• Masturbating - The Proper Amount!
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[QUOTE=std DONOR;25806838] You will be productive and horny as fuck.[/QUOTE] I was eating a vegemite sandwich I made at a L.A.N. centre reading this thread while I waited for steam to load and chortled so hard and loud reading this that I simultaneously spat out the contents in my mouth of half chewed sandwich and sounded like a dolphin grasping for air with laughter.
Definitely trying this out. I started on Tuesday, and went till Friday, where I fapped once. Didnt get the full week in though, on purpose. Now I will do a full week and then do awesome things next Friday.
[QUOTE=Vmonkey;25908247]If this is enough to make you fap, even after a 6-7 days, you are weak.[/QUOTE] Then I am weak. Sorry but I think I can admit I'm addicted to fapping. Oh well. *loads porn*
[QUOTE=std DONOR;25806838] On the 6th day of not fapping, your testosterone level increases by 153%.Who the fuck cares about a bit of testosterone? With that much testosterone, you'll have a drive, not just for women, but for productivity. [b]You will get shit done in minutes that would have taken you weeks![/b][/QUOTE] I could get done fapping in like a second!
[QUOTE=Firerain;25847690]sticky this thread stat[/QUOTE] Woah what is up with your avatar?
what if you had sex every day or two wouldnt that mean you get the same downfalls lol [editline]7th November 2010[/editline] WHAT if you masturbate every day but dont go as far as to ejaculate...! SO many QUESIOTN!s e: ugh thats nasty lol
I just had a wank, and 4 ropes of cum shot over my shoulder onto the carpet. It put pornstar loads to shame. It was a shame some of it landed on my face.
what if i dont even jac kof EVER. give me answers now! [editline]7th November 2010[/editline] Now
[QUOTE=Kung Fu Jew;25909352]what if i dont even jac kof EVER. give me answers now! [editline]7th November 2010[/editline] Now[/QUOTE] You'll be a cranky old asshole unless you have sex?
but youre saying ejaculation is unhealthy. WHY ejaculate if it is so bad for me.
[QUOTE=myalt22;25909298]I just had a wank, and 4 ropes of cum shot over my shoulder onto the carpet. It put pornstar loads to shame. It was a shame some of it landed on my face.[/QUOTE] I give you rainbows.
[QUOTE=Kung Fu Jew;25909453]but youre saying ejaculation is unhealthy. WHY ejaculate if it is so bad for me.[/QUOTE] Make offspring, the testosterone build up will likely make you a rapist, and if feels good?
i dont want kids theyre extremely costly not until im like 30 or some shit heh answer this what if i never masturbated but i had a girl/girls and i ended up getting sex every 1-3 days or something would that be just as degenerative to me as masturbating once every 1-3 days?
[QUOTE=Kung Fu Jew;25909610]i dont want kids theyre extremely costly not until im like 30 or some shit heh answer this what if i never masturbated but i had a girl/girls and i ended up getting sex every 1-3 days or something would that be just as degenerative to me as masturbating once every 1-3 days?[/QUOTE] Why wouldn't it? It's essentially the same release, minus the fact that one has a significantly better build up to it. Also with enough offspring a fuckload of connections, favors, and other supporters, and you could take over the world.
PFFT LOL WHY WOULD I WANNA TAKE OVER THW WORLD ok thanks though
no problemo
Dear god this sucks so much. It's been 3 days so far, and this has made me realize how pathetic i am.
It's saturday and I haven't spanked the monkey since wednesday. I think all this built up sack juice has given me a bit of a boost of confidence to talk and mess around with some girls I normally wouldn't
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;25910207]It's saturday and I haven't spanked the monkey since wednesday. I think all this built up sack juice has given me a bit of a boost of confidence to talk and mess around with some girls I normally wouldn't[/QUOTE] Awesome go!
gonna start tomorrow Been trying for the past couple days actually, but fuck it my brain just subconsciously decides to go to porn. But I'll do more shit to keep me occupied tomorrow, as long as I do that I'll be fine. I actually did almost make it today without much effort, so I'm sure i can do it.
Is it healthy to masturbate 2-5 times a day?
[QUOTE=DesumThePanda;25910360]Is it healthy to masturbate 2-5 times a day?[/QUOTE] probably not
so basically the less you whack it, the easier it is to gain muscle mass and get jacked it's like juicing :smug:
I'm going to try this.
