• How can cats be so cute, but so damn mean?
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Get it checked, in my extensive veterinary career I have never seen or heard of any non-infected cats attacking humans randomly, but god, those cats with green-flu are nasty.
Tell me about it. My cat is a total asshole :frown:
You can't cure rabies dude
Haterz keep on hatin' cats. My cat has never done any kind of deeper than skin injuries on me.
You should get checked in case the cat had any diseases
Well, since he hasnt posted in a couple hours, 1 of 2 things has happened: 1. He died. 2. He went to the doctor's and they are treating him.
Cats have assholes
[QUOTE=Amplar;22535190]Cats have assholes[/QUOTE] They like to remind us, too. "Hey while you're petting me, I'll just turn around with my tail in the air so you can stare at my cat ass while you pet me. I'm sure you'd love that, wouldn't you?" [editline]10:37AM[/editline] Also I have numerous bite scars from mine.
[QUOTE=Dapwnner;22527175]Cats don't like smokers. He only had your health in mind when he attacked you. He was trying to make you stop, so you can live longer.[/QUOTE] No, it attacked him because his smoking habit posed a threat to it's own health.
Old, I know, but make sure it's not infected.
[QUOTE=XxXKillErXxxX^2;22533607]Cats are the worst pets. People who keep them are lonely masochist hipsters or animal hoarders.[/QUOTE] Yeah, since you've had bad experiences with cats, it means all cats are like that, right? One time, many, many years ago, I was out riding my bicycle, when this bigass German shepherd came out of seemingly nowhere and made me fall off my bike, and it then proceeded to bite my leg. A guy I know almost got his face completely mauled by a dog. Also; I was at my cousins, sleeping ontop of his bed, when his huge wolf-hybrid dog decides that it's a good idea to take an hour long nap ontop of me. I was afraid of moving, thinking it would slit my throat or something. :saddowns:
I'm not dead. After my last post, I fell asleep. Slept for 10 or so hours :) I feel fine, so I don't think it had rabies.
Cats are bags of meat which are driven by instincts and internet memes. They have no concept of 'mean'.
[QUOTE=SA Spyder;22527212]Cats are assholes by nature.[/QUOTE] I love cats and have two 1 year old ones at the moment having our 18 year old one die a year ago. But there is no way one can deny this statment. Cats are evil and selfish seen from a human point of view.
[QUOTE=blafnigem;22535283]They like to remind us, too. "Hey while you're petting me, I'll just turn around with my tail in the air so you can stare at my cat ass while you pet me. I'm sure you'd love that, wouldn't you?"[/QUOTE] That is so damn true. They won't let anyone forget.
[QUOTE=blafnigem;22535283]They like to remind us, too. "Hey while you're petting me, I'll just turn around with my tail in the air so you can stare at my cat ass while you pet me. I'm sure you'd love that, wouldn't you?"[/QUOTE] The ass is the hotspot, if you know what I mean. It just means that they like it, a lot.
[QUOTE=Superstormj;22536922]I'm not dead. After my last post, I fell asleep. Slept for 10 or so hours :) I feel fine, so I don't think it had rabies.[/QUOTE] Rabies doesn't take affect till after a few weeks idiot, in fact considering how stupid you are being by not getting checked up you deserve to die.
Staring straight into eyes of a cat (or dog or many other animals) can be interpreted as hostile challenge. Just stare away, turn your head or something if a cat stares at you. Most of the times they go and ignore you if you do it.
[QUOTE=Fippe;22537544]Staring straight into eyes of a cat (or dog or many other animals) can be interpreted as hostile challenge. Just stare away, turn your head or something if a cat stares at you. Most of the times they go and ignore you if you do it.[/QUOTE] Well that's why if you want a cat to go away just stare at it, I do it to one of mine because it's the only one that runs off since the others don't mind. Dogs also would probably run or just run towards you for play.
Congratz dude, you've got rabies now.
Their are all sort of Cat personalities as much as their are different people. In the case of stray cats their pretty wild. I was holding my friends farm cat for about 10 minute, all of the sudden she wanted down she went berserk on me and scratched me up good. Maybe she saw something in the woods where we where walking, but id say it was just half wild.
[QUOTE=Canary;22537613]Well that's why if you want a cat to go away just stare at it, I do it to one of mine because it's the only one that runs off since the others don't mind. Dogs also would probably run or just run towards you for play.[/QUOTE] Depends if they feel they can win their opponent.
nuke the cat
God, I abhor cats. Big ones, small ones. Short ones, tall ones. I hate them all. Some are cute as kittens, but otherwise they always have a nasty look about them. It could just be that I'm a dog person though.
All cats are evil, my cat kills babies when i'm not looking.
The OP got bitten by a cat.
I absolutely love cats, and agree they love to turn on you without warning. Such as my cat. He loves going in my room and bugging me to get me away from my computer. He also likes to sit on my lap. But often he will turn on me and scratch me. I stare at him, and all he does is look at me and do that little kitten cry of his... I can't resist that cry. :3: My will is strong, but he knows how to break it into little pieces.
It may have to do with the fact that a cat is an [I] animal.[/I]
Declaw it, neuter it. It becomes a shit ton nicer
My cat is really nice, he comes and lets you pet him whenever you are sad :3: [editline]10:24PM[/editline] [QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;22539047]Declaw it, neuter it. It becomes a shit ton nicer[/QUOTE] Someone probably owns that cat, so no.
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