A guy everybody just calls willy because he looks like groundskeeper willy from The Simpsons, he walks the perimeter of the Lowes not too far from here ALL DAY EVERY DAY, I gauran-damn-tee you he's there now.
In my neighborhood we have a guy named Barefoot Billy. I'd see him all the time back when I was in elementary school. He'd always be yelling at trash cans and at all of the kids walking by. One time he pointed at a girl and yelled "she's so chubby!" and then walked away. You can often find him at the liquor store buying beer. He's an interesting fellow.
There's a lady at our mall that does not work there. But, she acts as if she does. She hangs out in the food court and collects trays and pushes in chairs.
Here is a blurry pic of her from her Facebook group that some random person made:
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Once had a guy arrive on a bus and started eating dog faeces and leaves. The police shortly picked him up after.
Eh, ours would be pronounced Feel (Phonetically. It'd actually be spelled Fuil, I think) Mary (As in Scots for 'Fool') - Rides her bike everywhere at 80 something and tries to hit on everything with three legs, if you catch my drift.
[code]<Merbo> shut the fuck up, we all voted you to be banned for evasion and you were. your whole range of addresses is banned
<Supernova> Hm
<Supernova> If I was going to be banned for evasion
<Supernova> Wouldn't I be banned when I peeked in on cctv and TRE?
<Supernova> Apparently not.
<Merbo> they didnt ask rafael yet and he wasnt there to ask
<Supernova> So that was a grudge ban.
<Supernova> Also
<Merbo> the rule is that you always ask rafael before doing things
<Merbo> we were talking in query about it
<Merbo> it wasnt a grudge ban
<Merbo> we had proof you ban evaded
<Merbo> so i banned you
<Merbo> you were perma anyway, no getting out of it
<Supernova> HKEY_CURRENT_USER->IRC->RafaelRistovski->Raf|Chrome-><Raf|Chrome> EVery one is apreciated
<Supernova> I have that in my registry
<Supernova> When I release WiseOS, I will make sure to thank you in the credits.
<Merbo> you shouldnt need it there but good job cramming your registry with more crap
<Supernova> I just like putting my stuff in the registry where important stuff goes.
<Merbo> when you single handedly make a program that involves skill and not forcing others to do things, let me know.
<Merbo> till then, suck my dick, you bastard.
* Supernova waggles a finger at WiseOS
<Merbo> youre ignored.
<Merbo> TheRazorsEdge is telling me everything... and I actually am a member of MSDN so they'll trust me more than you.
<Supernova> Hm.[/code]
^^ This wacko. He banned me for "ban evading" ( I use /chanserv unban to unban myself with the rights the channel owner gave me.) He also codes keygens. He also did a derp earlier revealing his IP at 173-48-88-134.
Ah, there's another woman on my road, probably about 85 years old.
She walks around looking in people's bins, one time she pulled a bin over and basically climbed inside it..
My town has its own nutter. we almost consider him a land mark in a way. [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leslie_Cochran[/url]
We got a nutter around here aswell. He pisses wherever he feels like it, has fights with other drunks and gangsters, yells and has discussions with signs and shouts stuff to whatever makes noise.
If your unlucky, the least you'll see him doing is sitting on his ass staring at you silently completely high off his ass with his eyes wide open, possibly trying to figure out who you are and what are you saying.
Don't have a picture of him though. Maybe I'll take one if I happen to see him around town. He looks likea tanned 20-30 year old hobo or something.
Apparently, people call him "The crazy", he keeps talking to himself and screaming. Also laughing like a creep and sometimes looking at children.
We got this guy on the metrorail in Miami, Florida who goes on the train and starts playing his 10 year old violin, hes obviously homeless and in pretty poor shape, but he plays pretty well being on a train going 80mph, it ain't a smooth ride either. He mostly plays different show tunes and cartoon songs like Aladdin, and some classics aswell.
There is a guy in the city who always walks around and requests to hug pretty girls. I remember he once sat on a bench and held a lit cigar close to his eye, he kept going slowly back and forth, near his eye and then off again.
Then next time I saw him he had a giant bandage eye patch.
We got one guy who rides his bike everywhere and randomly yells at people across the street. Sometimes he yells and there is no one there. He's also spit at me before.
We have another guy who rides his bike all the time and brings his bottles to the store I work at. Not really crazy, just weird and has some pretty severe mood swings.
