Lady releases like 1,500 ladybugs on the floor at christmas - General

I used to work at a garden center and we would sell lady bugs by the cash register in a little cup with air holes and wood shavings. Half of the cup was always filled with dead lady bugs. I'm pretty sure 750 of those lady bugs are also dead.

Reminds me of once when I was a kid, my sister and I found a bunch of tadpoles (at least 20-30) in a puddle in the backyard after a storm. Wanting to "save" them from the quickly drying up puddle, we scooped them all into a pie tin and took them inside so they could have water. Overnight, about 3/4ths of them grew legs and just jumped out and we kept finding their dried up corpses around the house over the next couple of days. It was pretty gross.

The real question is where the fuck did she get 1500 ladybugs

[QUOTE=Loth;52991213]The real question is where the fuck did she get 1500 ladybugs[/QUOTE] internet

[QUOTE=J!NX;52990202]man this lady is the absolute worst[/QUOTE] Yeah man, this lady really bugs me.

Just dumps 'em all over in someone else's house and then defends it like it's nothing. I would not be as calm as that bald dude.

my family's reaction would be largely the same. Crazy ass weird shit happens all the time since we're a bundle of mental disorders, so we just laugh it off usually. We'd laugh for an hour and then vacuum the floor when dementiaaunt is gone.

She spiced the shit out of that salad.

[QUOTE=Craptasket;52990614]Oh man this reminds me of when brought pieces of soft tree wood inside and forgot I left them under my bed for weeks. Started noticing little flying bugs around my room for days, they were basically hatching from tiny burrows inside the wood and going free.[/QUOTE] One year we had a Christmas tree that apparently had a preying mantis nest in it. We put up the first round of lights, went to bed, then came down the next day and had like 100 of the things roaming around the living room. It took close to a week to get them all out. Probably missed a few that starved to death or something. We didn't have any fruit flies in the kitchen though, so that was kind of nice. [editline]19th December 2017[/editline] Also, baby preying mantises are positively fucking adorable. [t]http://i.imgur.com/KCktt.jpg[/t]

Marriage looks like hell

[QUOTE=Loth;52991213]The real question is where the fuck did she get 1500 ladybugs[/QUOTE] [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L57fyluyWag[/media]

[QUOTE=Zephyrs;52991457] Also, baby preying mantises are positively fucking adorable. [t]http://i.imgur.com/KCktt.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] [t]http://www.bostonglobe.com/rf/image_585w/Boston/2011-2020/2015/05/22/BostonGlobe.com/Business/Images/shutterstock_26298190.jpg[/t]

[QUOTE=OvB;52990249]Reminds me of when I was a kid and I'd collect bugs and take them inside and keep them jars and pretend/play that I was a scientist. One time I had a jar with a bunch of lady bugs in it and I left for a bit and when I came back they were all gone. I never told Mom.[/QUOTE] I'm telling on you

she's hitting the kid over touching the ladybug and everyone seems okay with it

god this video makes me so sad. the way she's acting reminds me of my mom.

Time to break out the vacuum cleaner

I think she might some kind of mental deformity

[QUOTE=Zephyrs;52991457]One year we had a Christmas tree that apparently had a preying mantis nest in it. We put up the first round of lights, went to bed, then came down the next day and had like 100 of the things roaming around the living room. It took close to a week to get them all out. Probably missed a few that starved to death or something. We didn't have any fruit flies in the kitchen though, so that was kind of nice. [editline]19th December 2017[/editline] Also, baby preying mantises are positively fucking adorable. [t]http://i.imgur.com/KCktt.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] When I was in high school it was common prank to tape a mantis nest to the underside of freshman desks so that someone's lap would get covered in freshly hatched mantis randomly in the middle of class

[QUOTE=CoalTen;52992822]When I was in high school it was common prank to tape a mantis nest to the underside of freshman desks so that someone's lap would get covered in freshly hatched mantis randomly in the middle of class[/QUOTE] :scream:

[QUOTE=BlackWolf97;52990184][media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3Vpn6Qc-CI[/media] I have so many questions omg[/QUOTE] Future supervillain right there.

[QUOTE=The bird Man;52990426]This is obviously a pagan ritual Burn the witch[/QUOTE] Are you telling me there's a chance my ex-girlfriend may try to kill me with ladybugs I finna stock up on some raid spray

I like it when the guy yells [I]"they're going for a ride, motherfucker!"[/I] what