This explains why I was a lazy little shit for the past few years.
I'm going to do this, but fap on Sunday instead of Friday, just to see what happens.
Do I fail it if I orgasm via other means
[QUOTE=geogzm;25922581]Do I fail it if I orgasm via other means[/QUOTE]
If you ejaculate, yes.
I'll start tomorrow, because i haven't jerked the turkey since friday night anyway. Challenge accepted op. 4 days till massive fappage.
The first B I ever got was in sixth grade. Coincidentally that was the first year I started wanking it.
[QUOTE=chamon;25919210]Since this raises your testerone by 147% on day 6, does that mean you penis will grow, and you jaws too?
[B]Pubertal[/B]
-The effects when in puberty
[I]Pubertal effects[/I] begin to occur when androgen has been higher than normal adult female levels for months or years. In males, these are usual late pubertal effects, and occur in women after prolonged periods of heightened levels of free testosterone in the blood.
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[*]Enlargement of [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sebaceous_glands"]sebaceous glands[/URL]. This might cause acne.
[*][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phallic"]Phallic[/URL] enlargement or [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoromegaly"]clitoromegaly[/URL]
[*]Increased [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libido"]libido[/URL] and frequency of [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erection"]erection[/URL] or clitoral engorgement
[*]Pubic hair extends to thighs and up toward [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navel"]umbilicus[/URL]
[*][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Facial_hair"]Facial hair[/URL] ([URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sideburns"]sideburns[/URL], [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beard"]beard[/URL], [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moustache"]moustache[/URL])
[*]Loss of scalp hair (Androgenetic alopecia)
[*][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chest_hair"]Chest hair[/URL], periareolar hair, [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perianal"]perianal[/URL] hair
[*][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leg_hair"]Leg hair[/URL]
[*][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axillary_hair"]Axillary hair[/URL]
[*]Subcutaneous fat in face decreases
[*]Increased muscle strength and mass[URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testosterone#cite_note-pmid8637535-14"][15][/URL]
[*]Deepening of voice
[*]Growth of the [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam%27s_apple"]Adam's apple[/URL]
[*]Growth of [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spermatogenic"]spermatogenic[/URL] tissue in testicles, male [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fertility"]fertility[/URL]
[*]Growth of [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaw"]jaw[/URL], brow, chin, nose, and remodeling of facial bone contours
[*]Shoulders become broader and rib cage expands
[*]Completion of bone maturation and termination of growth. This occurs indirectly via [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estradiol"]estradiol[/URL] [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metabolites"]metabolites[/URL] and hence more gradually in men than women.
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Man this is like a miracle potion.
Time to grow a crimson chin
Splooge over my avatar :smug:
I dare you
[QUOTE=MasterG;25924635]"Day 3 without fap. I'm starting to hallucinate, and the walls are closing in. I don't think i can last till friday...."
Come on guys, you're being melodramatic to the extreme. This isn't that hard. Man it up and put your turkey back in the fridge for a while.[/QUOTE]
It isn't hard at all. It's just 80% of facepunch don't have any hobbies except for this website and video games.
[QUOTE=Kab2tract;25926207]It isn't hard at all. It's just 80% of facepunch don't have any hobbies except for this website and video games.[/QUOTE]
ffuuuu-
I'm going to try this, I beat the meat this morning so Sunday shall be my fap day.
Also, for some reason I got a massive hardon reading this thread. :ohdear:
[QUOTE=Vmonkey;25916657]If you don't mind could you back up the "semen is beneficial to fighting acne" fact?[/QUOTE]
Google it. And I never said that explicitly. I said it's wholesome and organic and stuff, that's usually the best stuff for fighting acne - natural remedies, not brand-name stuff.
i'm still going and day 3 my right testicles hurt like fuck
also this works as long as you don't ejaculate semen right?
[QUOTE=A Box;25929399]i'm still going and day 3 my right testicles hurt like fuck
also this works as long as you don't ejaculate semen right?[/QUOTE]
as long as you don't orgasm/ejaculate
So if this feeling is so good can I get addicted to not masturbating?
[QUOTE=MasterG;25924635]"Day 3 without fap. I'm starting to hallucinate, and the walls are closing in. I don't think i can last till friday...."
Come on guys, you're being melodramatic to the extreme. This isn't that hard. Man it up and put your turkey back in the fridge for a while.[/QUOTE]
I nominate this for post of the month. For me the only really hard part is day 2 because I'm used to jerking off every other day. Also going the weekend without fapping is hard because I have nothing to keep me busy, on weekdays I have school and wrestling so I'm usually either too tired or don't have time.
woops i failed but i'm still not gonna masturbate until friday
You all treat it like you're quitting smoking.
I typically do it every day or two. Sure, putting it off by a week makes it better, but not 7 times better.
And I attribute any academic or personal success increases to self-fulfilling prophecy.
[QUOTE=A Box;25932674]woops i failed but i'm still not gonna masturbate until friday[/QUOTE]
How do you accidently masturbate? And thank you OP, this thread has literally changed my life, I've only had one week to try it but I did way better in school in that one week than I have before.
Answer this then sir, if we masturbate because we are horny and you get horny from high testosterone..
:psyduck: seeing how mostly everyone on Facepunch is 15-24+ and still growing and making testosterone like crazy.
:psypop: i found some pages that masturbation doesnt lower exercise/sports performance, only decrease need for actual sex.
:psyboom: and i found pages that said masturbation actually increases testosterone.
but then again the op said that if you dont fap for 6-7 days and then fap, it'll feel so awesome that your cum will break through your desk and get in your eyes and blind you. :pcgaming:
It's easy to not fap for a while if you are busy in general, with people most of the time and don't have it on your mind.
I once didn't do it for a week or 2 and didn't even notice because i was too busy with all the work i had.
I recommend this thread. I usually fapped once every two days, and was being a lazy sod when I woke up.
I tried this out, and my mornings were surprisingly faster. Makes you want to get up and be proactive and shit.
Well the last time i fapped was on tuesday, so i can call it a week tomorrow.
I did feel pretty good today though i must admit. Felt confident.
Holy shit. I abstained for a bit and my mood kept getting better, and when I did it again (breaking the abstraction) it went to shit :monocle:
Now I'll never doubt this again (not that I did but I'll follow it)
Oh god guys help I had a pretty shit day and I think I need to fap to unwind OH GOD GUYS HELP ME.
So far OP's recommendation is proving itself perfectly. I clearly recall feeling extremely energetic and motivated earlier yesterday, and then noticing an immediate mood change after making the bold man puke, feeling careless, overly relaxed, and even slightly depressed.
Since it is now Monday, it would be the perfect time to begin this experiment in a more confirming manner.
I'm gonna start playing Starcraft 2 like crazy to hopefully be able to do this.
[QUOTE=Patriarch;25936712]Oh god guys help I had a pretty shit day and I think I need to fap to unwind OH GOD GUYS HELP ME.[/QUOTE]
So fap, you realise this is all a load of placebo bullshit, right?
[QUOTE=BrainDeath;25938234]So fap, you realise this is all a load of placebo bullshit, right?[/QUOTE]
Yeah I did and now I'm disapointed in my self.
[QUOTE=BrainDeath;25938234]So fap, you realise this is all a load of placebo bullshit, right?[/QUOTE]
No, it can't be just placebo bullshit.
It's much more than that, it's about receptors, dopamine receptors and intermediary materials and all kinda small stuff in your brain that makes us feel things. I guess.
Interesting reading how you people felt after days without jerking off, keep em coming. :v:
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