• Your local nutter??
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Theres these 3 old ladies that think they are teenagers, except from their time. Very scary stuff.
I use to live in the more central area of San Antonio. Once me and my dad got some burgers from Sonic and we stopped at this light I'll remember forever. This Asian guy with sunglasses was randomly kicking the air as if he was practicing for soccer. Suddenly, he'd start moving his arms around as if he was dancing. A week after, he went to the local supermarket and saluted everyone that noticed him. He proceeded to do this to any passing car near the same place. I think we saw him again, he was doing his strange dance again. We moved to a different area of the city. Now we don't see him at all. It sucks too, cuz I never had the chance to talk to him.
I don't have any interesting local nutters :C All I can think of is the girl who walks down the street with a magazine over her head and the guy who sells fried corn while honking a loud bike horn.
There is an old man with bionic legs who roams the hallways of my local shopping center. You can usually find him walking around in a circle with a smoothie in his hand and cursing in German.
[QUOTE=Roll_Program;30281347]Everyone in Dunfermline is a nutter.[/QUOTE] I'm from Rosyth, we are above lowly Dunfermlinites.
We don't have any in town that I know of, except for a homeless man who rides around on a bicycle. However, my mom told me about a woman at the retirement home who thought she was stranded at the gas station waiting for her car to be fixed, and a man who had a pet dog that didn't really exist.
[QUOTE=Gaza Pen Pal;30281750][img]http://www.weatherpaparazzi.com/sites/default/files/blog/DSC_9521_superman.jpg[/img] he dresses up like superman, apparently he used to be normal[/QUOTE] fucking saint cloud bros :respek: gotta say, for a man so big i never see him eat I used to live by a man who made a good ten foot addition to his house and covered it entirely in tinfoil, he owned a good thirty or so cats, and he was always using his radio for something or other.
I have one who lives close by named Russel, he is funny. He's a nice guy, just off. He is building a time machine. Dog boy from a nearby town, he is really rude, and yells at everybody, he has that nice dog everywhere he goes.
[QUOTE=Callius;30316944]He spends the money on drink he probably never uses the buses enjoy funding his alcohol[/QUOTE] No, and thats weird too. I saw him catching the bus after this. All time.
We had one around my old neighborhood. His name was Biker Bob. He did a lot of work for my old neighbor, and asked him if he could stay with him because he had no where to go (he was homeless) and he got really pissed when he said no and killed him with an axe.
I remember this guy at the end of my street who had a bunch of animals and he would go sit on his front lawn and yell at people, and he delt drugs. No joke. He also had a bunch of ducks and one time he set them on fire and they were in the street. Fucking nutjob.
Here in Utrecht in the Netherlands we have a guy who thinks he's an UFO Pilot: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p-lF16p0jM[/media]
We have this guy in my hometown that collects bottles and is slightly handicapped. He got the nickname "Flashman". Saw him once in the summer sobbing around the streets with his pants on his knees and sweat rings under the arm and a 200l bag filled to the brim with bottles over his shoulder.
In Perth everyone knows a guy called Mad Dog Adrian. He rides around on a bike and barks at you. Googling that name actually brings up a picture of him. [img]http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/3958/maddog.jpg[/img]
My town has two retarded ladies: so called "color-granny", a woman who keeps babbling gibberish and wears always... well, colorful clothes. Then there's this other woman who has downs I think, who walks every single day from her place to the central and then walks back.
Portsmouth has Crazy Helen. Basically she likes trying to molest young men - she tried kissing a workmate of mine whilst we were at work - and generally acts extremely wierd and likes to ride buses. Here's a shitty picture: [IMG]http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/156778_174298675933393_174295809267013_490164_5259694_n.jpg[/IMG]
In my town we have this guy we call "El Por Favor". He rides his bike around town while constantly repeating "por favor"
We got a guy called "Kjole Ole" (Ole is a boy's name, kjole means dress.) he's this ancient looking dude that just walks around in a pink dress and carries a plastic bag. We also had this one immigrant who would tell the most insane stories of how wealthy he was, how many wives he had and that he would soon travel back to America so he could get a proper operation for something or other. he can also tell the time without looking at a watch.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTV4KnPB7Ug[/media] Not really a nutter but it's the closest thing we have here in Cambridge. Unless people who sell the big-issue or this one guy who for the past 2 years has been walking around with a tin asking for money for his new born daughter(?!) count :v:
When I was in Denver (might have been one of those little towns inside the city limits that's considered part of the city as a whole) a friend showed me this house in a kind of affluent neighborhood that was fucking [b]coated[/b] with signs. His car and yard were also filled with them; the yard had dozens of tall sticks that kind of looked like the street signs for an intersection with 80 roads, and the car was so covered that you could barely tell the original car color. Anyway, all the signs said things like "LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR" and other "moral" stuff. Anybody else seen it?
