• I call my brother whenever I conceive a magnificent shit
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I couldn't stop noticing your gut has a turtle on it
[QUOTE=Wii60;25602755]I couldn't stop noticing your gut has a turtle on it[/QUOTE] Those are my ripped ab's. You should check your vision my friend. I run cross country, therefore, my abs are very defined, and I am anorexically skinny.
Since blogs are not being approved, you should try this: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/forumdisplay.php?319[/url]
[QUOTE=Onyx3173;25602911]Since blogs are not being approved, you should try this: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/forumdisplay.php?319[/url][/QUOTE] Don't tell me how to live my life, Scum. This is a general idea for anyone who wishes to follow and bask in my presence.
My toilet's reaction to my recent shit. I told him to swallow it but all he does is cry. What should I do to stop his bitching? [img]http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/6082/poopoo.jpg[/img]
Holy shit.
[QUOTE=Onyx3173;25602911]Since blogs are not being approved, you should try this: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/forumdisplay.php?319[/url][/QUOTE] good job you slightly redeemed yourself
[QUOTE=Septimas;25602952]Don't tell me how to live my life, Scum. This is a general idea for anyone who wishes to follow and bask in my presence.[/QUOTE] I'm scum for linking you to blogpunch but you're a king for talking about your unnatural shits in GD? It's people like you that are shitting up the site with crap threads.
This thread makes me depressed for I have chronic constipation :suicide: [editline]23rd October 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Onyx3173;25603049]I'm scum for linking you to blogpunch but you're a king for talking about your unnatural shits in GD? It's people like you that are shitting up the site with crap threads.[/QUOTE] You're just jealous of his shit.
I wonder what he'd put in the Describe Your Last Shit With A Song Title thread.
I really dislike it when someone just shit posts for a larger post count.
[QUOTE=lilcheeselad;25603092]You're just jealous of his shit.[/QUOTE] Not at all. I just think certain people should lose the privilege of making threads since they can't make threads that aren't shitty and they can't at least try to place it in a subforum it belongs in.
I don't know how my brother would react if I did this. Also you should have told your little sister to fuck off.
Call your Girlfriend and do the same.
:wtc: Seriously
[QUOTE=UnarmedSniper;25603614]Call your Girlfriend[b]'s mother[/b] and do the same.[/QUOTE] Fixed that for you.
Sure, you can talk shit; but your jokes will stink.
This is a crap thread, but of course, all crap threads are flushed with success.
What the shit?! :whoptc:
I will take all your comments saying this is a shitty thread as a compliment. Thank you, Thank you all.
Btw has anyone noticed all the threads literally about shit recently?
[QUOTE=Machk;25603219]I really dislike it when someone just shit posts for a larger post count.[/QUOTE] I can't tell if your trying to insinuate that I am posting for a large post count, but if you are, i guarantee you I am not. As you can see, I am mostly a lurker. But, I felt like sharing my Epiphany
[QUOTE=Septimas;25604850]I can't tell if your trying to insinuate that I am posting for a large post count, but if you are, i guarantee you I am not. As you can see, I am mostly a lurker. But, I felt like sharing my Epiphany[/QUOTE] Ignore Machk, he was just making a shit post. Great story though, keep us updated on your toilet escapades.
[QUOTE=RHTrix;25605198]Ignore Machk, he was just making a shit post. Great story though, keep us updated on your toilet escapades.[/QUOTE] Thank you, I will try. I have around 14 rolls of toilet paper in case things get.. out of hand ;)
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It could of been more funny if drawn better.
[QUOTE=JolKally;25607338]It could of been more funny if drawn better.[/QUOTE] Haha well im not much of an artist, feel free to edit it.
I got a boner.
[QUOTE=Marnetmar;25607400]I got a boner.[/QUOTE] I didn't. :saddowns:
I call my mother. And make her eat it.
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