• My DS being stolen caused my dad to vomit on me and walk in on my brother getting laid.
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Now I want to see this done in MS paint form.
Worse things have happened to me. Like the thread I posted about getting puke, piss, and blood on me, then slipping down a hallway, busting my ass on the tile, then getting yelled at for being naked by my next door neighbor. Wish I could find the thread, search has been disabled though. [editline]05:22PM[/editline] Worse things have happened to me. Like the thread I posted about getting puke, piss, and blood on me, then slipping down a hallway, busting my ass on the tile, then getting yelled at for being naked by my next door neighbor. Wish I could find the thread, too bad search was disabled. [editline]05:22PM[/editline] Automerge wat
Such a wonderful thread.
[QUOTE=42069;24099593]You were crying and then you got puked on.[/QUOTE] And i thought college was bad. I... i don't know what to say, like... at all.
OP is either 12 or a total vagina for crying about it and hiding in the ship.
Damn i wanted to see some hot asian chick action too.
[QUOTE=dirty harry;24144309]OP is either 12 or a total vagina for crying about it and hiding in the ship.[/QUOTE] Op sure acts like an 8 year old cuz he is Wallid
OP send your story to a writer in hollywood
[QUOTE=StigmaFinale;24099537]So fp, its your call. Whose fault is it?[/QUOTE] Yours. You should have never bought that Nintendo DickStick-eye on-board that boat...
[QUOTE=StigmaFinale;24099537]Hey there, FP. The past few days, ive had by far the worst vacation of my life. My story that follows i rather fucked up, so here goes: Okay, so on the first day of my Caribbean cruise, my brother (Who is 20) told me and my dad to go snorkeling 2 days from then to have a bonding experience 1-1. Of course we accepted, but what followed the next day complicated things a lot. My dad was out buying a few drinks while i was on the cruise's pool, so I left my DSi in my dads bag and told him. Little did I know, he left the bag unattended, and when I came back it was gone. Needless to say i was pissed at him, but we went snorkeling the next day. While we were on a small boat with other tourists at sea, my dad and i started getting in an argument about my DS, and of course he didnt give a shit that the thing was gone. When we went in the water, i got really pissed after about 5 minutes and i swam off and hid in the boat. However, pops didnt know that and thought i drowned or something. Before he went snorkeling, my dad had a little bit of rum, and he usually doesnt drink. So when my dad found me crying cuz he doesnt care about any of my belngings, he was about to say something, but instead, rum+stress=nausea and he vomited all over me. So, after that i ran off screaming and didnt talk to him for the rest of the ride back (Which had to came back early.) Youd think thats bad enough, right? Well, my dad went off to buy antacids, and i went back to to the room. However, when i went inside, my brother having sex with a hot asian chick. We all screamed “WHAT DA FUCK!?!”. So after a few seconds, my nude bro said what is probly the geekiest thing ive ever heard: “Dude, you smell like a rotting Magikarp!” Me and the girl stared at him a few seconds, and then, i went in the bathroom and slammed the door. So, in other words, my brother didnt get laid because he likes pokemon. Nice. So fp, its your call. Whose fault is it?[/QUOTE] HORY SHET! Seriously, how old are you? You were crying, cause you lost a fucking DSi? You do know they suck balls compared to a PSP, right? And then you ran off screaming like a little bitch, all from vomit? When you could have just jumped in the water and got rinsed easily. And then your brother said you smelled like a magikarp, like he's actually smelled a dying pokemon in real life. What a fucked up family. It was all your fault. Your dad was inconsiderate, but you were too immature to realize that you were on a vacation your PARENTS obviously paid for, and your DS I know that already. And your brother was too much of a geek to get laid. You guys all fail.
I can't believe it, some people are posting like they actually believe this garbage. At least I relized my mistake and corrected it. Stop trolling, and all of us should stop posting. Every post is another goat sent to the bridge to feed the troll. Seriously, stop posting. We've got enough on are hands with the Badage Boys shit.
[QUOTE=BananaFoam;24150668]I can't believe it, some people are posting like they actually believe this garbage. At least I relized my mistake and corrected it. Stop trolling, and all of us should stop posting. Every post is another goat sent to the bridge to feed the troll. Seriously, stop posting. We've got enough on are hands with the Badage Boys shit.[/QUOTE] Oops. Already posted. Sssorry... :(
Brother got laid for two whole days? Maaaaaannn...
Good laugh, good laugh.
This thread is [img]http://bp2.blogger.com/_2vbtDpEl3Nw/Rtg3Ymm-k4I/AAAAAAAAABo/F8DeEbAv32A/s320/505-Liu-Bei_B.jpg[/img] serious business.
Your brother is an idiot for talking about magikarp. Should of used that king fish thing.
I would have joined in with your brother for a threesome. However, you're 16 and you're crying. I guess not...
[quote]my brother having [B]sex with a hot asian chick[/B][/quote] :fappery: Lucky him.
Wait, so you're 16 and you still care about your Nintendo DSi?
[QUOTE=henryhendrixx;24387846]Wait, so you're 16 and you still care about your Nintendo DSi?[/QUOTE] I'm 18 and I kinda care about my DSi.
The day... it was made.
It's sort of your fault but I think it was your bros cause if he hadn't tricked you into bonding none of it wouldve happened
Pic's of Asian needed.
Great thread to come home for the weekend to. Next I need some Fast thread and In the news, and I am good to go.
You were a bitch and suffered because of it. Don't cry next time, bro.
You cockblocking piece of shit. I hope your DS gets stolen and your dad throws up o- oh no wait a second.
Haha sounds like an eventful holiday to me
[QUOTE=JustExtreme;24391909]Haha sounds like an eventful holiday to me[/QUOTE] This Also, they stole you DSi?Report it or something, lol.
[QUOTE=w0lfeh;24392033]This Also, they stole you DSi?Report it or something, lol.[/QUOTE] Pfft, as if that would achieve anything. He's never seeing that console again.
Somebody make an ms paint comic for this story.
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