[QUOTE=Oink92;30626801]Being encased in ice sounds scary.
At least he only died from the cocaine.[/QUOTE]
Seeing as the human body is 80% water, when thawed...
This guy called Marbles, looks in phone booths for cash and lives in a mansion, yet dresses like a tramp
In St. Joseph, MI, there is a guy named Slippery Bob. Now, I don't know if he's a nutter, but he does wear two watches- one on each wrist.
There's this one guy I see riding around on buses all the time. He has Tourette's syndrome I guess. He's always saying "GREEN LIGHT, RED LIGHT". Or when the bus stops he'll say "FUCK GO, fuck asshole". It's mostly under his breath though.
I feel bad for him though, he's a normal guy and he's always holding his hand to his ear to make it look like he's talking on the phone. I feel like getting him a phone so it's not so obvious but I don't want to patronize him.
it's supposed to be the boat on the front page of [url]http://lulzsecurity.com/[/url]
but you can't put the spaces in the front to form it, like any idiot would know.
There's one intense guy that lives down the road from me, I simply call him Mr. HoboMan. He stands at the nearby intersection every day yelling at cars and drinking beer from a paper bag. Oh and he rides his bike down my neighborhood.
[QUOTE=SomeGuest;30393818]We got this guy on the metrorail in Miami, Florida who goes on the train and starts playing his 10 year old violin, hes obviously homeless and in pretty poor shape, but he plays pretty well being on a train going 80mph, it ain't a smooth ride either. He mostly plays different show tunes and cartoon songs like Aladdin, and some classics aswell.[/QUOTE]
Update* Found some videos of the guy on youtube.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDUHVIc3rOg[/url]
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Yy4rcKD5-c[/url]
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxcGtWIAjA0[/url]
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QmCpmxB4oc[/url]
[url]http://soundcloud.com/stanley-elvis[/url]
Sings kareoke in the local pubs, thinks he's gods gift to music, please listen.
Oh and how could I forget, the one and only scruffy pam!
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-OZVPYuqzE[/media]
We have the Bag Man. He walks around the town centre with tons of bags with everything he owns in them, you would think he was homeless, but he looks incredibly clean, and so does his clothes.
[img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3314/3560748457_f0a1948dab.jpg[/img]
We had Jimmy Jesus, but he died a few year ago.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HOvm5m1g1U[/media]
And finally, Dave the Rave. Raves about Jesus Christ and other bible shit.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUj03NjyIys&feature=related[/media]
[QUOTE=Falco2073;30440768]Chaoss1986, you lived in Bridgwater? I live in Taunton. Moved for Uni or something?
Phonebox Phil, Sydney, whatever you want to call him was indeed a strange man. He'd do all sorts of weird things for cigarettes and stuff. Dancing, singing, whatever. I've never seen him personally though.
My dad told me about the bus guy but I've never seen him either. We did get coerced into giving some random hobo a lift from Taunton to Bridgwater services though. We don't know his name or anything but we just call him Bill. I've also had people come up to me and tell me they are Satan and other such wonderful things. Such is Somerset, so ass backwards.[/QUOTE]
Haha na I used to live in Bristol unfortunately so I know the south west very well
[editline]19th July 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Superstormj;30617682]Where's my automerge? What in the fuck?[/QUOTE]
It's up your bumbum
This thread is pure gold.
A guy in our town thinks he's John Cena. He rides around on a bike or stands on street corners with a fake wrestling belt slung over his shoulder and flashes the 'U Can't See Me' hand sign at every car that goes by.
