The story of how my brother got his PS3 taken away
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Well, Justice and truth has been served.
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Aww yeah :clint:
[editline]09:11PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=blah45;18808746]Good thing you did there OP, coulda got your entire family in trouble. 12 yr old fapping on cam more or less = CP.[/QUOTE]
Tell that to every family that has a 12-14 year old son with a webcam...
how was justice or truth served? what exactly did either of you do? lol
[QUOTE=blah45;18808746]Good thing you did there OP, coulda got your entire family in trouble. 12 yr old fapping on cam more or less = CP.[/QUOTE]
Explain how it is the family could get in trouble for what he is doing. There is no law against "Being in CP" or even "Having a son in CP"
In reality I'm torn over this.
On the one hand OP did break the bro code, but on the other as a result of said code violation he uncovered possible CPing.
Dammit where is the Dali Lama when you need him, I need guidance!
Sell the PS3? Or send it to me?
[QUOTE=ButtsexV2;18808805]You would be shocked. Back before I fucked up my knee I used to skateboard. My younger brother took a chainsaw to my old $400 board because I slept in until 3 PM.[/QUOTE]
Then your brother is fucked up. I'd smash his face in with the broken pieces every day until he worked up the money to pay me back.
[QUOTE=MilkManNick;18808920]how was justice or truth served? what exactly did either of you do? lol[/QUOTE]
:frogdowns: Your ruining my fun.
[QUOTE=MilkManNick;18808920]how was justice or truth served? what exactly did either of you do? lol[/QUOTE]
It's the internet, don't think so hard.
[QUOTE=OutOfPop;18808972]It's the internet, don't think [b]to[/b] hard.[/QUOTE]
lol ok
[QUOTE=Killoch0;18808937]Explain how it is the family could get in trouble for what he is doing. There is no law against "Being in CP" or even "Having a son in CP"[/QUOTE]
It's illegal to distribute CP, which is what his brother would be doing, rather he is in it or not.
[QUOTE=Kyle902;18808279]So he faps... Big fuckin deal.[/QUOTE]
lol
[QUOTE=Killoch0;18808937]Explain how it is the family could get in trouble for what he is doing. There is no law against "Being in CP" or even "Having a son in CP"
In reality I'm torn over this.
On the one hand OP did break the bro code, but on the other as a result of said code violation he uncovered possible CPing.
Dammit where is the Dali Lama when you need him, I need guidance![/QUOTE]
If a cop sees any of that, they will come knocking on your door. It's basically sexting, something that is illegal.
[QUOTE=MilkManNick;18808202]This story starts off in a very normal way, and gets weird fast. I stayed home from school yesterday because I was sick. I woke up at 11:30 and went to my kitchen to get food. When I got to my kitchen, my mom started asking me about how the whole PlayStation 3/PSN thing worked. This seemed very odd to me because my mom knows nothing about electronics, and generally doesn't care at all. So I asked her why she cared. She told me how my older sister (she's like 22 or something) saw his PSN comment thing and it said "I Luv U Melissa", so she asked my mom who Melissa was. My mom didn't know who Melissa was, so she looked in my brother's year book (he's 12 by the way). It's a very small school, and there was no one named Melissa in the entire middle school. So, since I knew he had a ton of friends on his friends list that he didn't actually know, I told her maybe she was on his PSN friends list. So she asked me to check for her because she didn't know how.
I go into his room, turn on his PS3, and look at his friends list. I see not only his comment, but also someone with the name Melissa in their PSN ID on his friends list. I look in his received/sent folders for his messages, and curiously enough there is nothing there. Seems to me like he was trying to hide something. So I go into his internet browser on his PS3, and the entire history is deleted except for one page. The page was a video from a site called "YouPorn" and the video was called "Cute 18 year-old girls playing in the snow". I show my mom this one piece of evidence that I found, and she was fairly angry. She took his PS3 away and said she isn't giving it back until she decides to. Porn probably wouldn't be the biggest deal, except he is only 12. My mom tells me that "it all makes sense now", so I ask her what she means. Apparently she's walked in on him fapping more than 10 times, and yet he continues to do it in the the middle of the day, in the middle of his room, with his door unlocked. She knocks and everything, but he just keeps on fapping and keeps getting caught by her, yet he doesn't seem to care at all. But that's not the best part of the story.
He gets home yesterday and goes into his room. There's no PS3 in there, so he's confused. He starts yelling at my mom that someone stole it, so she drops the hammer on him and tells him what she knows. He apparently thought she was talking about something else. So he admits to "dating" this Melissa girl through PSN and fapping while video chatting with her on PSN. A girl he's never actually met in real life, and there's honestly no way to be sure it was actually a girl. Now both of my parents are pissed and told him he's never getting his PS3 back now.
This is probably the funniest thing that's happened in my house since my sister moved out (she got busted for drugs a couple of times by the cops at my house) and I thought that Facepunch would like to share this laugh with me.[/QUOTE]
way to cock block your twelve year old brother
[QUOTE=MilkManNick;18808985]lol ok[/QUOTE]
I actually meant to put 'so'.
[editline]09:20PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Dank Dave;18809053]way to cock block your twelve year old brother[/QUOTE]
Why did you have to quote the whole post?
Bookmarked the video.
The kid deserves it. Who jacks off in broad daylight to unknown strangers, with your door unlocked? And not even bothering to respawn to your paranoid mother asking about those noises in your room?
[QUOTE=BANNED USER;18809081]Bookmarked the video.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, your brother knows what he's doing.
[QUOTE=OutOfPop;18809057]I actually meant to put 'so'.[/QUOTE]
ah, that makes more sense. easy mistake, i forgive you
[QUOTE=OutOfPop;18809057]Why did you have to quote the whole post?[/QUOTE]
because i'm obnoxious
[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;18809093]The kid deserves it. Who jacks off in broad daylight to unknown strangers, with your door unlocked? And not even bothering to [b]respawn to your paranoid mother[/b] asking about those noises in your room?[/QUOTE]
Made me laugh pretty good.
He's fapping multiple times a day when he's 12?
The fuck? Too many hormones in food these days.
You are a bad, bad brother
Your a fucking snitch.
Its people like you who people like the people who beat me up beats up.
:psyduck:
[QUOTE=Dank Dave;18809136]because i'm obnoxious[/QUOTE]
I'm assuming you feel the same way towards the Shift key?
[QUOTE=Swimbound;18809160]Your a fucking snitch.
Its people like you who people like the people who beat me up beats up.
:psyduck:[/QUOTE]
i'm trying to make sense of that. so you're... like me?
That was not bro worthy.
You are not a good bro.
[QUOTE=OutOfPop;18808957]Then your brother is fucked up. I'd smash his face in with the broken pieces every day until he worked up the money to pay me back.[/QUOTE]
Nah, I just took a dump on his bed.