[QUOTE=antonchigurh;18192218]One day I was at the antique shop I work at. Being an antique store, naturally, it attracts a lot of the older folks. I was sitting at the front desk, bored out of my mind, when a small, hunched old woman came up to me. She asked me to open one of the showcases that contained some jewlrey she was interested in purchasing. So, I grab the keys and go to open it.
As she is looking at an antique necklace...she flat out sharts in her pants. The smell was ghastly. I almost broke out laughing but I had to remain calm. The stench was worsening. The humour had died and now all I needed was fresh, unsoiled air. But no, she had to look at ALL the jewlrey in the case. I thought "this is the end. I am going to die".
But, she left and I inhaled fresh air again. That was the worst day of work I have ever expireinced.
Anyone else have a "shitty" day at work? What's your horror story?[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Wakka V2;18197552]When I was younger, I had worked at a ranch doing odd jobs for some man. I had taken a few minutes break and he had thought I was staring at his horses dongs. He didn't confront me about it, he just walked up to the horse and grabbed it's penis so it would retract and went on his way to the barn.
Most awkward experience ever. :v:
If you work at a ranch, be prepared to see a lot of these:
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Glad to see you got the picture in before hand
[QUOTE=Master117;18197484]There's this customer that comes into the pizza shop where I work every once in a while.
This man is so fat he is bound to a wheel chair. He probably also has many other medical issues.
I bring him up because he reeks. He reeks of urine so bad it is repulsive. It's like sitting in a room full of week old buckets of piss. It is horrible having to serve him because he treats his body like shit as well. He orders 4 slices of pizza, two large sized slushies (pure sugar) and a large soda. He also stays in the restaurant for at least 45 minutes and takes up so much space.
In short, he is a fat, smelly old guy bound to a wheelchair who reeks of urine who looks like he's gonna have a heart attack at any moment.[/QUOTE]
It really should be a crime to go out in public being that smelly.
I always let them rip around customers. It's like a game.
[QUOTE=Master117;18197484]There's this customer that comes into the pizza shop where I work every once in a while.
This man is so fat he is bound to a wheel chair. He probably also has many other medical issues.
I bring him up because he reeks. He reeks of urine so bad it is repulsive. It's like sitting in a room full of week old buckets of piss. It is horrible having to serve him because he treats his body like shit as well. He orders 4 slices of pizza, two large sized slushies (pure sugar) and a large soda. He also stays in the restaurant for at least 45 minutes and takes up so much space.
In short, he is a fat, smelly old guy bound to a wheelchair who reeks of urine who looks like he's gonna have a heart attack at any moment.[/QUOTE]
That's pretty sick. Hoepfully you won't have to take care of a fat, smelly, old guy corpse any time soon.
[QUOTE=Master117;18197484]There's this customer that comes into the pizza shop where I work every once in a while.
This man is so fat he is bound to a wheel chair. He probably also has many other medical issues.
I bring him up because he reeks. He reeks of urine so bad it is repulsive. It's like sitting in a room full of week old buckets of piss. It is horrible having to serve him because he treats his body like shit as well. He orders 4 slices of pizza, two large sized slushies (pure sugar) and a large soda. He also stays in the restaurant for at least 45 minutes and takes up so much space.
In short, he is a fat, smelly old guy bound to a wheelchair who reeks of urine who looks like he's gonna have a heart attack at any moment.[/QUOTE]
Sounds like you wont have him around for too long then.
[QUOTE=Daolpu;18195620]I called a transvestite "sir" once. Apparently he was a woman. He told me to call my manager up to complain. First thing my manager says?
"What seems to be the problem, sir?"[/QUOTE]
Your avatar.
So... she shit herself and just kept looking at jewellery?
[QUOTE=Kondor;18206195]So... she shit herself and just kept looking at jewellery?[/QUOTE]
Yea. And being the person working at that time, I was forced to stay with her. I had to, in order to make sure nothing was stolen and what not. I didn't care to sell anything. I just wanted her to go away!
[QUOTE=antonchigurh;18206241]Yea. And being the person working at that time, I was forced to stay with her. I had to, in order to make sure nothing was stolen and what not. I didn't care to sell anything. I just wanted her to go away![/QUOTE]
She shit herself because she noticed how professional you were and couldn't handle it
[QUOTE=Kondor;18206313]She shit herself because she noticed how professional you were and couldn't handle it[/QUOTE]
Well, that makes me feel good. Kinda.
When im as old as she was, Thats exactly what im going to do, only i will stay longer.
[QUOTE=Poor Irish Boy;18206506]When im as old as she was, Thats exactly what im going to do, only i will stay longer.[/QUOTE]
That's shitty.
[QUOTE=ARR DARMA;18195982]shitageddon[/QUOTE]
the crapture
[QUOTE=RedStar;18206605]the crapture[/QUOTE]
That's a good one.
LOL when I was younger I needed a shit in school, rushed to the toilet and caught diareah in my pants - didn't get my boxers down quick enough. So yeah I went back to class and the room stank really bad, so bad the teacher opened all the windows and a fire exit LOL...poor class...3hr afternoon.
[QUOTE=djratboy;18206844]LOL when I was younger I needed a shit in school, rushed to the toilet and caught diareah in my pants - didn't get my boxers down quick enough. So yeah I went back to class and the room stank really bad, so bad the teacher opened all the windows and a fire exit LOL...poor class...3hr afternoon.[/QUOTE]
That is Shitty in every sense of the word. That must have been traumatizing.
[QUOTE=antonchigurh;18206884]That is Shitty in every sense of the word. That must have been traumatizing.[/QUOTE]
Actually I found it quite funny bahahha.
Edit:
The teacher couldnt do anything, he couldnt really ask me HEY HAVE YOU SHIT UR PANTS? It was akward for him and I was just loling all afternoon because everyone was forced to smell and breathe it in.
What the hell is a "shart"? It's called "shitting your pants" god dammit.
[QUOTE=Deadly-Virus;18208222]What the hell is a "shart"? It's called "shitting your pants" god dammit.[/QUOTE]
It's a shit fart. Dumbass.
[QUOTE=antonchigurh;18206241]Yea. And being the person working at that time, I was forced to stay with her. I had to, in order to make sure nothing was stolen and what not. I didn't care to sell anything. I just wanted her to go away![/QUOTE]
Be like Peter Griffin:
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[QUOTE=djratboy;18206898]Actually I found it quite funny bahahha.
Edit:
The teacher couldnt do anything, he couldnt really ask me HEY HAVE YOU SHIT UR PANTS? It was akward for him and I was just loling all afternoon because everyone was forced to smell and breathe it in.[/QUOTE]
I would be embarrassed.
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