My DS being stolen caused my dad to vomit on me and walk in on my brother getting laid.
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[QUOTE=Badal;24099728]-Rate me bad reading-[/QUOTE]
I rated you bad reading. I'm not sure why.
[QUOTE=mugofdoom;24099674]At the age of 16 I couldn't fathom crying over a stolen DS and my father not really caring.
Getting pissed, yes, but not hiding in the ship and crying.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, my guess is OP isn't 16.
Don't be afraid to admit if your younger, OP.
As a wise Samurai once said "Kids work harder than adults, bjut only if you treat them as adults."
But if your 16, man up. This gives you a perfect excuse for your dad to buy you a 3DS
Edit:
I now seem like a dultz for giving advice to a story that isn't true.
Seriously, who talks like "Hot asian chick" when it would've been fine to say "Asian chick" or "Someone."
Seriously, now I'm amazed this thread hasn't been locked.
This thread was funny at first, but it's since become even more retarded than Slowpoke.
Reminds me of AceTrip.
I doubt this actually happened.
I don't think your brother didn't get laid because he referenced a Magikarp.
I think he got laid because it's off putting having some whiney little girl covered in shame and vomit standing in the doorway staring at you.
It's your fault.
You should of told your brother and the Asian to wait there while you clean up, then join in. :smug:
It's only your fault since you ds got stolen before all of this, but that is pretty messed up what your brother did, but come on, it's a hot Asian chick, you're just jealous of him.
So, you throw away DShit, pap and you scream @ each other and you cry then see dick in vagina and cry more?
Sounds like a lie, heres a true story:
I once stuck a electrical cord in my ear. This is the result.
Ahahahaha this shit is golden.
it's [b]YOUR[/b] belongings, why should your father care?
you were just trying to play your dad so you can get another DSi.
Ahahahahahahaha.
[QUOTE=Boba_Fett;24117772][url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=982659[/url]
Your parents went on two vacations in under a week?[/QUOTE]
Yep, this is Wallid's work.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NNOrp_83RU&feature=related[/media]
:lol:
What a story mark
[img]http://artvoice.com/issues/v8n9/film_reviews/dvd[/img]
Stop rating him funny; you're feeding the troll. Just think who would say "You smell like a rotting Magikarp" to their Dad. This kid is obviously Wallid.
At least you have a father and a brother without mental disabilities, man :saddowns:
Pic of said hot asian chick
[QUOTE=Boba_Fett;24117772][url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=982659[/url]
Your parents went on two vacations in under a week?[/QUOTE]
Yes, my dad only has 3 vacation weeks a year. And stop fucking calling me Wallid, im not him. I dont look at what was it, animal porn?
reading this thread caused me to puke and walk in on my dog masturbating
His first reaction after getting walked in on during sex involves Magikarps? :wtc:
[QUOTE=StigmaFinale;24138267]Yes, my dad only has 3 vacation weeks a year. And stop fucking calling me Wallid, im not him. I dont look at what was it, animal porn?[/QUOTE]
What?
[QUOTE=StigmaFinale;24138267]Yes, my dad only has 3 vacation weeks a year. And stop fucking calling me Wallid, im not him. I dont look at what was it, animal porn?[/QUOTE]
Hard to believe you're not Wallid because you post just like him and you're denying it in just the same way he did.
[QUOTE=Boba_Fett;24138716]What?[/QUOTE]
He thinks im this guy. [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=981037[/url]
Hahahaha, oh wow. What a fucked up family.
but he was having sex but didn't get laid?!
Sucks for your brother.
[QUOTE=StigmaFinale;24138879]He thinks im this guy.[/QUOTE]
Well, you did stick your dick in raw animal meat.
Would be good if it was true.
This didn't help me understand. Good for your brother though.
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