• The story of how my brother got his PS3 taken away
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[QUOTE=ThatDamnGrei;18809191]That was not bro worthy. You are not a good bro.[/QUOTE] He was just jealous.
Your brother sounds fucking weird. I'd be worried about him if I were you. He might do stuff to you in your sleep. Keep one eye open when you sleep.
PS3 sucks anyways Get him a xbox No web browser on it and you have to pay for a great service make him pay for it
Wait. How is your brother that dumb? One website, everything else deleted? This is bigger than you and your mom think. It's a goddamn conspiracy.
Your parents are idiots. I'm being serious here, there is no joke to be found in that sentence. Brother: Yeah so I fapped to some girl Parents: YOU ARE NEVER GETTING THIS BACK BECAUSE YOU MASTURBATED TO SOMEONE YOU DON'T KNOW Oh also, he's 12. 12 year olds fap. So what? Everyone faps. Well, girls technically :shlick: but still. [editline]08:41PM[/editline] Also, you're a fucking douchebag. I bet you've fapped to the same video.
[QUOTE=Doomish;18809500]Your parents are idiots. I'm being serious here, there is no joke to be found in that sentence. Brother: Yeah so I fapped to some girl Parents: YOU ARE NEVER GETTING THIS BACK BECAUSE YOU MASTURBATED TO SOMEONE YOU DON'T KNOW Oh also, he's 12. 12 year olds fap. So what? Everyone faps. Well, girls technically :shlick: but still. [editline]08:41PM[/editline] Also, you're a fucking douchebag. I bet you've fapped to the same video.[/QUOTE] dude this "girl" wasnt the one masturbating, he was. she wasn't even on camera, if it's really even a girl. he was fapping with his camera on.
Your brother needs to be punished more severely than he was. For all you know a video of him jacking off could be circulating among a secret child porn ring. He is clearly a fucking idiot.
[QUOTE=MilkManNick;18809547]dude this "girl" wasnt the one masturbating, he was. she wasn't even on camera, if it's really even a girl. he was fapping with his camera on.[/QUOTE] Oh well that's good because I never said it was. Rated book.
[QUOTE=Doomish;18809712]Oh well that's good because I never said it was. Rated book.[/QUOTE] he didn't fap "to her" as you said, he fapped for "her". he fapped on camera for someone he has never seen. he never fapped to some random girl. how can you rate something a "bad read" when you can't even read? lol
Why not just take away the camera, anyway?
I suggest anal rape, to show the dangers of this sort of action.
[QUOTE=MilkManNick;18809743]he didn't fap "to her" as you said, he fapped for "her". he fapped on camera for someone he has never seen. he never fapped to some random girl. how can you rate something a "bad read" when you can't even read? lol[/QUOTE] I didn't say that like I was saying it, I said that because it is how the retarded brother explained it, hence the Brother: before it. Rated book again. Nice job rating yourself agree, by the way.
[QUOTE=Doomish;18809831]I didn't say that like I was saying it, I said that because it is how the retarded brother explained it, hence the Brother: before it. Rated book again. Nice job rating yourself agree, by the way.[/QUOTE] get off facepunch if you're not going to read anything accurately or contribute anything funny/positive. really just gtfo
[QUOTE=g42;18809421]PS3 sucks anyways Get him a xbox No web browser on it and you have to pay for a great service make him pay for it[/QUOTE] I own all 3 systems. I can honestly say the PS3 does not suck. Also, the playstation controller has been and always will be, the best controller for fighting games on a console.
[QUOTE=MilkManNick;18809857]get off facepunch if you're not going to read anything accurately or contribute anything funny/positive. really just gtfo[/QUOTE] this is not funny nor is it positive take your own advice Maybe you should fap to something on YouPorn and get your computer taken away 4-EVAR. That'd probably be the best thing to do in a situation like this.
[QUOTE=MilkManNick;18809547]dude this "girl" wasnt the one masturbating, he was. she wasn't even on camera, if it's really even a girl. he was fapping with his camera on.[/QUOTE] He actually never said the "girl" masturbated in that post at all... He did however add in a pointless side note that girls dont "fap" (fap is meant to be the sound of a guy masturbating), they actually "shlick" (meaning a girl masturbating). And so, you actually did deserve those books you received. Term references: [url=http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shlick]Shlick[/url], [url=http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fap]Fap[/url] And I think the to/for mix-up was just an accident. Either way, this is a dumb argument (as you can see I barely knew what you were arguing about at first).
:Dawkins102: brothers those days
[QUOTE=ButtsexV2;18809787]Why not just take away the camera, anyway?[/QUOTE] I'm assuming they wanted real punishment, not to mention cutting off any further contact with this person. Although I don't think it's fair to permanently deprive the kid of his console (My bet is he'll be getting it back in a week or so, regardless of what they told him).
