CHERNARUS 2012: Investigating one of Facepunch's most notorious shitposters - General

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

I knew there was something off about laserguided. He and I seem to disagree on everything.

Hey, I'm in the rating list for like a split second, I'm famous!

Everything is falling together. Soon we must face the truth.

[QUOTE=Dead Madman;38768695]I'm just baffled by the fact he has close to 2,000 posts in just over 2 months, a 1/4 of my post count that took me 4 years?[/QUOTE] Its all just shitposts.

[QUOTE=Canned Induvidual;38768507]Yeah he does have shitty posts. Aka. posts that I do not agree with /lol[/QUOTE] canned induvidual 2013 donate now before it's too late I promise I won't start masturbating in general discussion

Smurfy you are fucking awesome.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

[QUOTE=BlkDucky;38769030][img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/13824718/ShareX/2012-12/2012-12-09_22-32-53.png[/img] that explains this[/QUOTE] I disagreed with him once. he didn't reply to me in the thread. Instead he left a message. [quote]laserguided - 29th October 2012 Writes something for the sake of being a douche, credibility-0.[/quote]

[QUOTE=Primigenes;38769164]He must not have anything better to do if he can't even quit properly[/QUOTE] He actually forgot his password to Chernarus which is why he's now laserguided

[QUOTE=i-am-teh-sex;38769466]He actually forgot his password to Chernarus which is why he's now laserguided[/QUOTE] I doubt it. He was trying to ditch the stigma associated with his old account in an effort to be taken seriously. However, thanks to this exposé, it seems that any new shitposter is going to be associated with being Chernarus.

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

Anyone who didn't figure out Laserguided was Chernarus' alt really should consider taking some mental tests [QUOTE=DeEz;38768602]wasn't very hard to guess since the quality of these two accounts' posts were the same [sp]shit[/sp][/QUOTE] aren't you the guy who used to buy tens of russian ARMA 2 keys just to hack on his Day Z server

[QUOTE=Apache249;38769500]I doubt it. He was trying to ditch the stigma associated with his old account in an effort to be taken seriously. However, thanks to this exposé, it seems that any new shitposter is going to be associated with being Chernarus.[/QUOTE] It's what he said in the DayZ thread He never hid that he was Chernarus

[QUOTE=latin_geek;38769526]Anyone who didn't figure out Laserguided was Chernarus' alt really should consider taking some mental tests[/QUOTE] I had suspicions.

I'm actually surprised to find out that he's laserguided. He disagreed with me once. I didn't like it.

[QUOTE=DeeCeeTeeBee;38769140]IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=werewolf0020;38769080]IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Jocke;38769379]IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW[/QUOTE] Are you three the same person? I call conspiracy! :v:

[QUOTE=wickedplayer494;38769596]Are you three the same person? I call conspiracy! :v:[/QUOTE] They're all Chernarus obviously

[QUOTE=Apache249;38769500]I doubt it. He was trying to ditch the stigma associated with his old account in an effort to be taken seriously. However, thanks to this exposé, it seems that any new shitposter is going to be associated with being Chernarus.[/QUOTE] If that's true then he isn't trying very hard [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=38694017#post38694017[/url]

[QUOTE=Jund;38769651]If that's true then he isn't trying very hard [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=38694017#post38694017[/url][/QUOTE] He wasn't trying at all [QUOTE=laserguided;37956158]Well being being I accidentally cleared my cookies and somehow forgot my password, so here is my temporary account until I figure out my password again :v: I'm working on nabbing the hackers one by one. Its tedious but whatever.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=latin_geek;38769526]Anyone who didn't figure out Laserguided was Chernarus' alt really should consider taking some mental tests[/QUOTE] Not everyone pays meticulous attention to the shitposting antics of one semi-anonymous user on a web forum.

[QUOTE=Jund;38769651]If that's true then he isn't trying very hard [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=38694017#post38694017[/url][/QUOTE] Oh shit [QUOTE=Starpluck;38694732]No you don't. Don't lie to me. The only reason why you aren't permabanned yet is because you haven't been perceived as a major annoyance yet, but with your recent widespread shitposting that is subject to change.[/QUOTE]

I remember pretty much the only place he was liked was in the DayZ thread only because he was hosting an FP server. I heard they eventually turned on him in there too. Heard him in mumble once while playing DayZ. He's got a silly voice.

[QUOTE=SpasticPinoy;38769737]I remember pretty much the only place he was liked was in the DayZ thread only because he was hosting an FP server. I heard they eventually turned on him in there too. Heard him in mumble once while playing DayZ. He's got a silly voice.[/QUOTE] He's still pretty much liked in the DayZ thread, only a few that left the thread didn't like him [editline]9th December 2012[/editline] Although he does have a silly voice

I knew it was Chernarus the moment laserguided started talking to me like he knew me, I was all like "WTF, who are you." But as soon as he started spouting the same shit, I added 1+1 and figured it out. Still waiting for his perma...

WHAT it's like the ending of Usual Suspects

I thought everyone knew. Don't you guys have the ability to match the IP to different accounts?

[QUOTE=Swebonny;38770232]I thought everyone knew. Don't you guys have the ability to match the IP to different accounts?[/QUOTE] Nah I haven't boostard that feature for myself yet.

[QUOTE=Swebonny;38770232]I thought everyone knew. Don't you guys have the ability to match the IP to different accounts?[/QUOTE] Sorry, not all of us work at ikea and get employee bonuses like you do. But yeah it was pretty obvious from the start, even before he publicly posted it was him on another account. The posting style was the same, same quality...

How many people noticed the Facepunch logo at the beginning? I wasn't sure how obvious it was