[QUOTE=DaveP;31225612]Camden Town used to have a gang of local drunks/hobos/crazies whose landmark presentation must've been when they were joined by a midget wearing a pirate costume, all got bollock drunk and then threw the midget into camden town lock. Oh lol indeed
Nowadays there's just Cardboard Box Man, a 60 year old robotic adventurer who always wears cardboard boxes alá robotique, then walks around camden often with a kazoo, sometimes drumming a plastic box. Never seen a happier nutter[/QUOTE]
I swear i saw that midged dressed as a pirate at the Hobgoblin (The Dev) Saturday night
There is a cult in my city called the Transylvania Vampire Committee.
There is also a friendly hobo who dressed as a pirate and roams the street, man we love that guy so much the community gave him a home
Here in Pittsburgh we have hobos who have shifts. Not joking. They go around at different times, two different guys, asking for dosh.
They look the same too. :tinfoil:
I have a Woman about 2 streets away from my Parent's house that once chased my sister on a bicycle with a knife in one hand. She also tended to eat the marshmallows out of Lucky Charms boxes outside of the store she bought them in and then returned it complaining there were no marshmallows.
[QUOTE=st0rmforce;30280859]Just remembered a guy that a friend told me about, I only saw him a couple of times but my friend has spoken to him apparently.
According to my mate, people just call him the Running Man because that's what he does. He sleeps with a small group of homeless people overnight then spends most of the day running up and down Gloucester Road (a very long road with a load of crappy shops in Bristol). He wouldn't give away much information about himself, or what caused him to start running, he just said that if he didn't run he wouldn't know what to do, so he just keeps going.
I have no idea how far he actually runs, where he gets the energy (ignoring the fact he's living on the streets) or if it was all just exaggerated by my friend. I've seen him a few times from a bus window, he looks like an incredibly skinny, scruffy jogger. I haven't seen him for a while, so either he's died of exhaustion or he's just stopped running.
I always thought he was a living metaphor. You keep running, but you can never get away from your problems, until you face up to them or die.[/QUOTE]
Forrest Gump?
You haven't seen him in a while, huh? He must went back to Greenbow Alabama.
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That just about sums it up
Me.
[QUOTE=Ghost394;31244296][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbfD9OKwqBs&feature=related[/media]
That just about sums it up[/QUOTE]
Why did you record me on holiday?
There is this old lady who lives in a house down the hill from my house and she... well for example she threw her slipper at me from the top floor window and shouted at me "Why are ya stealing my slipper!"
She also goes on the bus and shouts out random stuff from time to time.
[QUOTE=chaoss1986;31239607]I swear i saw that midged dressed as a pirate at the Hobgoblin (The Dev) Saturday night[/QUOTE]
Walked past there every day on the way back from work for a year and didn't see him.. bit of a shit'ole
There's a lady back at home in Georgia who pushes a green shopping cart all over downtown all day shouting bible verses and yelling at people. Her name is Ms. Jessie (That's what people call her), and she came into my Kroger all the time before it was shut down. I've served her a few times, and she's nice enough but very impatient, and not afraid to tell you what's on her mind.
She's a pretty small little bald black lady who apparently suffers from some serious illnesses which were heightened when her daughter was killed by a hit and run, so now she just walks in the middle of traffic yelling at cars.
I don't have any local nutters. Just a bunch of fucking pedos.
[QUOTE=i_speel_good;31200353]Yesterday an old guy stabbed a friend of mine in the back with a pen, with enough force to just write a small dot on his white t-shirt. We all started at him and he was like HUUUHHH and he left
I saw him again today in the middle of the street trying to backstab people on motorcycles with his mighty pen[/QUOTE]
My friend would stab me in the knee with a protractor every time I'd borrow something from his penic case :S
in my city we have a bunch of loonies, one is extremley paranoid and wont let anybody look at him or sit next to him on the bus. And there are another guy who thinks all the people in the world have been brainwashed by milk and thinks the government only allows milk to be sold so they can earn money.
and the creepiest of them all wont speak proper language and hangs small voodoo looking dolls in trees
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also we have a druggy that tryed to kill my brother when he were 6yrs old
If I don't have a local nutter does that mean... i'm the local nutter??
