How can cats be so cute, but so damn mean? - General

I can't stand cats by now. I'm allergic and I've been attacked by every one I've ever known. Plus they freak me out with that stare they give you where you know they're going to do something but you don't know what.

Cats dont have souls.

OP needs some sun like crazy

[IMG]http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j93/Axelius/evil-cat.jpg[/IMG] DUN DUNN [B]DUUUUUNNNN[/B]

Cats are like women, they look hot but when it's the time, they sneak behind you and attack.

[QUOTE=Earthen;25534939]OP needs some sun like crazy[/QUOTE] This thread was made months ago. No clue how it was dug up haha. Someone must have been searching for cats. And I don't need sun, it was the camera flash combined with the lighting of my room.

I think of cats as a microcosm of the dark, hateful side of innocent children. It doesn't matter how incapable of doing evil they look. No matter how innocent something looks it [I]can[/I] and [I]might[/I] fuck your shit up.

[QUOTE=Dapwnner;22527175]Cats don't like smokers. He only had your health in mind when he attacked you. He was trying to make you stop, so you can live longer.[/QUOTE] So why my kitten loves cigarettes when my mother is smoking ? [editline]21st October 2010[/editline] Maybe my cute kitten is completely strange

[QUOTE=haloguy234;25545575]I think of cats as a microcosm of the dark, hateful side of innocent children. It doesn't matter how incapable of doing evil they look. No matter how innocent something looks it [I]can[/I] and [I]might[/I] fuck your shit up.[/QUOTE] Agreed. And if you mess with a cat, they'll get you back. Doesn't matter if it's 10 minutes later, or the next day. However long it takes to plan it, they'll do it 5 minutes after their plan is complete. And it's usually something genius. Say you pushed your cat off your lap an hour ago, and you're hungry. Either A: You turn the corner to the kitchen, and they trip you. B: Stand in front of the fridge, and when you push them out the way, they bite you. Or C: You made your food, set it down in the living room for a split second, walk away to turn the lamp on, turn back around, and they walked across your plate, leaving a nice clump of shed fur on your food.

My cat jumps at your legs and does this thing with his paws to intimidate you but he's never actually bitten me. The only time he bites me is when I bug him when he's sleeping, at which he jumps up and runs to the door until someone lets him out because he can't take the heat. Humans 1 Felines 0

That's a weak cut bro, but it sucks I love cats, but you should have drop punted the fucker

Cats are imperious, thats why

[QUOTE=-Rusty-;22527312]Could of had rabies. Kind of weird that it just ran up on you and randomly attacked you like that.[/QUOTE] Not really. My cat used to do it all the time. It's calmed down as it got older though.