Masturbating as a teenager with both hands has made me ambidextrous.
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Faps per second.
True identity of fps..
How the fuck can you even count your faps that fast?
I lose count of I try to count fast, as I think of the pronounciation of the numbers...
I've always jerked my beef with Ol' Leftie (I also get the most out of whacking it with the back-hand facing towards me), yet my right hand's always been my Right Hand Man. Whilst Lefty's been working the shaft, Righty's been working the keyboard and mouse, since Lefty always ends up moistened from the activity. Oh what I would give for an extra pair of arms, i'd be able to do SOOOO much more. (don't we all wish we had extra arms sometimes?)
[QUOTE=thf;26271819]How the fuck can you even count your faps that fast?
I lose count of I try to count fast, as I think of the pronounciation of the numbers...[/QUOTE]
You count for 20 seconds and multiply by 3.
I can use my both hands just as well for everything else except writing.
...and jacking off.
I'm right-handed at those.
[QUOTE=ironman17;26271876]I've always jerked my beef with Ol' Leftie (I also get the most out of whacking it with the back-hand facing towards me), yet my right hand's always been my Right Hand Man. Whilst Lefty's been working the shaft, Righty's been working the keyboard and mouse, since Lefty always ends up moistened from the activity. Oh what I would give for an extra pair of arms, i'd be able to do SOOOO much more. (don't we all wish we had extra arms sometimes?)[/QUOTE]
Haha, drunk post.
[QUOTE=Gainax;26266753]Just keep trying :smile: It took me years before it became handy.[/QUOTE]
No pun intended?
Also, thats pretty fucking cool.
[QUOTE=Monty Pie-thon;26265969]I think this belongs in fast threads.
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the fact that this got someone banned has made jimbo my new fave mod
[QUOTE=Monty Pie-thon;26265969]I think this belongs in fast threads.
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That's kind of like saying, "Hey your bullshit can't be in my cow shit pile, put it over there!"
[QUOTE=Porn0graphix;26274995]No pun intended?[/QUOTE]
Nope :fuckyou:
gotta wait till friday
I use my left mostly because me right is on the mouse.
[QUOTE=POLOPOZOZO;26265974]I'm right handed but I use my left, it's weird.[/QUOTE]
I'm left handed but I use my right. :buddy:
[QUOTE=POLOPOZOZO;26265974]I'm right handed but I use my left, it's weird.[/QUOTE]
I am left handed but wank with my right.
[QUOTE=Gainax;26266575]Technically it is, we're talking about it right now.[/QUOTE]
This is also the internet, where gay furry sex is talked about, or "socially accepted" as it were.
time to jack off i guess
[QUOTE=aridpheonix;26282534]time to jack off i guess[/QUOTE]
You start to jack off once you hear teenagers talking about how they masturbate with 2 hands?
Same here, bro.
I swap hands when I get tired
1.) Make an instructional video.
2.) Profit?
I will definitely need to start trying this.
300 Strokes/ Minute? Are you fucking crazy?! thats 5 strokes/second. Not possible
[QUOTE=PureOath;26284501]1.) Make an instructional video.[/QUOTE]
^ This please :3
You masturbated every day since you were 12 until you were 20? Holy fuck that's a lot of jacking off.
[QUOTE=poopsicle;26286753]You masturbated every day since you were 12 until you were 20? Holy fuck that's a lot of jacking off.[/QUOTE]
365 days x 8 years = 2920 days
2920 days x 3 faps/day = [b]8,760 faps[/b]
Wow, that is a lot.
[editline]25th November 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=Porn0graphix;26286716]^ This please :3[/QUOTE]
As long as I don't have to show my dick, sure.
[QUOTE=Wheat Bread Man;26266128]who can seriously count as they fap... it throws off the mood.[/QUOTE]
Even if you are not saying out loud, it is awkward thinking things like, "Alright, let's count the faps! 1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! 8! 9! 10!"
[QUOTE=watehfreak;26287327]Even if you are not saying out loud, it is awkward thinking things like, "Alright, let's count the faps! 1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! 8! 9! 10!"[/QUOTE]
Well, actually what I did was I found a counting soundboard of a whorish sounding girl, and made a program in which she starts counting at 300 FPM. If I was on par with her, I was doing it right.
I'm such a loser :fuckyou:
[QUOTE=Gainax;26289668]Well, actually what I did was I found a counting soundboard of a whorish sounding girl, and made a program in which she starts counting at 300 FPM. If I was on par with her, I was doing it right.
I'm such a loser :fuckyou:[/QUOTE]
You have won something, I don't know why, how, or what, but you just have.
[QUOTE=Gainax;26287301]
As long as I don't have to show my dick, sure.[/QUOTE]
That means it's small.
Gainax can you help me doing this please. :smug:
[QUOTE=SuperDAIU;26290436]Gainax can you help me doing this please. :smug:[/QUOTE]
All right. This weekend, I shall make a video explaining how. However, at risk that my friends and family see it, no face and no dick. Deal?
[editline]25th November 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=Sgt. Lulz;26290282]That means it's small.[/QUOTE]
Haha. Ha. Ha. It's 7.5 inches. :colbert:
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