[QUOTE=AmericanInfantry;31240590]Here in Pittsburgh we have hobos who have shifts. Not joking. They go around at different times, two different guys, asking for dosh.
They look the same too. :tinfoil:[/QUOTE]
Oh god yeah they work outside lulu's noodles and make me uncomfortable.
[QUOTE=DaveP;31245849]Walked past there every day on the way back from work for a year and didn't see him.. bit of a shit'ole[/QUOTE]
Nothing wrong with the place, it's an awesome bar and quite friendly despite it's declining appearence
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[QUOTE=chaoss1986;31254624]Nothing wrong with the place, it's an awesome bar and quite friendly despite it's declining appearence[/QUOTE]
It's also my local (every saturday possibly other days too) if u wanna go for a facepunch pint sometime :D
Well as mentioned I have the bearded lady of Guildford pretty close by. Now my town is a military town and there is this guy who lives here who thinks he is a Para and has all the gear and stuff. The paras arn't here anymore which is p. lucky because he would probably be dead by now. He got the shit kicked out of him all the time for bullshitting in the parachute regiment bars around town. I've been told that in one bar he was saying he was the guy in a picture of the Falklands to the guy who has actually in the picture :v:
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That's not to mention the transvestite that gets on the bus in pink tracksuits and vest top.
[QUOTE=DaveP;31225612]Camden Town used to have a gang of local drunks/hobos/crazies whose landmark presentation must've been when they were joined by a midget wearing a pirate costume, all got bollock drunk and then threw the midget into camden town lock. Oh lol indeed
Nowadays there's just Cardboard Box Man, a 60 year old robotic adventurer who always wears cardboard boxes alá robotique, then walks around camden often with a kazoo, sometimes drumming a plastic box. Never seen a happier nutter[/QUOTE] I always get offered drugs on Camden Road. Always the punks near the market aswell. :v:
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MC Barnowl. Fucking crazy as shit.
Theres a homeless guy in my city who's always fucked up on something. The other day I saw him trying to swim on the footpath.
Across the street from me there's this guy who's always walking around the block doing some kind of stretches. He never moves any faster than a slow walking pace and is always doing the same stretch.
We just have rufus the stuntbum.
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Only in Philly, Man.
Oh, I remember one very weird old lady. She likes to ask very... Uncomfortable questions.
My friends and i were in the bus, everything was fine, then, suddenly, she asked:
"Boys, do you want me to do blowjob for you?" Everyone was shocked, then she asked another question:
"Do you put your penises in you girlfriends pussies?" We started to laughing very loud. Then, when we was walking out of the bus, she asked the weirdest one:
"Do you know how to summon Satan?" - that was funny, but really scary.
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Called the viking, he speaks only finnish in the video but you can tell by his voice alone that hes fucking crazy, never seen without a full bag of wine.
tried to set a church stone tower on fire with matches.
PS. often seen talking to trashcans in local supermarkets.
Can't find an image, but there is a man who used to live under an overpass bridge. His "home" consisted of one really dirty, STD-riddled mattress, 70's era blankets, and a sea of empty cans of food. He would always sit around holding a sign asking for food or money. If you drove up and listened to what he had to say, he would ramble on about some war that never existed, yet he recalls it as if it were yesterday. My town eventually warmed up to him, as everyone was proud of our residential homeless nut. He even had a facebook page at one time.
Things were going well, until tragedy struck: the town fenced off the underpass. His kingdom locked away, he now roams the streets with his shopping cart of wonders.
We called him "bridge nigger".
Spotted in Ipswich, Felixstowe and Norwich is every little girl's friend: Paedo Steve.
Bet you can't guess what he's famous for.
[QUOTE=zeebiedeebie;31248061]Oh god yeah they work outside lulu's noodles and make me uncomfortable.[/QUOTE]
I'm talking about the ones in Squirrel Hill. Unless there's a Lulu's Noodles there and I never saw it.
There's a really (in)famous hobo in our town that goes by many names: Chang the Chinese Hobo, Mr. Chin, Homeless Chang, etc. He's an Asian hobo, to make things short.
Everyone sees him either at:
A) Wal-Mart
B) the public library
C) the train tracks
Also, at the library, he bathes with those little baby wipes in the dispensers...to the best of his abilities. He's gotten in trouble with authorities about ten thousand times.
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