I am professional doctor and you do not have rabies.
Feel better now?
I am a professional Facepuncher and you do have rabies.
Feel hungry now?
Some cats might just be a bit fucked up (and yes this applies to dogs as well so don't go hating on me).
[QUOTE=Dapwnner;22527175]Cats don't like smokers.
He only had your health in mind when he attacked you. He was trying to make you stop, so you can live longer.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://www.oddanimals.com/images/oddanimals067.jpg[/IMG]
Super Cat to the rescue (shelter)! Fighting tobacco and keeping you from dying at 52 years old from cancer.
[QUOTE=FalcoLombardi;22541951][IMG]http://www.oddanimals.com/images/oddanimals067.jpg[/IMG]
Super Cat to the rescue (shelter)! Fighting tobacco and keeping you from dying at 52 years old from cancer.[/QUOTE]
Meow meow meooooooow. SUPERCAT!
I'm realizing that I heal very fast. Just a few dots, a medium sized hole, and a scratch is left.
He transferred healing skills to me.
Dumbass, you don't just feel like you have rabies. You don't know until you get tested or start frothing at the mouth. Tell Jesus I said what's up.
Dude, don't post near me, internet rabies are real
You may want to get yourself checked.
[QUOTE=-n3o-;22527600][img]http://committeeofpublicsafety.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/cute_kitten.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
I have a fold
[QUOTE=Stud Muffin;22547713]I have a fold[/QUOTE]
Scottish Folds are cute as hell. How old is yours?
Definitely get checked for rabies, that shit is no joke.
[QUOTE=Uberslug;22547834]Definitely get checked for rabies, that shit is no joke.[/QUOTE]
I've been searching things on rabies in humans, but all info says there have been no cases or something since 1967.
And my weekend is packed. Oh wow, it's officially Saturday. 12:10 AM. Fuck.
Anyway, I probably won't be able to get in until about Monday or Tuesday.
If it roots itself (or whatever the infection process is) before then, I guess I'm screwed.
[url]https://health.google.com/health/ref/Rabies[/url]
Prognosis
It's possible to prevent rabies if immunization is given within 2 days of the bite. To date, no one in the United States has developed rabies when given the vaccine promptly and appropriately.
Once the symptoms appear, few people survive the disease. Death from respiratory failure usually occurs within 7 days after symptoms start.
[B]OH FUCK....[/B]
Cats are awesome.
[editline]20th October 2010[/editline]
Oh sorry, didn't notice how old this thread was... im new:)
[QUOTE=Superstormj;22527206]He could have just looked up at me and meowed, I might have not lit it.
But no, he got all hostile and pissy at me. :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
Fuck cats man, forcing their beliefs on you with violence.
some cats are just mean imo
** this is why i'm a dog person
Go to a doctor, a cat bite can kill you.
They're not evil!
[IMG]http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee85/cyclocius/GEDC0515-1.jpg[/IMG]
That's not evil, that's adorable. :3:
[QUOTE=Superstormj;22547736]Scottish Folds are cute as hell. How old is yours?[/QUOTE]
I have a fold :smug:
It's training for real pussy.
it tried to shave your god damn legs
[QUOTE=KKram16;22533875]You can't cure rabies dude[/QUOTE]
No, there are medications.
hope you cleaned it well otherwise your going to have one nasty infection
Had a little battle did you?
Get checked quick. My grandpa died from rabies cause he didn't want to go to the medic and kept saying he was okay, even if he got scratched by a rabid fox when he was hunting (at least he killed and skinned the fucker). That's why he died before I was born so I never got to meet him :saddowns:
Cats are awesome. they're just so...dumb.
[QUOTE=ionuttzu;25532527]Get checked quick. My grandpa died from rabies cause he didn't want to go to the medic and kept saying he was okay, even if he got scratched by a rabid fox when he was hunting (at least he killed and skinned the fucker). That's why he died before I was born so I never got to meet him :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
Maybe he was just old
[QUOTE=Shas'O Blind;25532683]Maybe he was just old[/QUOTE]
Uh no, he died of rabies, I think I'd know of what my grandpa died.And he wouldn't die of old age at 67, he was very healthy. He fought in WW2 and was living at the countryside (around here they work almost all day so they remain fit, and eat only healthy food), most of them die at minimum 80 years of age.
How would you know? You said yourself you weren't even born yet. Same goes for his condition of health, what an omniscient fetus you were.
[editline]20th October 2010[/editline]
But of course, "my mama told me."
Its a shame your grandfather lived through a war and died from a fox. He should of known better though.
[QUOTE=Shas'O Blind;25533394]How would you know? You said yourself you weren't even born yet. Same goes for his condition of health, what an omniscient fetus you were.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, cause my father and grandmother totally couldn't have told me.
Edit: Anyways this is getting a bit derailed so let's stop here
this thread made me think of this [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nzvm8k5kSjs[/media]
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