[QUOTE=Kecske;51297123]Ubisoft Presents:
Saints Row: Hack the Planet[/QUOTE]
Now with more Political Correctness!
[editline]2nd November 2016[/editline]
[QUOTE=Komeight;51297505]What is the target audience for this game?[/QUOTE]
"Hip Young people", and SJWs that won't play this game.
[QUOTE=GhillieBacca;51297247]That :quotes: Russian Mob :quotes: design is so fucking cringy.
It's like they saw pics of the stereotypical slav squatter and said "yep, this is how Russians everywhere look".
[t]https://i.imgur.com/opeB6o4.png[/t]
I hope this game flops hard.[/QUOTE]
Whose idea was it to make a character design that has them wearing a kevlar vest with nothing else covering their torso
[QUOTE=Primigenes;51297298]Why not just wait until the game is out before you start thinking about DLC?[/QUOTE]
Because developers need something to do when the game is out of their hands and is currently going through cert/disk printing and all that shit. Games are usually done like a month or so before they're actually out, so most developers start working on DLC already then.
g1mm1e them fresh 0utf1ts and $weet multiplayer m0des, only £30 aww yeah.
Can't wait to become an elite hacker
so edgy
so ridiculous
the art direction of this game is really lame..
I thought Jordi died at the end of WD? Also, where's Aiden
[QUOTE=sa2fan;51298412]I thought Jordi died at the end of WD? Also, where's Aiden[/QUOTE]
You really gotta ask? It's better off if they'd forget about Aiden completely and don't even acknowledge his existence.
[QUOTE=sa2fan;51298412]I thought Jordi died at the end of WD? Also, where's Aiden[/QUOTE]
he didn't die. if you remember he calls you about the dude who killed aiden's niece.
this narrator makes me feel like I'm 7 years old again and he's trying to sell me the new hot wheels play set
The game has probably already gone gold and so to keep their artists busy they have them work on side content.
[QUOTE=sa2fan;51298412]I thought Jordi died at the end of WD? Also, where's Aiden[/QUOTE]
Nah, Jordie [sp]Just got shoved off the Lighthouse and then fucked off outta there. Called Aiden later to tell him to wrap up whatever he was gonna do with the guy from the opening[/sp]
You know, I recently found a copy of WD1 at Gamestop for $5. I think that's going to be the extent of the amount of money I'm giving to Ubisoft for anything Watch Dogs related.
[QUOTE=GhillieBacca;51297247]That :quotes: Russian Mob :quotes: design is so fucking cringy.
It's like they saw pics of the stereotypical slav squatter and said "yep, this is how Russians everywhere look".
[t]https://i.imgur.com/opeB6o4.png[/t]
I hope this game flops hard.[/QUOTE]
I wonder if their guns dispense Semechki?
so many guns for a game that wasn't supposed to be all about guns...
Can't blame them for moneymilking dlc tbh, there's enough stupid who'll throw money out their windows for this.
You thought this DLC makes this game look bad? Give [url=http://www.ign.com/articles/2016/10/24/watch-dogs-2-wants-you-to-get-mad-ign-first]This a read[/url].
"So marcus, "a young African American man", who was profiled for a crime he didn't commit, breaks in (commiting his first crime), non-lethally assaults the guards (committing second crime), and then frame a " a pudgy, deer-in-headlights white guy." for the act instead of him (third crime).
Now we're supposed to feel for him for being wrongly accused after he framed someone else and commits three crimes in the process of expunging his record?"
from one of the comments in that IGN article, fucking hell
I liked Watch_Dogs when it didn't feel like a Saturday morning cartoon.
Talk about counting your chicks before the eggs have hatched.
Especially funny considering one would've thought they'd learnt after AC: Unity flopped so bad that Season Passes had to be redeemed.
[QUOTE=Thomo_UK;51297065]Selling shit as DLC you've already made and could easily put in the game is dumb.[/QUOTE]
God dammit this.
I called this trend out years ago during the genesis of pre-planned DLC, saying that if people started buying into this shit now it's going to become the norm and look where we are now
[QUOTE=niiiiiiiiok;51298749]"So marcus, "a young African American man", who was profiled for a crime he didn't commit, breaks in (commiting his first crime), non-lethally assaults the guards (committing second crime), and then frame a " a pudgy, deer-in-headlights white guy." for the act instead of him (third crime).
Now we're supposed to feel for him for being wrongly accused after he framed someone else and commits three crimes in the process of expunging his record?"
from one of the comments in that IGN article, fucking hell[/QUOTE]
"Bu-But It's ok!", Said Ubisoft. "You're pinning it on a white guy, and white people are evil, and deserve everything. And as a Black protagonist you can pretend you're taking revenge!".
Seriously this is Mafia III levels of White Guilt tripping. Not saying there would be a ridiculously silly discretion note at the start of the game, but from what I read in the IGN article, I wouldn't be shocked if this level of white guilt happily exists in this game.
To be honest the game looks semi enjoyable like the first Watch Dogs was, but it's trying too hard to be all progressive and shit and just turns into SJW garbage.
[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;51297045]Sorry, but they're [I]selling a hard mode as DLC?[/I][/QUOTE]
Not the first game to do it. The Last of Us did it with its' Grounded difficulty, and it was accepted with open arms. To be fair though, it wasn't on launch.
Why do I need to buy this game and its expensive DLC when I can just watch this video?
[video=youtube;vzlbaMboCiM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzlbaMboCiM[/video]
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;51298834]"Bu-But It's ok!", Said Ubisoft. "You're pinning it on a white guy, and white people are evil, and deserve everything. And as a Black protagonist you can pretend you're taking revenge!".
Seriously this is Mafia III levels of White Guilt tripping. Not saying there would be a ridiculously silly discretion note at the start of the game, but from what I read in the IGN article, I wouldn't be shocked if this level of white guilt happily exists in this game.[/QUOTE]
I wouldn't be surprised! Most of the developers had their wifes son offered the game plus a chastity cage in the package!
[sp]too much?[/sp]
this makes me so depressed for the undeniably ambitious map, world, and art designers employed at Ubisoft. imagine working on a beautiful, breathing world for a really long duration of time, pouring your absolute best into it -- only to have the company that employs you shit all over it with awful DLC and marketing tactics like this.
It doesn't even apply here, either; just look at Assassin's Creed Unity and Syndicate, among others in the same series. Extremely detailed worlds developed by passionate people, with their efforts made nil through DLC marketing and equivocally shitty development or design choices.
Such a terrible fad among otherwise talented teams and developers.
Every stealthy underworld hacker's best friend: [B][U]BRIGHT TIE-DYE COLORS ON EVERY PIECE OF EQUIPMENT[/U][/B]
As someone from the bay area, they encapsulated San Francisco perfectly. Cringe, shitty art, and hipsters.
Where the fuck is my Spider-Tank? That was the only thing I liked about Watchdogs.
you just know it that these guys watched an episode of silicon valley and were like "THIS is where the next game should be"
living in the bay area and being entangled with the whole hackathon-startup culture thing
i can't take this game even the slightest bit seriously at all
first one at least had nice kinda sorta noir-ish aesthetics that kinda fit the action hacker narrative or whatever
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