Standoff near my house. - General

You better get off the computer and get a stick and help you jerk

where is your exact location atm /b/lack up heading your way comrade

It's a God damn troll thread everyone, he's continually feeding us "updates" whilst completely ignoring any attempts at gaining evidence to prove it, while simultaneously giving us reasons such as, "It's so serious the cops told us to get the fuck down!"

I still am in favor of playing dramatic music really loud. [editline]05:38PM[/editline] Or Beethoven, that works.

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;19496172]It's a God damn troll thread everyone, he's continually feeding us "updates" whilst completely ignoring any attempts at gaining evidence to prove it, while simultaneously giving us reasons such as, "It's so serious the cops told us to get the fuck down!"[/QUOTE] shut up

[QUOTE=italics560;19496255]shut up[/QUOTE] I know, the truth hurts.

Does it matter if its a troll or not? "Oh this movies fake? Well I'm not going to enjoy it then. Screw you."

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;19496266]I know, the truth hurts.[/QUOTE] What about that news site? Could be fake I suppose...

[QUOTE=Seb McMeb;19494648]Because who would post this in the middle of a standoff?[/QUOTE] It's not like he's the one that's holding hostages.

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;19496172]It's a God damn troll thread everyone, he's continually feeding us "updates" whilst completely ignoring any attempts at gaining evidence to prove it, while simultaneously giving us reasons such as, "It's so serious the cops told us to get the fuck down!"[/QUOTE] Yes, since this could never happen in real life, ever. [QUOTE=KommradKommisar;19494857]I can't do anything else. What else am I supposed to do? Anyways. Hers my town newspaper. I hope that helps. [url]http://www.elkodaily.com/articles/2010/01/07/news/breaking_news/doc4b4664e9c5fc7812340146.txt[/url] So you want pics? I cant go outside. I already looked by the window and a cop started yelling at me to "get the fuck down idiot! you wanna get shot?" So I did. But the snipers? I'll go ask.[/QUOTE] Fucker Should've gotten pictures though.

Murmur cryptic prophecy into the scanner. :v:

[QUOTE=BackflipHatchetAttack;19495039]Get a friendly picture with the SWAT guy lol[/QUOTE] Get him to put his boot on his head so we know you arent lying too

Because everyone owns a Digital Camera or a Phone with picture. [i]Everyone[/i]

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;19496172]It's a God damn troll thread everyone, he's continually feeding us "updates" whilst completely ignoring any attempts at gaining evidence to prove it, while simultaneously giving us reasons such as, "It's so serious the cops told us to get the fuck down!"[/QUOTE] I'm not a troll. I'm just telling everybody here that cops are outside and there's a dude with a gun.(or were) Not anymore. But the swat guy has left everyone(And I couldnt get pictures. :frown:. I know, I know. It sounds like I'm faking it but shit happens.) [url]http://www.kenvtv.com/newscasts/mtnviewstandoff.wmv[/url] Still don't believe me? wow. 44 people reading this? Holy shit.

[QUOTE=KommradKommisar;19496714]I'm not a troll. I'm just telling everybody here that cops are outside and there's a dude with a gun.(or were) Not anymore. But the swat guy has left everyone(And I couldnt get pictures. :frown:. I know, I know. It sounds like I'm faking it but shit happens.) [URL]http://www.kenvtv.com/newscasts/mtnviewstandoff.wmv[/URL] Still don't believe me? wow. 44 people reading this? Holy shit.[/QUOTE] I humbly retract my original statement, sir.

you fucked up your chance to be the hero

So, do you have any idea why this standoff happened? Did you know the guy that caused it?

[QUOTE=1nfiniteseed;19497115]So, do you have any idea why this standoff happened? Did you know the guy that caused it?[/QUOTE] Supposedly the guy killed himself because his ex wife went in the house to try to talk him down and after she left his house he started going south. Other than that IDK.

[QUOTE=KommradKommisar;19496714]I'm not a troll. I'm just telling everybody here that cops are outside and there's a dude with a gun.(or were) Not anymore. But the swat guy has left everyone(And I couldnt get pictures. :frown:. I know, I know. It sounds like I'm faking it but shit happens.) [url]http://www.kenvtv.com/newscasts/mtnviewstandoff.wmv[/url] Still don't believe me? wow. 44 people reading this? Holy shit.[/QUOTE] Ahahaha, your town's so poor they can't afford a reporter to hold the microphone for the police chief.

NO FAIR! The SWAT team is camping spawn!

[QUOTE=Floreum;19497398]NO FAIR! The SWAT team is camping spawn![/QUOTE] :fuckyou:

Kill the bad guy

tell the swat dude he can stay only if you have sex with him [editline]10:32PM[/editline] shit im late

Great, now I want a police scanner.

[QUOTE=lemon_lover;19498757]Great, now I want a police scanner.[/QUOTE] Sadly most police use the interwebs for reports of crimes and private channels. Once in awhile you will get a couple ambulances and police signals. Although the lack of police might be due to me not leaving it on for long.

Weird, I heard a few gunshots earlier... Meh, I think I'd notice if SWAT teams drove by... ...I hope those bullets didn't hit anyone important.

I Totally would of said ok under the condition that i could look and touch all the cool stuff they had

[QUOTE=zach34;19499618]Weird, I heard a few gunshots earlier... Meh, I think I'd notice if SWAT teams drove by... ...I hope those bullets didn't hit anyone important.[/QUOTE] So its okay for them to hit unimportant people? I see how it is.

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No update? I fear the OP is dead...