We've got a guy called Frog who sells unfunny and explicit joke books with titles like "Godzilla vs. Spiderman." He's been at it for decades.
'Music Mike'
Hes a slightly mental impaired man who you ALWAYS see biking around town with his bike and his radio. He always has it on the local music station.
once i saw an old man wearing women's underwear on a pink bike
never saw it again, but it was fucking weird
I remember, from when I was younger, this woman that always wore the same green shirt and blue jeans. From what I remember, she always looked so doped up. Anyways, I don't remember the specifics but she'd walk around the neighbourhood and ask people if they had seen her boyfriend, who drives a green car. She'd then claim that she just seen him pass by, even thought she'd do this for years. I never really knew where she lives, or even if she's still alive to this day. I'm kind of interested in knowing why she was looking for her supposed boyfriend... Kind of sad really. I'll be optimistic and tell myself that she found him and is now living somewhere with him!
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Gordon.
He's this crazy tramp that's not actually a tramp who can tell the time without looking at a clock.[/QUOTE]
Oh shit I've met him! ahahaha!
theres this guy in my neighborhood, his nickname is "coke eli" - i have no idea why. he usually just walks around and offers little children money and scares them. there are theories about him used to have some radioactive coke factory which exploded or something
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You found me!
My Dad used to tell me about some guy called Tomsy, or Tomsey, or something. Apparently he was around when my Dad was a teen, and he still does the same stuff now (by the looks of things the times I've seen him, he bikes around Christchurch). The New Milton/Christchurch area doesn't seem to have many nutters, or at least not any I've seen.
We used to have this really, really fat insane guy living in an old garage. He was always preaching about Jesus and even carried a huge wooden cross around at one point. We simply called him "Jesus" or "Fat Jesus." He died of a heart-attack some years ago.
Well, in NY near Times Square, I saw this one guy who for hours was just yelling into a telephone booth not talking to anyone...
We have no nutter, But every once in a while somebody will burn a house down if that counts. The funny thing is that the cops don't think it's releated to gang violence at all,
because every time the catch the arson/s they claim it was boredom or just the love of fire that caused it and not rivalry.
Used to have a guy around here(someone ran over him the other month, he died) that late night or by the fall of the night he would pass by my street with his tools and some old boombox really loud. If you at least looked at him he would come to you and start talking about anything just to make conversation...damn you tried to say "K i g2g now" he would just started a quick conversation to have you chat with him a little more...he was crazy but okay and funny now he is dead. Oh he also had mad conspiracys.
I've always wondered what happened to the Bicycle Jesus of my youth.
Chaoss1986, you lived in Bridgwater? I live in Taunton. Moved for Uni or something?
Phonebox Phil, Sydney, whatever you want to call him was indeed a strange man. He'd do all sorts of weird things for cigarettes and stuff. Dancing, singing, whatever. I've never seen him personally though.
My dad told me about the bus guy but I've never seen him either. We did get coerced into giving some random hobo a lift from Taunton to Bridgwater services though. We don't know his name or anything but we just call him Bill. I've also had people come up to me and tell me they are Satan and other such wonderful things. Such is Somerset, so ass backwards.
I live in the Tri-Cities area of like.. eastern Tennessee. The Kingsport/Johnson City/Bristol region.. We definitely get some.. "interesting" people around here.. but I think the one that takes the cake is "Guitar Dan"
Some people have even set up a Facebook for him ([url]http://www.facebook.com/pages/Guitar-Dan/62105528500?sk=info[/url] if you're interested in the little background they made for him, and an extensive collection of pictures)
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He's actually really charismatic and has kind of become a staple of the area, he sits outside of bars and plays songs and sometimes takes requests, and at the end of the day takes his proceeds and blows it all on booze.
Also yeah there's this crazy christian lady, day in day out yelling to convert to christianism, oh and this guy who dresses like a woman, high heels, mini-skirt and everything... and that's all he does, he doesn't really try to look like a woman...
We have this guy that wears clothes from the 80's and his voice sounds really weird.
Apparently, the guy was involved in a gas accident that caused his voice to change.
Now he roams the empty streets of our town. He's an awesome guy to be honest.
We often saw him at the local video game store (which unfortunately has since been closed) and playing Gamecube. He would often say: "Maaan! How are these games made! They're like a gift from GOD!"
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