• The story of how my brother got his PS3 taken away
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How is there no way to know if she's a girl if it was a fucking VIDEO chat? Also, didn't she fucking see him fap if it was a video chat?
You're a douchefag. You don't rat on your bro's fapping.
[QUOTE=Heigou;18811561]How is there no way to know if she's a girl if it was a fucking VIDEO chat? Also, didn't she fucking see him fap if it was a video chat?[/QUOTE] 12-year-olds get freaky.
[QUOTE=Heigou;18811561]How is there no way to know if she's a girl if it was a fucking VIDEO chat? Also, didn't she fucking see him fap if it was a video chat?[/QUOTE] Said nothing about her being on cam.
[QUOTE=MilkManNick;18808202]This story starts off in a very normal way, and gets weird fast. I stayed home from school yesterday because I was sick. I woke up at 11:30 and went to my kitchen to get food. When I got to my kitchen, my mom started asking me about how the whole PlayStation 3/PSN thing worked. This seemed very odd to me because my mom knows nothing about electronics, and generally doesn't care at all. So I asked her why she cared. She told me how my older sister (she's like 22 or something) saw his PSN comment thing and it said "I Luv U Melissa", so she asked my mom who Melissa was. My mom didn't know who Melissa was, so she looked in my brother's year book (he's 12 by the way). It's a very small school, and there was no one named Melissa in the entire middle school. So, since I knew he had a ton of friends on his friends list that he didn't actually know, I told her maybe she was on his PSN friends list. So she asked me to check for her because she didn't know how. I go into his room, turn on his PS3, and look at his friends list. I see not only his comment, but also someone with the name Melissa in their PSN ID on his friends list. I look in his received/sent folders for his messages, and curiously enough there is nothing there. Seems to me like he was trying to hide something. So I go into his internet browser on his PS3, and the entire history is deleted except for one page. The page was a video from a site called "YouPorn" and the video was called "Cute 18 year-old girls playing in the snow". I show my mom this one piece of evidence that I found, and she was fairly angry. She took his PS3 away and said she isn't giving it back until she decides to. Porn probably wouldn't be the biggest deal, except he is only 12. My mom tells me that "it all makes sense now", so I ask her what she means. Apparently she's walked in on him fapping more than 10 times, and yet he continues to do it in the the middle of the day, in the middle of his room, with his door unlocked. She knocks and everything, but he just keeps on fapping and keeps getting caught by her, yet he doesn't seem to care at all. But that's not the best part of the story. He gets home yesterday and goes into his room. There's no PS3 in there, so he's confused. He starts yelling at my mom that someone stole it, so she drops the hammer on him and tells him what she knows. He apparently thought she was talking about something else. So he admits to "dating" this Melissa girl through PSN and fapping while video chatting with her on PSN. A girl he's never actually met in real life, and there's honestly no way to be sure it was actually a girl. Now both of my parents are pissed and told him he's never getting his PS3 back now. This is probably the funniest thing that's happened in my house since my sister moved out (she got busted for drugs a couple of times by the cops at my house) and I thought that Facepunch would like to share this laugh with me.[/QUOTE] By now i bet you would have been better off not posting this lol xD.
Yeah, snitch on your brother some more, you inconsiderate jerk.
[QUOTE=Yumyumbublegum;18808239]You broke the brocode.[/QUOTE] Yes, OP Broke the Brocode. Ban him. :colbert:
I would like to know the story of your sister and the drugs.
What does mom have against it?! I WANT MY DAMN PS3 BACK NOW!
Way to be an asshole. I once ratted out my brother once, I used to be connected with a 2GB monthly bandwidth limit. It was getting towards the end of the month, and I had about 150MB left. So I went to light usage ( only browsing when I really needed it ). And one day my bro ( 15 ) decided to use my pc and browse a shit load of pornhub while I was at school. Which worked my internet bill up to huge £2,000 ( £1 per MB ). Totally made my Mom and me freak, my brother tried blaming it all on me. So I had to show my mom the internet history, that it was during time I was at college. My brother got beaten black and blue, and banned from touching anything electronic for a whole year. luckily my ISP at the time decided that they would remove £2,000 the debt if my mother decided to upgrade the internet connection ( from a 2GB Bandwith, 3Mb/s connection ), to a 75GB bandwith ( unlimited from 12AM-10AM ) 8Mb/s connection.