Alright, another honest question here. I've had acne issues, all my life. You note that masturbation = acne (just to put it simply, so I can get this posted and out there before I go to bed (augh 4AM). Semen is a healthy, wholesome, organic substance. Say, if I was to rub my semen all over my face and let it sit for a little bit, then wash it off, do you think it might help with my acne? Do you think not washing it off might be better, i.e. a facial mask, like some people wear to bed? [editline]7th November 2010[/editline] Because, I mean. Everyone has to masturbate some time. Say I've already been doing the once-a-week thing with masturbation, which I gave, give or take a day or two (comes naturally I guess). Should I coat my face in semen?
[QUOTE=Kung Fu Jew;25911569]Alright, another honest question here. I've had acne issues, all my life. You note that masturbation = acne (just to put it simply, so I can get this posted and out there before I go to bed (augh 4AM). Semen is a healthy, wholesome, organic substance. Say, if I was to rub my semen all over my face and let it sit for a little bit, then wash it off, do you think it might help with my acne? Do you think not washing it off might be better, i.e. a facial mask, like some people wear to bed? [editline]7th November 2010[/editline] Because, I mean. Everyone has to masturbate some time. Say I've already been doing the once-a-week thing with masturbation, which I gave, give or take a day or two (comes naturally I guess). Should I coat my face in semen?[/QUOTE] Semen is good for the skin. Not that I'd do it myself.
Read op, decided to stop fapping. Didn't do it much anyways. Gonna be epic with the testosterone.
[QUOTE=Kung Fu Jew;25911569]Alright, another honest question here. I've had acne issues, all my life. You note that masturbation = acne (just to put it simply, so I can get this posted and out there before I go to bed (augh 4AM). Semen is a healthy, wholesome, organic substance. Say, if I was to rub my semen all over my face and let it sit for a little bit, then wash it off, do you think it might help with my acne? Do you think not washing it off might be better, i.e. a facial mask, like some people wear to bed? [editline]7th November 2010[/editline] Because, I mean. Everyone has to masturbate some time. Say I've already been doing the once-a-week thing with masturbation, which I gave, give or take a day or two (comes naturally I guess). Should I coat my face in semen?[/QUOTE] If you don't mind could you back up the "semen is beneficial to fighting acne" fact?
Since this raises your testerone by 147% on day 6, does that mean you penis will grow, and you jaws too? [B]Pubertal[/B] -The effects when in puberty [I]Pubertal effects[/I] begin to occur when androgen has been higher than normal adult female levels for months or years. In males, these are usual late pubertal effects, and occur in women after prolonged periods of heightened levels of free testosterone in the blood. [LIST] [*]Enlargement of [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sebaceous_glands"]sebaceous glands[/URL]. This might cause acne. [*][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phallic"]Phallic[/URL] enlargement or [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoromegaly"]clitoromegaly[/URL] [*]Increased [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libido"]libido[/URL] and frequency of [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erection"]erection[/URL] or clitoral engorgement [*]Pubic hair extends to thighs and up toward [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navel"]umbilicus[/URL] [*][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Facial_hair"]Facial hair[/URL] ([URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sideburns"]sideburns[/URL], [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beard"]beard[/URL], [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moustache"]moustache[/URL]) [*]Loss of scalp hair (Androgenetic alopecia) [*][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chest_hair"]Chest hair[/URL], periareolar hair, [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perianal"]perianal[/URL] hair [*][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leg_hair"]Leg hair[/URL] [*][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axillary_hair"]Axillary hair[/URL] [*]Subcutaneous fat in face decreases [*]Increased muscle strength and mass[URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testosterone#cite_note-pmid8637535-14"][15][/URL] [*]Deepening of voice [*]Growth of the [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam%27s_apple"]Adam's apple[/URL] [*]Growth of [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spermatogenic"]spermatogenic[/URL] tissue in testicles, male [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fertility"]fertility[/URL] [*]Growth of [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaw"]jaw[/URL], brow, chin, nose, and remodeling of facial bone contours [*]Shoulders become broader and rib cage expands [*]Completion of bone maturation and termination of growth. This occurs indirectly via [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estradiol"]estradiol[/URL] [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metabolites"]metabolites[/URL] and hence more gradually in men than women. [/LIST]
Well shit, this means no more fapping until weekends I guess... Now, what can I do now that I've emptied 75% of my daily routine?
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