• What are you doing to make the world a better place?
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[QUOTE=JustExtreme;25365779]It's not so much jokes, it's more different ways of looking at things but I guess they can both be the same thing. Just some of the observational stuff I remember noting down :) Comedy makes the world a better place for a lot of people (just to keep this shit on topic)[/QUOTE] You're a blessing to people with your sense of humor
Absolutely nothing.
[QUOTE=mscmn;25365841]I volunteered at my local hospital for about a year. Yay[/QUOTE] Ooo I wish I could do the same but at the moment I'm on a waiting list for that because so many people are volunteering. Which I don't really mind:3:
I write, which hopefully entertains/informs the readers, and I also work at a local supermarket to fund my college work. I deserve a medal for dealing with all the cunt customers that go to that place.
[QUOTE=Haxxer;25365848]I smile at people and make people laugh.[/QUOTE] Your post made me smile even tho it's not funny
Recycling an not littering, but it's not a subject that keeps me up at night.
If knowledge and education have intrinsic value, I'm improving humanity as a whole by being part of it and studying
[QUOTE=ZekeTwo;25365859]I put my feces in the toilet instead of in public places[/QUOTE] I hate it when people don't follow this example I really wish I could get back at them somehow
[QUOTE=Jonathan94;25365887]You're a blessing to people with your sense of humor[/QUOTE] Thanks, I guess it's the standing up and doing it that gets me - plus the fact that I'm obsessively critical of my own material and don't know when to stop picking holes in it :P
Eating fewer orphans
Remember kids, killing people can offset your carbon footprint :) just pick less polluting methods of killing!
[QUOTE=Pascall;25365885] This dog was my favorite. I tried not to pick favorites since I worked with a ton of dogs when I volunteered, but he was so adorable. His name was Willie and he was sweet, loving, and was the most amazingly obedient dog I have ever seen. One day I showed up to start working and he was gone. Never found out where he went but I really hope he's happy now. [IMG_thumb]http://i750.photobucket.com/albums/xx146/Pascalll/l_b5589b92d232c70fde8b5b922de9d76d.jpg[/IMG_thumb] He was really sweet, and I would've adopted him if I could have. And here's an even OLDER picture of when I gave dog baths to raise money for our youth group's trip to the beach. That was when I was thirteen I think. Nineteen now. So it was quite a while back. Would love to get a chance to do something like this again though. It was fun. [IMG_thumb]http://i750.photobucket.com/albums/xx146/Pascalll/l_a6a22336dfb0788a009aa2d0fa6a4069.jpg[/IMG_thumb][/QUOTE] Willie's eyes show that he's as loveable as you described him. It's sad though that you separated so suddenly. And is that you with the glasses or did you take the picture?
Get epic grades and learn a lot so I can go to med school, become a doctor and (even if it's just an attempt), save lives.
Being myself, and designing a nearly impenetrable 500-person Apoc bunker. All we can do is be ourselves.
[QUOTE=Jonathan94;25366025]Willie's eyes show that he's as loveable as you described him. It's sad though that you separated so suddenly. And is that you with the glasses or did you take the picture?[/QUOTE] That's me. Like forever ago.
Army I suppose. Though I didn't join it to serve my country as any of the main reasons.
Also I implemented quotes from fight club to get this whipped kid at my college to break up with his Ice-bitch girlfriend, and now he's dating a girl who he's actually happy with. I don't even really like the guy, but I felt I owed it to him to tell him what his friends wouldn't.
[QUOTE=strayebyrd;25365924]I write, which hopefully entertains/informs the readers, and I also work at a local supermarket to fund my college work. I deserve a medal for dealing with all the cunt customers that go to that place.[/QUOTE] I rated you your medal and you have my sympathy even though I have no idea how much those people suck just because you're working hard for your education:)
[QUOTE=Jonathan94;25366025]Willie's eyes show that he's as loveable as you described him. It's sad though that you separated so suddenly. And is that you with the glasses or did you take the picture?[/QUOTE] out of curiosity OP, are you writing in verse here? [editline]11:12PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Jonathan94;25366102]I rated you your medal and you have my sympathy even though I have no idea how much those people suck just because you're working hard for your education:)[/QUOTE] oh yea, they are dickheads, but I keep quiet and smile anyway. One day I'll probably end up having a breakdown and shooting up the place, but I'm good for now.
Making sure to give homeless guys some spare change when I see them. That and learning how to create robots and similar. If I can make a good quality prosthetic arm, I'll say I've done alright.
I explain science to dumb nuts and make them interested in emerging technologies. Also all those science news and science threads.
[QUOTE=strayebyrd;25365924]I also work at a local supermarket to fund my college work. I deserve a medal for dealing with all the cunt customers that go to that place.[/QUOTE] Fuck, I did this over summer. You never realise what cunts the average people are until you work in a goddamn supermarket!
[QUOTE=JustExtreme;25366013]Remember kids, killing people can offset your carbon footprint :) just pick less polluting methods of killing![/QUOTE] Improperly disposing of them isn't good. Anaerobic decomposition produces methane, burying them degrades soil and burning them produces [i]at least[/i] carbon dioxide anyway.
Litter,alot
Littering, I'm such a rebel
Become CEO of the world and then liquidate EVERYTHING
I am converting people to the glorious faith of Allah.
I teach disabled kids to ride horses here in Hong Kong. It makes me feel good to see the smiles on their faces.
I'll be studying engineering if the surgery I need doesn't improve my health any. I want to be a pilot very badly, but matters outside my control may put that beyond my grasp. If things can't be changed, a career as an architect would be just as fulfilling for me.
I teach disabled horses to ride kids here in Hong Kong. It makes me feel good to see the smiles on their faces.
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