disclaimer - all ingredients are optional, the above list is just what I put into it the first time I made it, here's a list of a few other things I have put into it before now.)- Mixed Veg (Frozen bag of - peas, sweetcorn, carrot, broccoli)
[LIST]
[*] - Peppers
[*] - pastrami
[*]- chargrilled chicken
[*]- fajita chicken
[*]- fajita vegetables
[*]- fried onions
[*]- chopped up chunks of beef burger
[*]- assorted crisps (mini chedders, walkers baked, S&V sticks etc)
[/LIST]
[U]
How to cook:[/U]
[LIST]
[*]Boil up enough water, you need one part rice to two parts water, put in a microwaveable container and cover.
[*]Put in microwave for 10 minutes should be long enough, if not its going back in later so it will be cooked.
[*]While that's cooking, cook and chop up everything else into small(ish) bits. Drain the kidney beans & Grate the cheese... etc, everything else should be pretty self explanitory. Just cook it how it should be cooked and chop it up to small(ish) bits, however big/small you want them.
[*]Once rice has finnished in the microwave, take it out and put in the frozen sweetcorn / frozen mixed veg and a bit of salt.
[*]Stir.
[*]Put back in microwave for 2 minutes.
[*]Take out, stir, add salt, put in everything else except the cheese and mayo.
[*]Put back in for 2 minutes to warm everything up.
[*]Take out and add the cheese, make sure you stir it very thoroughly here, it needs to all be mixed in well, put back in microwave for a minute or so if its not melting into the rice.
[*]Once that's mixed in well, add a bit of mayo and stir that in.
[*]Serve and Enjoy!
[/LIST]
You can litterally put just about anything into this, its brilliant. Its cured my munchies many times before now :D
[QUOTE=benjgvps;22983297]I wrote this a while ago in a thread, though I'll re-toast this here.
Stuff stuff stuff[/QUOTE]
I just made these for lunch, it was awesome. :buddy:
[QUOTE=mike;22974882]scrambled eggs.[/QUOTE]
That. Or I just throw some milk on the hater and make cereals. :I
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