• Ninja Assassin- That extremely cliche movie that you'll probably watch
    74 replies, posted
Should win bloodiest movie of the year.
The blood was so... Goopy... Why did they use crappy CGI blood?
I think that was the point. :v: My friend said the movie reminded him of RoboGeisha, whatever the fuck that is.
terrible plot < amazing action
[QUOTE=Kai-ryuu;18157141][img]http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/05/22/movies/23machine.xlarge1.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Wait wtf? Strap on an RPG-7 and we have a movie prototype for the Killing Floor Patriarch! EDIT: I would *not* however, like to give her "ONE IN THE PIPE"
[QUOTE=Hayabusa07;18620261]I loved how everyone went "WOAH" at the first kill (including myself)[/QUOTE] Yeah, that's the one you don't expect. I think the whole theater went "holy shit!" Also, they need to do a new samurai movie, because they're cooler and there can be a seppuku scene.
[QUOTE=Take_Opal;18162724]Name isn't redundant. It's not saying he some turbo assassin. It's saying he assassinates ninjas.[/QUOTE] its like that buffalo sentence. You dont understand it but only because of how epic it is
ninja assassin vampire soldier
That sounds fucking incredible.
[QUOTE=Libertas;18636238]Wait wtf? Strap on an RPG-7 and we have a movie prototype for the Killing Floor Patriarch! EDIT: I would *not* however, like to give her "ONE IN THE PIPE"[/QUOTE] machine girl is the funniest movie ever. boob drills lmao should i watch ninja killer with friends or by myself?
I liked speed racer because the movie was trippy
I saw it on release day, it was really fucking good. The blood kinda looks like jello that hasn't quite congealed yet. The plot was pretty bad (OMG NINJA REVENGE STORY) but the action scenes were bitchin'. In the first 5 minutes of the movie some dude's head gets chopped in half and it immediately reminded me of [img]http://i44.tinypic.com/eg9860.gif[/img] I got dragged to it by a bunch of my female friends who I knew were just there to drool over Rain's body (personally I think he's an ugly motherfucker) but they got into the action too which was cool. There were also a few hilarious scenes when they shove a phallic object into his mouth and then 20 seconds later he says that they lied about their size so y'know it was mildly entertaining. But the action bits were pretty cool. the ending is also terribly corny [sp]at the end when the main broad got knifed we were all like "watch she's gonna stand up and say "LUCKILY, I WAS BORN WITH MY HEART ON THE OTHER SIDE" (like the old dude in the beginning) and then lo and behold she did[/sp]
[QUOTE=Confused111;18157093]I thought Speed Racer was pretty good.[/QUOTE] speed racer was terrible
[QUOTE=BricknHead;18644889] There were also a few hilarious scenes when they shove a phallic object into his mouth and then 20 seconds later he says that they lied about their size so y'know it was mildly entertaining. [/QUOTE] I really don't remember that scene, at all. Was it around the beginning where they were going over the Interpol shit? Because I zoned out completely during then. Also, did anyone else get a theater full of black people?
I saw it and goddamn was that amazing. Total gorefest and amazing fight scenes. The story was even pretty awesome - I won't spoil any of it. edit: I'm easily impressed apparently...
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.