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=854960[/url] Dick move.
You're a douche and your mom and sister are douches. And you're probably gay.
Lol. I feel sorry for op, posted this thinking it would get a few laughs then gets flamed. funny to see how most of fp thinks its a bad thing that a 12 yo won't be able to wank on cam anymore. OP reminds me of this guys brother [url]http://www.youthink.com/links.cfm?obj_id=29405[/url]
[QUOTE=plokoon9619;18808250][url]http://youporn.com/watch/388066/cute-18-year-old-girls-playing-in-the-snow/[/url][/QUOTE] obligatory :rolleyes:
You ratted him out, harsh mang. You shoulda deleted the history, then kinda teased him about it. Telling your mum you found nothing.
I'm buying a PS3 now. YouPorn on my HDTV? Fuck yes. [editline]11:36AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Insignificant;18813134]Lol. I feel sorry for op, posted this thinking it would get a few laughs then gets flamed. funny to see how most of fp thinks its a bad thing that a 12 yo won't be able to wank on cam anymore. OP reminds me of this guys brother [url]http://www.youthink.com/links.cfm?obj_id=29405[/url][/QUOTE] I never got the part in that video where the kid attempts to shove the remote up his ass? Unless it's something you do in WoW... I'm glad I'm not into MMORPG's....
[QUOTE=socklicker;18811151]You're not supposed to pick your parents over your brother. Selling out for your brother? Messed up man. You should have not said anything when you found that stuff on the PS3. And sure, you could have used it as blackmail for future hilariousness, but not out of the blue like that.[/QUOTE] I'd pick my parents over my brother any day. my parents feed me, look after me, shelter me. and all my brother does is argue with me, listen to marylin manson and piss me off. I wipe my arse with the bro code. Also its a good thing that op snitched on his little brother, who would want their little brother jacking off to someone else over the internet? (assuming any of you give a shit about your brothers well being) I doubt there are even any girls who would be interested in a 12 yo boy's penis, it is much more likely that some fat 32 yo peadophile was watching, not a girl
[QUOTE=plokoon9619;18808250][url]http://youporn.com/watch/388066/cute-18-year-old-girls-playing-in-the-snow/[/url][/QUOTE] :suicide:
Your mother is a douche.
What a shit brother you are.
Pff... The PC is superior. Console Networks are like middle schools for pedos.
This is like the time when I lost my PS3 because I kept beating off while my mom visited my ro- Oh you bastard
Good boy Op ! I would tell on my sisters too !
[QUOTE=OutOfPop;18808957]Then your brother is fucked up. I'd smash his face in with the broken pieces every day until he worked up the money to pay me back.[/QUOTE] *Stewie impression* Wheres my money, I want my god damn money, Where is it, I want it now!!!:black101:
wow OP your bro points have just gone down the drain
Chances of her actually being female? ... not good.
Remember that story in the news section about the 12 year old who raped the 19 year old girl? 12 year olds are getting bolder. I should start carrying around holographic Pokemon cards around in case they try to attack..
MASTURBATION KILLS FARIES DONT LET YOUR BRO DO THAT SHIT You're a douche, seriously.
[QUOTE=RedSponge;18818449]Good boy Op ! I would tell on my sisters too ![/QUOTE] Screw that, I'd fuck my sisters.
[QUOTE=Yumyumbublegum;18808239]You broke the brocode.[/QUOTE] Basically this. I remember my Dad loading up the browser history on my younger brother's computer a few years back for an unrelated reason and just as he clicked view history the door bell rang and he left to answer it. I glanced at the screen and noticed some links to porn sites and instead of getting him in trouble I went through and deleted them all before my Dad came back. There's no need to be a jackass.
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