Your brother has an... interesting taste in porn.
[QUOTE=OutOfPop;18810188]I'm assuming they wanted real punishment, not to mention cutting off any further contact with this person. Although I don't think it's fair to permanently deprive the kid of his console (My bet is he'll be getting it back in a week or so, regardless of what they told him).[/QUOTE] you're probably right, i doubt they'll keep it more than a few days
[QUOTE=MilkManNick;18808202]This story starts off in a very normal way, and gets weird fast. I stayed home from school yesterday because I was sick. I woke up at 11:30 and went to my kitchen to get food. When I got to my kitchen, my mom started asking me about how the whole PlayStation 3/PSN thing worked. This seemed very odd to me because my mom knows nothing about electronics, and generally doesn't care at all. So I asked her why she cared. She told me how my older sister (she's like 22 or something) saw his PSN comment thing and it said "I Luv U Melissa", so she asked my mom who Melissa was. My mom didn't know who Melissa was, so she looked in my brother's year book (he's 12 by the way). It's a very small school, and there was no one named Melissa in the entire middle school. So, since I knew he had a ton of friends on his friends list that he didn't actually know, I told her maybe she was on his PSN friends list. So she asked me to check for her because she didn't know how. I go into his room, turn on his PS3, and look at his friends list. I see not only his comment, but also someone with the name Melissa in their PSN ID on his friends list. I look in his received/sent folders for his messages, and curiously enough there is nothing there. Seems to me like he was trying to hide something. So I go into his internet browser on his PS3, and the entire history is deleted except for one page. The page was a video from a site called "YouPorn" and the video was called "Cute 18 year-old girls playing in the snow". I show my mom this one piece of evidence that I found, and she was fairly angry. She took his PS3 away and said she isn't giving it back until she decides to. Porn probably wouldn't be the biggest deal, except he is only 12. My mom tells me that "it all makes sense now", so I ask her what she means. Apparently she's walked in on him fapping more than 10 times, and yet he continues to do it in the the middle of the day, in the middle of his room, with his door unlocked. She knocks and everything, but he just keeps on fapping and keeps getting caught by her, yet he doesn't seem to care at all. But that's not the best part of the story. He gets home yesterday and goes into his room. There's no PS3 in there, so he's confused. He starts yelling at my mom that someone stole it, so she drops the hammer on him and tells him what she knows. He apparently thought she was talking about something else. So he admits to "dating" this Melissa girl through PSN and fapping while video chatting with her on PSN. A girl he's never actually met in real life, and there's honestly no way to be sure it was actually a girl. Now both of my parents are pissed and told him he's never getting his PS3 back now. This is probably the funniest thing that's happened in my house since my sister moved out (she got busted for drugs a couple of times by the cops at my house) and I thought that Facepunch would like to share this laugh with me.[/QUOTE] OP, you're a dick. And I bet the "drugs" you're talking about are just pot. So your brother faps and your sister smokes.
I thought your brother was talking about Mellisa as in a porn star or something.
[QUOTE=SantanaDVX;18810371]OP, you're a dick. And I bet the "drugs" you're talking about are just pot. OH MY GOD MY FAMILY IS SOOO FUCKED UP BECAUSE MY SISTER SMOKES AND MY BROTHER FAPS, TWO INCREDIBLY UNUSUAL THINGS.[/QUOTE] way to miss the point of the original post, ASS-ume things, and quote my entire post all in one reply. you just accomplished an amazing feat. heroin is definitely the same thing as pot. lol
[QUOTE=MilkManNick;18808649]i got a good laugh out of it, so i could careless about this "bro code" thing. if little brothers aren't for getting a good laugh, then what use do they have?[/QUOTE] punching bags
[QUOTE=SantanaDVX;18810371] So your brother faps and your sister smokes.[/QUOTE] Good lord! Call the christian police! :v:
[QUOTE=OutOfPop;18809137]Made me laugh pretty good.[/QUOTE] He's regularily spychecked.
[QUOTE=MilkManNick;18810414]way to miss the point of the original post, ASS-ume things, and quote my entire post all in one reply. you just accomplished an amazing feat. heroin is definitely the same thing as pot. lol[/QUOTE] Remember, when you assume, you make an ass out of you.
You're not supposed to pick your parents over your brother. Selling out for your brother? Messed up man. You should have not said anything when you found that stuff on the PS3. And sure, you could have used it as blackmail for future hilariousness, but not out of the blue like that.
[QUOTE=gaston;18810117]:Dawkins102: brothers those days[/QUOTE] Sisters ftw
[QUOTE=OutOfPop;18808418]Duh, he's 12... All 12 year olds these days are like that ('cause they're all fucking morons).[/QUOTE] Get out.
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