[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;19854227]I shoved a kid out of the way of a train once.[/QUOTE]
Don't you mean you shoved the kid out of your way while you were on the train..?
I save lifes everyday by killing assassins and terriosts with major attacks on the US, because thats what treadstone agents do
Does that count?
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My friend saved my life by pushing me into a smaller, less faster moving car when another was coming the other way. He got hit by a bus i got hit by a GeeWiz. True story.
I was on the train and a lady came in with bags. On her way in, the doors closed and she was stuck with only her upper body in the train as it pulled off. I was right infront of her so I jumped at it and slowly pried open the doors with my bare hands. She got in right before we entered the tunnel and she just replied with "thanks". Saved her tits ( :D )and her life and all I got was a thanks. Its cause I'm black D:. I was with my gf though, so I got my "medal" a little later.
7 people. Although they were all potential drownings, and it was sort of my job, and if I wouldn't have been there someone else would have done it. It's not all that spectacular.
[QUOTE=westbro;19882243]7 people. Although they were all potential drownings, and it was sort of my job, and if I wouldn't have been there someone else would have done it. It's not all that spectacular.[/QUOTE]
Better than me, the only thing I've saved anyone from is a nasty rash because they physically couldn't wipe their own ass.
3lives. All of my brothers, 1: Drowing he couldnt swim but I could he jumped in thinking the water was shallow. 2: Almost fell out of his car seat ( going down the motorway at the time, the little **** managed to open door and get out of carseat), 3: On the beach waves getting big (hes older now) he got into the way I saved him from being washed away and he asked "who hit me". Lol wave force :D.
i saved a life of an ant when i was 3. damn im so proud :)
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irony is that i'm currently aiming to get on the varsity swim team and am probably going to be a life guard! :holy:[/quote]
have a box
[QUOTE=KaIibos;19851936]I save dozens of lives every day by deciding not to run them down with my car[/QUOTE]
Nice one. :hfive:
Nope Dont wana save lifes.
I've saved many internet friends from suicide, does that count?
I wanted to kill someone but I stopped myself from killing them, therefor saving them from myself. But really I have never but I sometimes wish I could do it in a hero like fashion.
I used to do a bit of hunting with my uncle. One day, this other guy had brought this son along - and the son was told to hold the rifle for a second. The weapon is loaded and ready to kill yet the poor kid aims it as his dad for fun and is about to pull the trigger. I pretty much screamed "STOP!" and the kid ran away, gun in hand, crying.
A guy once fell in (very undeep) water, he stood right up and there was a huge spider on his back. I told him about the spider and therefore saved his life.
I saw a little girl get knocked down when A football smacked her in the gob. She was knocked out and started choking on what I believed was vomit, so I moved her into the recovery position. Yea, I was 13 at the time.
[QUOTE=Mika;19854508]I almost dropped the guy[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Mika;19854508] It was pretty crazy. I deserve a medal.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Nippyftl;20215859]I saw a little girl get knocked down when A football smacked her in the gob. She started choking on what I think was vomit, so I moved her into the recovery position. Yea, I was 13 at the time.[/QUOTE]
Right.
You didn't help her, you just put her in the recovery position.
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Right.
You didn't help her, you just put her in the recovery position.
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Because clearly choking on vomit is pretty a natural occurance.
A long time ago I was at a friend's house, and she has a pool. While we were joking around, her little sister (who couldn't swim) fell into the deep end. I saw and dove in, bringing her to the surface. She hadn't swallowed any water and didn't choke, but she became infatuated with me for several years, and still holds me in the highest regard for saving her life.
Felt good that I knew what to do when that situation arrived and I didn't freeze up.
I got saved when I was... about... 4, I nearly drowned in the pool and then gave up, suddenly someone grabbed me by my head, I looked around me, it was crowded and I couldn't see who it was.
I have, when my brother was less than 1 year young, he was sick and somehow flipped around in his bed so he was facing upwards, he puked and I was walking by his room, saw movement and got him up before he could drown on his own puke.
Not that I know of, and I don't think I ever will.
One time I was strangling orphans and decided to just let them pass out instead of suffocating them.
Not sure if I saved a life or not. But when I was 17 I was at the beach swimming far out and I heard some kid yelling help. He was further out than my friend and I so I swam out along with some other guy from the shore and we got him and dragged him in. HIS MOTHER DID NOT EVEN THANK US. she grabbed him and smacked him for swimming out that far.
A girl I know was at the hospital for med careers and some guy came in bloody and shit and one of the nurses randomly asked her to help and gave her one of the respirator things to pump him air
I took Twilight away from a cousin of mine and burned it. I think that justifies as saving a life.
[QUOTE=MercZ;20217728]I took Twilight away from a cousin of mine and burned it. I think that justifies as saving a life.[/QUOTE]
Give this man a medal!
I saved millions of lives when I killed that abortion doctor! :downs:
[QUOTE=Perfumly;19851981]Does getting a friend to stop smoking cigs mean I saved their life[/QUOTE]
No, they'll die eventually anyway
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[QUOTE=Deathbyfire;20217955]I saved millions of lives when I killed that abortion doctor! :downs:[/QUOTE]
Oh and don't overreact, you don't think one man can execute multi-million abortions in his life, do you? Geez.
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