• My DS being stolen caused my dad to vomit on me and walk in on my brother getting laid.
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I don't even know... Puking dads and brothers who know the smell of rotten magikarp even while fucking an asian girl... Never seen anything like it...
Whoa I severely misread the title I thought your dad puked on you after walking in on you and your bro having sex :v:
At least there was a happy ending for your brother. kinda.
[QUOTE=poopsicle;24106854]At least there was a happy ending for your brother. kinda.[/QUOTE] I wouldn't be happy if my lil bro comes in when I'm fucking someone but whatever.
Is there any chance that your dad saw this video too? [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8qKwld1euY[/url]
[quote]“Dude, you smell like a rotting Magikarp!”[/quote] Best. Sentence. Ever
I believed this until you said about your brother. As if. Voted immature for obvious reasons :colbert:
[QUOTE=StigmaFinale;24099640]16.[/QUOTE] Really, you sound more like 6 than 16.
[QUOTE=StigmaFinale;24099537]Hey there, FP. The past few days, ive had by far the worst vacation of my life. My story that follows i rather fucked up, so here goes: Okay, so on the first day of my Caribbean cruise, my brother (Who is 20) told me and my dad to go snorkeling 2 days from then to have a bonding experience 1-1. Of course we accepted, but what followed the next day complicated things a lot. My dad was out buying a few drinks while i was on the cruise's pool, so I left my DSi in my dads bag and told him. Little did I know, he left the bag unattended, and when I came back it was gone. Needless to say i was pissed at him, but we went snorkeling the next day. While we were on a small boat with other tourists at sea, my dad and i started getting in an argument about my DS, and of course he didnt give a shit that the thing was gone. When we went in the water, i got really pissed after about 5 minutes and i swam off and hid in the boat. However, pops didnt know that and thought i drowned or something. Before he went snorkeling, my dad had a little bit of rum, and he usually doesnt drink. So when my dad found me crying cuz he doesnt care about any of my belngings, he was about to say something, but instead, rum+stress=nausea and he vomited all over me. So, after that i ran off screaming and didnt talk to him for the rest of the ride back (Which had to came back early.) Youd think thats bad enough, right? Well, my dad went off to buy antacids, and i went back to to the room. However, when i went inside, my brother having sex with a hot asian chick. We all screamed “WHAT DA FUCK!?!”. So after a few seconds, my nude bro said what is probly the geekiest thing ive ever heard: “Dude, you smell like a rotting Magikarp!” Me and the girl stared at him a few seconds, and then, i went in the bathroom and slammed the door. So, in other words, my brother didnt get laid because he likes pokemon. Nice. So fp, its your call. Whose fault is it?[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2xDJPc-yaM[/media]
Sounds like he hooked up with a hooker.
What the hell did I just read? Final decision is that you were just inmature. Find your DS yourself and don't rely on your dad to help you look for your own object.
You should always keep watch over your own possessions. I never trust my parents with my valuables. Back when I was younger and went on family holidays I have been taking care of my own "bag of things" from when I was like 12. Just means he can replace everything that was stolen once you get home.
The real question here is why did you have a DS?
[QUOTE=Emz;24108192]You should always keep watch over your own possessions. I never trust my parents with my valuables. Back when I was younger and went on family holidays I have been taking care of my own "bag of things" from when I was like 12. Just means he can replace everything that was stolen once you get home.[/QUOTE] My siblings steal all of my stuff. That's why I went out and bought a lock for my room and ever since it's been working.
Only one thing can describe this. [img_thumb]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/wtc.gif[/img_thumb]
I know it's been said, but :wtc:
That was pretty immature of you OP. Arguing with your dad doesn't bring your DS back. So there was no point in that. Running onto the boat and making your father think you drowned and then crying was immature. Disrespecting your brothers desire for some privacy was also immature. I mean seriously, why the fuck would it be his fault, just because he wanted to get laid. I mean, it's a fucking game. I can see why [I]some[/I] people would go to such lengths as to argue with someone about it, but crying about it?
[QUOTE=SteeleCratos;24099908]:wtc:[/QUOTE]
Goddamnit Wallid, how many permabans does it take for you to realize that nobody likes you or wants you here?
its your fathers fault for not taking the bag :downs: Pageking bitches
You cockblocked your brother? He'll remember this and will do everything in his power to prevent you from getting laid.
I mean, yeah, I would be pissed at my dad too, but don't whine about it on the trip and just ruin it, your on a cruise, and your bitching because of something like that, it can wait till you get home. Or at least until at night. And when your dad puked on you, couldnt you have just jumped in the water?
This thread smells like meowths rotting shit in a litterbox.
why would cry over a DS they suck
[QUOTE=Richard Simmons;24114888]This thread smells like meowths rotting shit in a litterbox.[/QUOTE] Your rebuttal stinks of a roast Vileplume.
[QUOTE=InChoFace;24114982]why would cry over a DS they suck[/QUOTE] Isn't that an opinion? :downs:
OP's story is obviously false. Why are there so many shit story threads these days?
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=982659[/url] Your parents went on two vacations in under a week?
Untruest shit I've ever heard.
Pays to have an iPod, or AT LEAST a warranty. If you're a nintendo fanboy, just wait for the 3DS. It can use the RE5 engine, not kidding.
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