Yesterday an old guy stabbed a friend of mine in the back with a pen, with enough force to just write a small dot on his white t-shirt. We all started at him and he was like HUUUHHH and he left
I saw him again today in the middle of the street trying to backstab people on motorcycles with his mighty pen
There's a guy in my town called Officer John who wears a convincing as fuck police uniform and constantly tells people to stay out of trouble. Once when I was little he was over at my neighbors and arrested me with some plastic handcuffs for no reason until my dad noticed, got pissed at him and made him let me go. He occasionally also goes under the guise of a cowboy or fireman.
this guy in my town drives by the primary school sometimes and starts cussing through a megaphone
We've got a pair of hobos nicknamed "Pete and Repeat", their always seen wheeling the other one around in a wheelchair. It's always a different one pushing the other. They always wear matching flannel shirts.
Trying to figure out what a nutter is. . .as in, a crazy person? or something?
[QUOTE=Zupinata;31202314]Trying to figure out what a nutter is. . .as in, a crazy person? or something?[/QUOTE]
Yes. As in that one crazy hobo that has a gimmick that everyone recognizes him for,.
jk
[img]http://www.wackypackages.org/realproductsscans/2004/jk/nutterbutter_small.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=TH89;30289024]Haha we have lots of them here
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dChBN_zfofY[/media][/QUOTE]
This just goes to show how fucking stupid left wing Californians are. (I'm from Cali, not proud of it.)
We dont really have any nutters here, but we have one creepy lady which just walks all the time. i havent seen her on a long time
[QUOTE=chonks;31200769]There's a guy in my town called Officer John who wears a convincing as fuck police uniform and constantly tells people to stay out of trouble. Once when I was little he was over at my neighbors and arrested me with some plastic handcuffs for no reason until my dad noticed, got pissed at him and made him let me go. He occasionally also goes under the guise of a cowboy or fireman.[/QUOTE]
Kinky.
[QUOTE=Protocol7;30298968][img]http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljzmebfjjm1qclgeao1_500.jpg[/img]
Every day. Same guy, same outfit, same mall.[/QUOTE]
All I can think of is "Chrome fro"
Say it together really fast and it sounds somewhat cool.
I once down in the murky depths of Texas city found a man who was apologizing to a light pole.
Also in nearly the same corner at a different day I saw a fat man rolling down a hill, idk if he was purposely doing it for he almost looked like he "couldn't stop" , which was most unfortunate for him because we were driving the other way on a no turn lane road.
A man who walks around our street with a bag full of dead birds
[QUOTE=Shostakovich;30280167]Louie, AKA the guy who rides a bike around Boston making a rather distinctive siren noise. [url=http://current.com/groups/culture/90009464_louie-or-the-guy-who-rides-around-boston-on-a-tricycle-making-a-siren-noise.htm]A fairly accurate representation of him and his life[/url].[/QUOTE]
I teared up from the video.
[editline]19th July 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=st0rmforce;30280859]
According to my mate, people just call him the Running Man because that's what he does. He sleeps with a small group of homeless people overnight then spends most of the day running up and down Gloucester Road (a very long road with a load of crappy shops in Bristol). He wouldn't give away much information about himself, or what caused him to start running, he just said that if he didn't run he wouldn't know what to do, so he just keeps going.[/QUOTE]
Forrest Gump
[QUOTE=DeadCow;31203618]This just goes to show how fucking stupid left wing Californians are. (I'm from Cali, not proud of it.)[/QUOTE]
What the fuck is she like a total dump blonde? And what the hell is with the woman who's telling him to talk so fast? WHAT IS THIS.
And also that's a terrible generalization.
We have a woman who just walks places. I live in a pretty rural place and she's been spotted over quite a large area. Sometimes she goes to the local swimming pool and just walks around the edge of the pool repeatedly.
It's kinda sad really.
Camden Town used to have a gang of local drunks/hobos/crazies whose landmark presentation must've been when they were joined by a midget wearing a pirate costume, all got bollock drunk and then threw the midget into camden town lock. Oh lol indeed
Nowadays there's just Cardboard Box Man, a 60 year old robotic adventurer who always wears cardboard boxes alá robotique, then walks around camden often with a kazoo, sometimes drumming a plastic box. Never seen a happier nutter
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