• Your local nutter??
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There is an old man where I live, i dont know what is his name. Sometimes, when i go back to home from the school, i meet him, and he asks for money for the bus to go home, he always do (not too much, really). I just cant refuse him. Anyways, when he got those money, he shouts loudly: "Yes sir" or "Yes of course". He shouts this in English, which is weird, because he is Russian like almost anybody here in Rostov-on-Don. Strangely, he always wear something new, and his cloth doesnt look that bad or dirty. Weird man.
[QUOTE=o DefcoN o;30280026]Got this guy called Toolman Taylor apparently chases kids with a hammer if they come in his garden[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAhVmjptZMI[/media]
There's this old fellow where I used to live called Plastic Pat. He always roams Cumbernauld inbetween his house and the town centre, mumbling drunkenly. He has a plastic arm that he always asks people to shake, almost like a party trick, where every day is a party... He's a fucking nutjob.
[QUOTE=errington07;30279980][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b13vsbLgwrs[/media] Gordon. He's this crazy tramp that's not actually a tramp who can tell the time without looking at a clock.[/QUOTE] If the Big Ben ever breaks down just ask him to stand at the top with a megaphone and shout the time every few minutes.
There's this one guy, he's weird as hell but hardly anyone's ever seen him. Apparently, when he was a kid he got into trouble over a prank and ended up being locked up in the house by his parents. A few years ago he stabbed his dad with a pair of scissors but he didn't get sent to a mental hospital for some reason, I don't know why. His brother looks after him now, because his father dies. The woman at the bus stop says he's six feet tall and has this huge scar on the side of his face, and he drools all the time. I've never seen him but once my big brother went right up and touched his house and said he saw the shutters move. Everyone says he's scary, but he seems nice. Once he left me some presents in a knothole in a tree by his house.
Old lady we call 'stop and go' She had a neckbrace on she never took off, it was covered in sick and curry stains. She would often just piss as she walked round. She gets her nickname because she will talk, then stop in place, then walk and repeat.
[QUOTE=brandsmanato;30279956][img]http://94.100.123.165/1237550001-1237600000/1237586901-1237587000/1237586938_5_idPF.jpeg[/img] We got a guy over here. He said that he got in an argument with his wife and when he came home from work the house was empty and she was gone. So he is now an alcoholic and drug user. He has problems with the police. He already walked through the streets with his beer before i was born. I still see him walking sometimes. One time we were sitting at a restaurant and he came to us. He just stood there behind us for some minutes and was drinking and smiling to us. Then he just walked away.[/QUOTE] This instantly made me think of this man: [img]http://www.realtid.se/ArticlePages/200808/15/20080815111639_Realtid799/LeifPagrotsky_JESSICA-GOW_2.jpg[/img]
There's a guy called the Mango Man that roams around where my dad lives. I don't know much about him, but my friends say he lives off of mangos stolen mangos or something. I like his dreads. [img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2216/2702714791_38bbbed9eb.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Capitulazyguy;30313565]There's this one guy, he's weird as hell but hardly anyone's ever seen him. Apparently, when he was a kid he got into trouble over a prank and ended up being locked up in the house by his parents. A few years ago he stabbed his dad with a pair of scissors but he didn't get sent to a mental hospital for some reason, I don't know why. His brother looks after him now, because his father dies. The woman at the bus stop says he's six feet tall and has this huge scar on the side of his face, and he drools all the time. I've never seen him but once my big brother went right up and touched his house and said he saw the shutters move. Everyone says he's scary, but he seems nice. Once he left me some presents in a knothole in a tree by his house.[/QUOTE] Boo Radley?
[QUOTE=Kefirman;30312358]There is an old man where I live, i dont know what is his name. Sometimes, when i go back to home from the school, i meet him, and he asks for money for the bus to go home, he always do (not too much, really). I just cant refuse him. Anyways, when he got those money, he shouts loudly: "Yes sir" or "Yes of course". He shouts this in English, which is weird, because he is Russian like almost anybody here in Rostov-on-Don. Strangely, he always wear something new, and his cloth doesnt look that bad or dirty. Weird man.[/QUOTE] He spends the money on drink he probably never uses the buses enjoy funding his alcohol
The Bradford Jesus Man: [img]http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs060.snc3/14743_203657009136_631334136_2844766_2620522_n.jpg[/img] [url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A21892359[/url] Basically a guy who dresses like a monk and walks EVERYWHERE in his sandals, always has his little satchel. He's a generally friendly guy but probably mad as fuck.
Guy in my town called Freaky Neil, he lives on my estate. Always seen with a trenchcoat and his hat, total smackhead. Once told me that Lollypop ladies were trying to steal my innocence.
