The Addicts' Lounge IV - fast times at Ridgemont, high - General

My boss is great he's the head of the IT department, a good friend of mine and knows if i was asked to pee in a cup right now i'd piss lime green. Now even though the branch of the company I work for is based out of boulder the parent company is not. Therefor every year to year and a half corporate mandates that we get drug tested basically just to say we did (even though you can still get fired). My boss called me into the office at the end of the day and goes "Hey man I don't know if your aware but corporate says we have to drug test once a year-ish. Well that time has come and we're doing it on monday"......to which my response is "Ok so what exactly do you suggest I do?"........"Well I can't suggest you cheat on it....BUT......if a clean sample were to "somehow" (air quotes and all) land in the cup we'd have to take it at face value"........" "somehow" got it boss.....We still drinking tomorrow?"

first joints I've rolled since I got my vape, [URL="https://pred.me/pics/chrome_2017-05-13_13-07-15.png"]how did I do?[/URL]

not bad, not bad, short n stubby the important thing to remember is that as long as it smokes, it's good

Picked up some fairly dank homegrown outdoor shit yesterday, including one of the most massive nugs I've seen [img]http://i.imgur.com/8y8eFDA.jpg[/img] For reference, I have pretty big hands (21cm long)

[QUOTE=cis.joshb;52215525]thats exactly what dissos do[/QUOTE] i am the space ship when i am on dissos [editline]13th May 2017[/editline] i'm going out drinking with friends tonight to celebrate my buddy turning 21, gonna be my first time going to an actual bar too so it should be fun

Waiting for shit to arrive is the worst ever.

Alcoholic milkshakes and 32oz corona familiars, tasty shit turnt and lit

[QUOTE=ZenX2;52224528]Picked up some fairly dank homegrown outdoor shit yesterday, including one of the most massive nugs I've seen [img]http://i.imgur.com/8y8eFDA.jpg[/img] For reference, I have pretty big hands (21cm long)[/QUOTE] lmfao bro ur hand are so god damn long i thought that the image was stretched [editline]14th May 2017[/editline] it doesn't help that im on shrooms rn [editline]14th May 2017[/editline] holy shit bro your hand is fucking massive and that nug is like a branch bro

[QUOTE=Hamsteronfire;52218214]I would ace Red Orchestra 2 drunk when I still had my PC[/QUOTE] I play games better after 1-2 drinks, but anything after that I start to do progressively worse and by about 6 I want to go out and be social and do physical activity instead.

[QUOTE=SuperDuprKyle;52222020]About to drop a tab and play DOOM 2016.[/QUOTE] It is dope as fuck.

[QUOTE=ZenX2;52224528]Picked up some fairly dank homegrown outdoor shit yesterday, including one of the most massive nugs I've seen [img]http://i.imgur.com/8y8eFDA.jpg[/img] For reference, I have pretty big hands (21cm long)[/QUOTE] That's big. Stem look pretty thick as well. How much of it is stem?

How do you guys play video games on acid? I think I tried playing something (ARMA 3 maybe?) on 4-HO-DET once and I just remember it going from a coherent game to me staring at the ingame sky changing colors and dancing as my friend flew me around in a helicopter. I didn't tell him I had taken anything, but I guess he knew, and I felt like he was taking care of me the whole time. It was really beautiful. I think if I were playing a singleplayer game alone, though, my mind would've gone into a pretty bad place.

[QUOTE=Zero Vector;52226490]How do you guys play video games on acid? I think I tried playing something (ARMA 3 maybe?) on 4-HO-DET once and I just remember it going from a coherent game to me staring at the ingame sky changing colors and dancing as my friend flew me around in a helicopter. I didn't tell him I had taken anything, but I guess he knew, and I felt like he was taking care of me the whole time. It was really beautiful. I think if I were playing a singleplayer game alone, though, my mind would've gone into a pretty bad place.[/QUOTE] Kinda depends how the trip is going. If I'm tripping too hard I'm unable to play. I played League of Legends while on DOM one time and I was way too high to play anything too engaging so I just picked Malzahar support and spammed my abilities from the backline while my team made all the plays. Every teamfight looked so cool, it was like I was experiencing all the frames and all the effects really intense.

i got kicked out of the bar RIP

[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;52226539]i got kicked out of the bar RIP[/QUOTE] They simply can't handle how cool you are

Had a gig last night, went pretty great, got pretty drunk, today I ain't even hungover and I'm gonna pick up some 11/10 weed (according to my dealer) soon!

went to a friend's gig on friday somehow ended up seeing pendulum do a dj set afterwards

Pulled an all nighter, just smoked a bowl. I'm not even tired. What is energy?

What is Crystal Meth? That's my answer

[QUOTE=The bird Man;52227054]They simply can't handle how cool you are[/QUOTE] i didn't think i was even that drunk, i was just dancing, but i left at their request anyways because my friend got kicked out as well and we both went home

[QUOTE=Black Pete;52226469]That's big. Stem look pretty thick as well. How much of it is stem?[/QUOTE] Haven't broken it up yet; there's probably a decent amount of stem in there, but the bud itself is dense and smokes up nice and it was $100/oz so I'm p happy with it

[QUOTE=ZenX2;52228600]Haven't broken it up yet; there's probably a decent amount of stem in there, but the bud itself is dense and smokes up nice and it was $100/oz so I'm p happy with it[/QUOTE] That's a good price. Looks like way better quality than the outdoor weed in the Netherlands. What state are you in?

California my dude

Just got back from a 3 day party. MDMA, Alcohol, Cocaine, Hexen, Ket, lots of weed....not much sleep. Was fun as fuck for sure but I'm basically dieing right now now. Praise tha lord for Xanax

Was feeling tired so just took some caffeine and packed a lip. I'm not tired anymore, but fuck I got an exam in a few hours and really don't want to study, but I have to...

Lurker here. Just did acid for the first time and everything makes sense now.

Fuck. My bros gf went on a fucking mad one and called the police to come save her from fucking nothing. My bro didn't say shit about the police coming, so when I opened the door too see who knocked they bum rushed me and came straight in calling me shady. I was literal inches away from getting fucked thanks to those cocks.

That's fucked man, hope they didn't hurt anyone or break anything

i just went to another plane of existence edit: for whatever reason, and i dont know if its real or not, but when i get really high and im laying in bed, i sometimes get tactile sensations of a quarter sized spider crawling on my right arm or legs sometimes. the thing is though ive seen many spiders in my room over the course of many years and have had to kill them all, so that fact is not working in my favor in terms of it not being real. every time i feel this sensation i jump, because the sensation makes it feel as if the spider is going very fast across me i think an even weirder thing is (while it may not be applicable, it still makes me wonder), i take benedryl for its anti allergy properties and sedative properties every night, 75mg. when i see trip reports of benedryl they all usually have one thing in common: seeing spiders and feeling spiders on them. i dont take nearly enough for that to happen, but it was just an odd connection

Took approximate 200ug acid. 4 hours later Im not sure that was 200ug. And i have work tomorrow....z.z