• Masturbating as a teenager with both hands has made me ambidextrous.
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I can't do it with my left, doesn't work bro.
[QUOTE=DienDwemar;26266487]I can't do it with my left, doesn't work bro.[/QUOTE] It's okay, I guess it doesn't work for everyone. Whoo, 100th post! :dance:
Im ambidextrous but I cant fap with both hands....I can just do "socially accepted" things with both hands.
[QUOTE=deathdealer2009;26266514]Im ambidextrous but I cant fap with both hands....I can just do "socially accepted" things with both hands.[/QUOTE] Technically it is, we're talking about it right now.
I'm slightly ambidextrous, although I've found no use for it yet.
[QUOTE=sonicrjk;26266021]So you were lying to me then?[/QUOTE] Avatar fits.. OH GOD THAT MOVIE!
[QUOTE=Rubs10;26266643]I'm slightly ambidextrous, although I've found no use for it yet.[/QUOTE] Just keep trying :smile: It took me years before it became handy.
I fap with my left hand because it's a lot easier to surf around the internet with your right hand.
[QUOTE=Darkebrz;26266766]I fap with my left hand because it's a lot easier to surf around the internet with your right hand.[/QUOTE] Well played..
[QUOTE=Gainax;26266042]No I wasn't, it helped me learning the piano as well.[/QUOTE] So THAT'S how Mozart and Beethoven got so good.
[QUOTE=Murkat;26266836]So THAT'S how Mozart and Beethoven got so good.[/QUOTE] :smug:
What the fuck 240 'faps per minute' what are you doing trying to start a fire on your cock? Go slower and enjoy it god damn
Well, it DID become very sturdy.
[QUOTE=Gainax;26267520]Well, it DID become very sturdy.[/QUOTE] That's what she said.
[QUOTE=Coffee;26267564]That's what she said.[/QUOTE] :argh:
[QUOTE=Gainax;26267613]:argh:[/QUOTE] You're a wizard Harry.
Used to fap with my right hand, broke my arm, started fapping with my left, still fapping with my left. I can't do jackshit with my left hand still, I still write like shit.
fuck imma do this
Wait 240-300? That's 4+ strokes a second holy shit :flashfap:
[QUOTE=POLOPOZOZO;26265974]I'm right handed but I use my left, it's weird.[/QUOTE] I'm right handed with almost everything, I have to throw with my left.
I'm gonna fap with both hands from now on.
[QUOTE=Xen Tricks;26268056]Wait 240-300? That's 4+ strokes a second holy shit :flashfap:[/QUOTE] Yep, and I'm damn proud. [editline]24th November 2010[/editline] My friends call me "Ninja Hands"
[QUOTE=Gainax;26268942]Yep, and I'm damn proud. [editline]24th November 2010[/editline] My friends call me "Ninja Hands"[/QUOTE] Do they know about this or have you gotten this title due to other things involving quick hands?
[QUOTE=Belgian Punk;26269320]Do they know about this or have you gotten this title due to other things involving quick hands?[/QUOTE] I would say 50/50. My friends know about my fapping skills, but I have saved myself in ridiculous situations. Oh, and, I'm the master at Mario Party :smile: Button mashing ftw.
I wank with my right hand and use my left to keep the foreskin peeled back as far as possible.
My left hand might as well be a club, I can't do shit with it. I've been trying to learn piano, and while I can jam out fairly respectfully with my right hand, my left just sits there stupidly. As soon as I try to press a couple of keys with it, both hands freak out.
[QUOTE=Photo Shop;26270082]I wank with my right hand and use my left to keep the foreskin peeled back as far as possible.[/QUOTE] You have foreskin? :barf:
[QUOTE=Gainax;26271617]You have foreskin? :barf:[/QUOTE] You don't?
[QUOTE=|FlapJack|;26271635]You don't?[/QUOTE] Nope, I'm circumsized.
What the fucking shit. I am doing this right now. And was about to make another quality thread based on this theory. I hate you OP :smith: [editline]24th November 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Telepethi;26267412]What the fuck 240 'faps per minute' what are you doing trying to start a fire on your cock? Go slower and enjoy it god damn[/QUOTE] I do 300...
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