Also the Shipley dancing man [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpXhUoi1GLM[/media]
I live near this very long stretch of road near my house, which goes up a very large hill. [img]http://gyazo.com/6d0def0857cb8c0393c78f9cae0582de.png[/img] This crazy lady walks down the road, usually on the sidewalk adjacent to my house. However, if ANYONE is walking towards here on the sidewalk, she cuts across the street and walks on the other side. People always speed around here so it's a miracle that she hasn't been hit yet. [img]http://gyazo.com/7a6b33d28fe3c2a2825f97fde55d1bdf.png[/img] I still have no idea why she walks here almost every day. I've never seen here doing anything else besides walking up and down this road. [editline]7th June 2011[/editline] Also, I found a broken, rusty revolver near the lightpost left of the car in the second image a few years ago. Might be hers.
In addition, there's a guy named "Tank" who chased my mates around shipley shouting at them "I'm gonna fuckin kill ya!" and he kept catching up to them despite the fact that he's a big bastard chasing 17 year olds. Also his mother is a suspected cat-snatcher
i don't have any crazy people but i knew a hobo who could juggle pretty well it was nice to see it
[QUOTE=Capitulazyguy;30313565]There's this one guy, he's weird as hell but hardly anyone's ever seen him. Apparently, when he was a kid he got into trouble over a prank and ended up being locked up in the house by his parents. A few years ago he stabbed his dad with a pair of scissors but he didn't get sent to a mental hospital for some reason, I don't know why. His brother looks after him now, because his father dies. The woman at the bus stop says he's six feet tall and has this huge scar on the side of his face, and he drools all the time. I've never seen him but once my big brother went right up and touched his house and said he saw the shutters move. Everyone says he's scary, but he seems nice. Once he left me some presents in a knothole in a tree by his house.[/QUOTE] Yeah that guy also beat the shit out of some hick that was trying to kill me.
Wichita has 'Crazy Mike', he's pretty off in the head
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2F52zcPpbM[/url]
Why is my city so full of sane boring individuals? :saddowns:
We have a fat lady and her son and they ride around in rascal scooters all day around town. They literally say nothing to each other, they just ride up and down the streets in the middle of the road and force you to drive around them, then give you evil looks as you pass them. Probably because your instant reaction is to flip them off. The weird part is they never seem to have a goal or destination, they just ride up and down the town. They don't seem to have a house either because they usually park their scooters at the park around 9 pm and fall asleep. It's pretty disturbing.
when I was delivering pizza there was this guy who was probably in his 60's and was homeless. He was always in shorts and I never saw him without his vietnam era helmet on, even just walking around town. I saw him laying down on the sidewalk face down in the rain once and walking in the middle of the street. He came in and ordered a personal veggie lover pizza with all kids of loose change he had, and another employee told me one time he came to the pizza hut where I worked and went into the bathroom after ordering the same thing and came out smelling like shit. After he left they went into the bathroom to clean it up and there was shit EVERYWHERE in the bathroom and the guy probably used his hands to wipe his ass and then out in the parking lot there was shit-covered newspapers trailing off into the street. That guy was really fucking mental but still it was funny to see him in his helmet every day. It sucks he didn't have anyone to live with or if he did no one really took care of him.
We had a guy everyone called jumanji, he was a hobo but had plenty of money. He would go to maccas and buy one burger with a $100 note and tell them to keep the change. He is dead now.
There's this lady in Halifax who patrols the street and yells random, odd insults at people. One time as I was walking down the street she called me a short skinny fuck that should go back to Africa because I'm a fat Jew. :v:
In my town we got a guy named Vibrating Vinny. When he walks around he sort of....shakes.. Hence vibrating vinny.
[QUOTE=IliekBoxes;30316899]Boo Radley?[/QUOTE] lol that's just what i was thinking
Shoota Joe. He shoots heroin and says 'Im shoota joe,shoot 3's all day!' He asks my friend for change on the bus every day because he 'doesnt have any money' then he walks away. If you see him and shout 'SHOOTA JOE!' he turns around and says 'WHO SED DAT? IM GONNA PUT THE SHOOTING' (i dont know what it means either) Northern Chicagoland area.
I've got 2. There's this one black guy we like to call King Tut because he wears an obsurdly lage amount of gold and one of those head dresses the phynx wears. He can pretty much always be found at the corner by the mall wiggin out to the weird ass music he listens to on his walkmen. When not wearing his tut head dress, his hair is either a smokestack flat top or in corn rows. The second guy we like to call captain america. He's always running around in jean shorts with no shirt and an uncle sam hat holding american flags. He just literrally runs up and down the main road onto base in his little get up all day every day. We all love him, and thats probably why he makes a liven doin it. Everyone buys him food and gives him a few bucks all the time.
A guy who graduated a couple of years ago from high school still walks around to this day selling rice crispies
Crazy Agnes. [IMG]http://www.skiff.tcu.edu/SkiffWeb092399/agnes.jpeg[/IMG] Sits on her roof and yells at cars. If you're from Fort Worth you've probably heard of her.
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