Area: North from a shitty little town in Denmark, in an even shitter spot, this is where old farts go to die. Name: uhh.. forgot, he has some funny name. He always spends his time at the local pizza, drinking bear, he is danish, but he speaks with the guys in the store, wich are arabs or something, he speaks their language, he walks around like a spastic and talks very weird. Also he wears nipple high jeans and the same shirt all the time, has a fucking weird moustache thing and weird hair. The local kids tries to mess with him, but he dosent know what bullying is and accepts it all as a compliment.. i also think his left foot is spastic or something..
[QUOTE=Asshat;30332056]:words: He always spends his time at the local pizza, [B]drinking bear[/B], he is danish:words:[/QUOTE] I giggled when I imagined a bear stuffed in a beer mug and someone attempting to drink it :v:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LULG_WvJu0[/media] The guy on the right is Izera, everyone in Adelaide loves him because he plays the keyboard all funky like. The guy on the left is your typical aboriginal man, his behaviour is influenced by some vodka. They're fun to watch.
There's this dude named Barefoot Billy and he walks around yelling at houses and people usually invite him over for beer
we had a dude who had been living in a tent for 4 years on a park next to an avenue. i never talked to him, but my brother lives on the building right next to that park, and we'd always watch his behavior. he used to get out of the tent to throw rocks at the cars passing by the avenue, he got his ass beaten for that a couple of times. he'd also kill pigeons with rocks. he'd only get out of there to collect supplies, he used to jump over the brickwall of my brothers building and steal water. he was never caught by the security though. he was beaten to death by a bunch of teenagers 3 months ago. as far as i know the kids are doing time now, but still it's horrible to hear that.
I live in Tampa Fl and we have this guy lol [img]http://www.tampabay.com/multimedia/archive/00111/b4s_carlton0310_111527d.jpg[/img] just walks around all day, I've even seen him at 11 in the morning just walking down the street as i took one of my friends home.
we've got a few, but our rocksolid dependable nutter is called PaedyPete. I don't *think* he's actually a paedo, he just used to buy vodka for young kids. I can't actually think of any decent stories, i'm sure dav0r will have loads though. [editline]9th June 2011[/editline] oh there was Ace as well, big ex navy bastard tramp, always wanted to either fight you or buy a fag off you for 50 pence. i was once doing my paperround when i was 13 and he was trying to convince me to go and drink a bottle of whiskey with him a 7am in a bush. [editline]9th June 2011[/editline] ohhh and how could i forget pissy phil! this guys been locked up now, he was a paedophile with a piss fetish. He gave us fags to piss in a bottle, we never twigged why. once we saw him go into a bush and pour a bottle of four lads piss straight onto his head. we knew he was weird, but not quite how. [editline]9th June 2011[/editline] ohhh fucks sake this guy - basically he drives round asking if you want a lift home then he'll give you one for free if you beat the shit out of him when you get there. He was legit, many satisfied customers and much cheaper than a taxi! just liked getting a kicking from lads shoes for some reason, other than that - nice guy. [editline]9th June 2011[/editline] not that weird, but there's john and tom, the local lunatic cowboys who's ranch is infact, greggs bakery allyway. they were sound, not afraid to give you fags if you were in your school uniform. [editline]9th June 2011[/editline] there's a local grandad with tourettes syndrome, not that strange i know but rather disturbingly he shouts the same 3 sentences, "she's under the stairs" "she's dead" "the machines" who's under the stairs and why is she dead? who or what are the machines? He knows something we don't. *more likely answer or he could be in some sort of constant memory of finding his wife dead or something
[QUOTE=Badballer;30327264]In Perth everyone knows a guy called Mad Dog Adrian. He rides around on a bike and barks at you. Googling that name actually brings up a picture of him. [img]http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/3958/maddog.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWHStNU7R38[/media]
Mr Clappy Hands Man. Some old busker who spends his time clapping and mumbling songs, always near impossible to tell what he's singing :/ Does make a fair bit of cash though. Speedy. Some crazy old guy who's been walking around (speedily) blasting tunes for the last 30 years. I've heard many rumors, some say he won the lottery, some he was a college professor who had a mental breakdown. But I think this sums it up the best, [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh4a5YF0l74[/url]
[QUOTE=antonio1442;30343681]I live in Tampa Fl and we have this guy lol [img]http://www.tampabay.com/multimedia/archive/00111/b4s_carlton0310_111527d.jpg[/img] just walks around all day, I've even seen him at 11 in the morning just walking down the street as i took one of my friends home.[/QUOTE] is he meant to look like jesus or dave grohl? I just can't tell here
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