When I was about 8 my mum and her friend took us kids swimming down at one of the rivers because it was a hot summers day. W were playing in the mud and made a mud slide into the water. My sister who would've been about 6 decided to go into the deeper part of the river. Luckily where she was there was a bank with wooden braces to hold it in place. I held onto the wooden braces and strafed along the side because my sister started to drown. I managed to get to her and told her to hold on to me while I pull us back towards the shallower side where the mud was.
That's all I remember though because that was like 11 years ago.
[QUOTE=heavy artillery;21545726]it mignt not have been an epileptieck :smug:[/QUOTE]
What are you on about?
When I was working with the Red Cross during the SE Asian typhoons.
We went into a flooded village in the Philippines, and I was chosen to search a house, where I found a man, trapped inside his bedroom, chest deep in water that was slowly rising, carrying six stray cats. I managed to get the cats out, and tie the guy onto me. Got him back to the boat. He said that he would never forget me. :3:
I once defused a nuclear bomb in the new york subway back in nineteen dickity six
stopped my friend from getting hit by a bus by pulling them off the road
I was walking around, when I saw one of my friends getting pushed onto the ground and kicked and punched by all these people. grabbing my Be-be gun that I had, I started shooting at them till they ran off. I then helped up my friend and he thanked me. he then went home and quickly wrapped himself in a first aid kit, then went and jumped in the back door of a 4x4, and escaped the local area.
Nope.
I saved a guy from drowning once
[QUOTE=Megaz;19858589]What's with all these people near-drowning, is everyone really that bad at swimming?[/QUOTE]
I almost drowned to. But that was because of my stupid floating ring. That is me upside down beneath a bridge when I was like 4 years old. I couldn't flip it up again. My sister saved me though.
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Fun fact: Two people nearly killed themselves at this bridge. This bridge is at my house. It's fucking evil.
Yeah it was once in L4D2 while playing as the Survivors, my buddy got incapacitated and raped by a tank but being the mighty hero I am, I grabbed my SPAS-12 and busted it's ass before giving my buddy a hand!
:v:
In all seriousness: Not really
Never saved a life, someone save my life once though :)
Yes.
Anyone heard of "the butterfly effect"?
Well about 11 years ago me and my friend took the kids swimming down one of the rivers because it was a hot summer's day. The kids were playing in the mud and made a mud slide into the water. My daughter who was about 6 years old decided to go into the deeper part of the river. Luckily where she was there was a bank with wooden braces to hold it in place. My son (who was about 8 years old) held onto the wooden braces and strafed along the slide because my cute little pumpkin started to drown. He managed to get her and told her to hold on to him while he pulled them back towards the shallower side where the mud was.
:v:
I've ever saved anyone
But it would have been awesome to do it
I kept a friend of mine from committing suicide.
No, but my friend (ex girlfriend :saddowns:) probably saved my life once when she managed to get some kid to stop aiming his knife at my face. Everybody hates me.
No. I once accidentally saved a girl from getting dodgeball'd in a sports lesson.
She fell in love with me after that :3:
[QUOTE=Jiggmin;19852330]I saved a chick from choking by doing the heimlich maneuver, but then she slapped me cause she though i was trying to get it it on.[/QUOTE]
That's hilarious.
I was swimming with my friend once and he couldn't swim. He was fine with just chilling in the shallow end, but he finally got brave/dumb and went out further that he could handle. I grabbed him and got him onto the side of the pool. There were also quite a few times where I was driving along and was going to pass someone on the highway, but got the sense that some idiot was about to be an idiot and slowed down just in time to have a guy swerve in front of me in the exact spot I would have been had I not slowed down.
I haven't really TBH, i've stopped people getting hurt by jumping off a wall first and fracturing my ankle.
I struggled to convince my friend of 14 years, over the phone, not to commit suicide.
Maybe I saved his life, but honestly, he saved himself
I saved my 2 year old cousin while we were havin a outdoor party and he jumped to the pool. I was the one that saw it first and reacted to it.
When I was 8, I was at the public pool and this little kid, probably around 6, was drowning in the deep-end, his mother completely neglecting him. I swam to him and pulled him onto the sidewalk. I actually don't know if he lived, paramedics couldn't get a response, and they drove him away in an ambulance...shit man.
I stolen a top secret camo plane and fly to planet mars where the evil Dr Steel, i destroyed he's lab with a nuke in it.
i was not supposed to tell you guys this but i saved your ass..
ow wait no that was my fantasy, well.. i saved a duck a time ago
[QUOTE=SHoGuNNeR;21545751]When I was working with the Red Cross during the SE Asian typhoons.
We went into a flooded village in the Philippines, and I was chosen to search a house, where I found a man, trapped inside his bedroom, chest deep in water that was slowly rising, carrying six stray cats. I managed to get the cats out, and tie the guy onto me. Got him back to the boat. He said that he would never forget me. :3:[/QUOTE]
Thank you for helping my home country.
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My little brother fell into the deep end of a pool, so I jumped in and pushed him up. Then had to spend two hours wrapped in a towel naked upstairs watching TV waiting for my clothes to dry since it was a party at my Aunts house.
I was sitting on a concrete wall about 6 or 7 feet high, I was about 9 and there was a garden there. I accidentally fell backwards hands in the dirt complete back flip landing on my feet. Didn't touch the flowers. I felt like god was saying "Nice job, faggot."
[QUOTE=Funnycat;19859968]Which is basically what you do whenever you save one's life :downs:[/QUOTE]
In that case I saved my mother's life by the age of 7. :3:
Too bad I didn't have good enough arms when I was 2 months to push my dad out of the way for that car though. :frown:
Some random chick added me on facebook, and we talked a bit. Apparently I was really nice so she told me her life story, and that she took pills to fight her depression and that her dad is away working, and shes home with her mother who is mean to her. According to her, if she hadn't had me to talk to every day she could have been put into a mental hospital. We've been talking since February, she lives a few miles away and we've made plans to do stuff in the summer.
Oh and yesterday I got mad at her for doing drugs and she said she would stop for me. :3:
[QUOTE=Poor Irish Boy;19852256]I caught a friend falling from a tree, preventing him from hitting the concrete head on[/QUOTE]
Headon-apply directly to the for*splatter*
[QUOTE=Hiccuper;19865796]My and my friend used to walk to primary school, there were countless times where I walked blindly across the road and he pulled me back less than a second before I got splattered.[/QUOTE]
You ruined my splatter spree.
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