• Ninja Assassin- That extremely cliche movie that you'll probably watch
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I saw this on a bus stop on my way home. Half the bus shook their heads. The other half was headbanging.
Name isn't redundant. It's not saying he some turbo assassin. It's saying he assassinates ninjas.
[QUOTE=BANNED USER;18161109]I've seen better puns at an autistic science show.[/QUOTE] You can measure my cylinder any day
When I first saw the trailer I instantly thought 'Asian division of The Fraternity from Wanted.' Yeah, I will probably see it on TV, I wouldn't go to theater for it, unless my friend can guarantee free access, as he often does.
[QUOTE=RobSaintanan;18162867]When I first saw the trailer I instantly thought 'Asian division of The Fraternity from Wanted.' Yeah, I will probably see it on TV, I wouldn't go to theater for it, unless my friend can guarantee free access, as he often does.[/QUOTE] Seeing this movie on tv would make it shitty. The whole point is to see blood. instead on TV you get a watered down version that resembles and episode of hannah montana with slightly more action im guessing.
when i first saw the preview i was like "okay this is going to suck, but it might be cool" and then i saw the title and was like haha
it may not be original, but we have to agree there is no GOOD movie about it, only shitty ones.
I could probably watch Naruto and get the exact same plot, just with a lot more childish bullshit.
I really really wanna watch this movie.
[QUOTE=Pigeon87;18157017]Well...it seems they certaintly [i]assasinated[/i] the hype of that movie![/QUOTE] What
That blade-on-chain thing is ridiculous. [editline]07:00PM[/editline] I am so going to watch it.
the plot kinda looks like it could also be used for a jackie chan movie
Looks lame as hell [editline]03:17PM[/editline] But i'll watch it anyway
It isn't gonna be lame if it's the Watchowski brothers, come on, V for Vendetta, The matrix trilogy, The invasion etc... This is gonna be just as good.
Why are assassins in movies always good looking? Surely there are ugly assassins out there.
Son of a bitch, they managed to mix a love scene into a movie about ninja assassins, what the fuck!
Ninja Assassin? As opposed to what, a Ninja Stockbroker? Will watch, looks really meh though.
The fight scenes really look top notch. The scene in the trailer when there's a swarm of ninjas in the classic black mask/suit gave me hope.
Hm, a DVD-cover/movie poster with a white background, red text, blood and lots of mud-splattered skin. Yeah no, it has all the trademarks of a worthless film.
Their only good film was the first Matrix. Maybe a few scenes from Reloaded, but that's about it. I'm not looking forward to this.
i didnt watch it you lied op sorry bud get out of here [editline]08:49PM[/editline] Liar liar pants on fire
Saw it a few hours ago, if you're a gore fan then this is the movie to see. Plot was really boring, I literally almost fell asleep during the slower scenes. But, like the Matrix, once they do the action scenes the movie definitely shows its worth.
Just saw it today. Way better than I expected it to be. And they used like 30 thousand gallons of blood in the film.
gold deagle brand deagles, dual wielded
Quick review: Plot was generic and meh-ish. Action scenes were fucking over-the-top and bloody. Go see it for the fight scenes, you know you want to. Also ninja stars are badass.
dear god that is the most generic title i have ever seen may as well call it 'fantasy wars' or 'war killer' or some shit
leaked ending [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbuPaCgdO50[/media]
fantastic ending
The raizo guy looks exactly how I would look like in a few years If I were buff.
I loved how everyone went "WOAH" at the first kill (including myself)
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