• Masturbating - The Proper Amount!
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[QUOTE=Aerkhan;25811502]I fap today only because Tuesdays i have the house fo mahself.[/QUOTE] That's the worst day to do it. You'll have full productivity on Monday and Tuesday, next to none on Wednesday, Thursday and Friday.
So essentially i can continue fapping this week but when friday rolls around, stop. Then wait until NEXT friday to fap. hmmmm, i shall try. [editline]2nd November 2010[/editline] :10bux: says i fail this miserably.
I was told fapping increases testosterone levels...
I've tried to quit for a long time.. but it gets realllly tempting on the 1st or 2nd day, it all depends what you're doing. The worst time for me is doing homework, I still get horny. I don't think i've gone more than 3 or 4 days since I started.
I fap a lot.
I'll fap every wednesday to make that day special.
I pledge to not fap until Friday. I will probably get more shit done because I always run home from school so I can fap.
If you don't fap, you'll splooge in your sleep. Rather do it while I'm awake and not risk that.
std donor you stole my avatar from my old account. :mad: I am proud for you to use my ass. :unsmith:
I stopped masturbating completely for a while. But then I started to have really intense sex dreams with the hottest chicks at my school.
I feel like shit afterward.
Physical activity generally reduces your urge to splooge.
[QUOTE=Extroll;25814345]If you don't fap, you'll splooge in your sleep. Rather do it while I'm awake and not risk that.[/QUOTE] What the fuck are you going through puberty?
[QUOTE=Oblivion470;25809925]Why would I be lying? I swear on my mothers life and anything else you would want me to. I've been able to do it a year or so.[/QUOTE] You're a pretty bad son if you'd bet your mother's life on the credibility of your strange masturbation technique.
I'm in. No Fapping til Monday.
[QUOTE=chamon;25809515]Yeaah, autists.[/QUOTE] Well, about 40 percent of Facepunch is screwed then.
Is it possible to artificially intake the needed chemicals for those benefits?
Well this is informative at least
Sure, I'd refrain from masturbating. The extra "drive" will surely help me get a date to military ball :frown:
2 times a day is my suggestion. Before you get out of bead and before you go to sleep.
[QUOTE=Mobon1;25815407]What the fuck are you going through puberty?[/QUOTE] It's an internet forum, most of the people on here are 14-17.
Screw you, I'll fap whenever the hell I want regardless of the risks.
[QUOTE=Mobon1;25815407]What the fuck are you going through puberty?[/QUOTE] Oh WHOA no one's gone through that before!!!!
Might as well try it, I've got nothing to lose.
[QUOTE=carcarcargo;25816796]Is it possible to artificially intake the needed chemicals for those benefits?[/QUOTE] there's one drug. it shrinks your balls though, forgot what it's called.
[QUOTE=mookman22;25817302]It's an internet forum, most of the people on here are 14-17.[/QUOTE] Shit, on my next birthday I'll be too old for internet forums.
Hmmm this is very interesting actually. Definitely gonna try this out.
But yeah, what the hell is going to happen to people who go the whole month? [editline]2nd November 2010[/editline] Meh, I'll try it starting in December.
[QUOTE=Can't Get Right;25812680]I was told fapping increases testosterone levels...[/QUOTE] It increases DHT levels, which isn't a good thing. [QUOTE=carcarcargo;25816796]Is it possible to artificially intake the needed chemicals for those benefits?[/QUOTE] Not if you want bitch tits. [IMG]http://www.thecaptainsmemos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/fight_club_id_by_psychol_bob.jpg[/IMG]
Hmm, I'll try to do this, although I get a boner an hour so it's gonna be pretty fukken hard(no pun intended). Maybe I'll stop sitting on my ass and actually get something worthwhile done.
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