• I call my brother whenever I conceive a magnificent shit
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I think you need to get out more.
I wish I have a brother to call about my shits : (
[QUOTE=Septimas;25602782]Those are my ripped ab's. You should check your vision my friend. I run cross country, therefore, my abs are very defined, and I am anorexically skinny.[/QUOTE] Teach us your shitty ways master
[QUOTE=i-am-teh-sex;25613653]Teach us your shitty ways master[/QUOTE] Just run 5-5.5 miles a day and you'll be there in no time.
oh shit!
OP, you should make a guidebook on the shit types like Last Samurai-goes well until the very end.
Is vivifying a word?
[QUOTE=JamesBaum7747;25617878]Is vivifying a word?[/QUOTE] vivify- enliven, or animate. vivifying- Enlivening or animating.
I think I just shat myself with laughter. [editline]24th October 2010[/editline] Seriously.
"Hey bro" "Wat" "I done a shit" "Easy".
[QUOTE=JolKally;25607338]It could [b]HAVE[/b] been more funny if drawn better.[/QUOTE] Learn this shit.
A tip for the future: when you're using commas in a descriptive list (such as I am the user who before, took such a large shit, it burst a blood vessel in my asshole, causing me to bleed out of my ass like a whore on her period for 2 days, So I recently upgraded toilets.), you should use semi-colons for separation. (Should be I am the user who, before, took such a large shit that it burst a blood vessel in my asshole, causing me to bleed out of my ass like a whore on her period for 2 days; So I recently upgraded toilets.) [editline]24th October 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Scotty.;25620548]Learn this shit.[/QUOTE] Could've.
[QUOTE=Shadaez;25621143]A tip for the future: when you're using commas in a descriptive list (such as I am the user who before, took such a large shit, it burst a blood vessel in my asshole, causing me to bleed out of my ass like a whore on her period for 2 days, So I recently upgraded toilets.), you should use semi-colons for separation. (Should be I am the user who, before, took such a large shit that it burst a blood vessel in my asshole, causing me to bleed out of my ass like a whore on her period for 2 days; So I recently upgraded toilets.) [editline]24th October 2010[/editline] Could've.[/QUOTE] Thank you, My grammar nazi. Though I will use it.
Im planning on doing this now, my brother will hate you.
[QUOTE=lilcheeselad;25602970]Holy shit.[/QUOTE] Holy shit, this post gave me constipation!
Why was a bump needed?
[img]http://cdn.indyposted.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bono.jpg[/img] C'mon, try me. [editline]29th October 2010[/editline] On that note, is this your family OP? [img]http://www.starpulse.com/news/media/1109MoreCrap--1.jpg[/img]
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