• Facepunch Community Contest: Erotic FP Fanfiction! Hot Prizes!
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Sent mine. The story itself is exactly 500 words. You all are gonna love it.
Ive been reading 40k novels so I'm not sure its a good idea for me to be writing. Ill do it anyway. Do i get bonus points if include an illustration?
[QUOTE=Killbane;47037436]Ive been reading 40k novels so I'm not sure its a good idea for me to be writing. Ill do it anyway. Do i get bonus points if include an illustration?[/QUOTE] No, but please don't let that stop you.
If someone that already has gold wins, what will happen to that extra gold member status? Could that status be given to someone else instead?
Just submitted. Probably sucks ass.
[QUOTE=HWECQI;47037849]If someone that already has gold wins, what will happen to that extra gold member status? Could that status be given to someone else instead?[/QUOTE] Yep, that sounds fine by me! Winner's choice.
I'm not sure of the genders of the people I'm writing about so can I just assume that one is male and one is female even if it turns out to be incorrect?
That really doesn't matter. [editline]30th January 2015[/editline] Make us all androgynous sex robots, if you like. It's fiction, yo.
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;47040056]That really doesn't matter. [editline]30th January 2015[/editline] Make us all androgynous sex robots, if you like. It's fiction, yo.[/QUOTE] I remember a sexy facepunch story where both participants changed gender every other sentence, but I don't remember who was in it or who wrote it.
My story comes in at just under 500 words. Fuck the limit, I had a more fully fleshed story in mind. I enjoy writing though, so I can't complain. Was pretty fun. Excluding the title and the 'Written By: Linkuya' part, it's 499 words. I don't know the gender of the mods so I made them all guys, by the way.
[QUOTE=Linkuya;47040291]My story comes in at just under 500 words. Fuck the limit, I had a more fully fleshed story in mind. I enjoy writing though, so I can't complain. Was pretty fun. Excluding the title and the 'Written By: Linkuya' part, it's 499 words. I don't know the gender of the mods so I made them all guys, by the way.[/QUOTE] for future reference for anyone writing verynice[B]lady[/B], autumn, niandralades all have lady bits think that's all of the female mods
Could have done with 600 words, i was unable to describe both subjects in all their glory :(
[QUOTE=LordCrypto;47040359]for future reference for anyone writing verynice[B]lady[/B], autumn, niandralades all have lady bits think that's all of the female mods[/QUOTE] BDA just became a mod tho
oh my god I'm legitimately creeped out over my product
[QUOTE=lope;47040790]BDA just became a mod tho[/QUOTE] Wow!
I'm going to rewrite mine again, I didn't like how it came out, glad I didn't send it yet.
am I allowed to send multiple because c'mon 500 words is pretty tight how will I be able to fit a super-erotic story featuring craptasket, postal and myself within just 500 sexy words
can postals ass be its own character?
[QUOTE=papaya;47040922]am I allowed to send multiple because c'mon 500 words is pretty tight how will I be able to fit a super-erotic story featuring craptasket, postal and myself within just 500 sexy words[/QUOTE] One entry per person, 500 max. It's a short story! Write your smut succinctly!
[QUOTE=LordCrypto;47040359]for future reference for anyone writing verynice[B]lady[/B], autumn, niandralades all have lady bits think that's all of the female mods[/QUOTE] autumn isn't a mod. pascall was a mod and has lady bits
I wrote mine when I was sleepy last night, and only now do I realize I spelled Craptasket's name wrong. =/ [sp]Am I out of the running? Can I re-submit it with only the name corrected?[/sp]
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;47040056]That really doesn't matter. [editline]30th January 2015[/editline] Make us all androgynous sex robots, if you like. It's fiction, yo.[/QUOTE] Wait, mods aren't all really androgynous sex robots?
Bet you tards banned Seano just to keep him out of this competition.
[QUOTE=Mister_Jack;47041580]Bet you tards banned Seano just to keep him out of this competition.[/QUOTE] Ellen Page does not have a facepunch account tho
[QUOTE=Hat-Wearing Man;47042558]Ellen Page does not have a facepunch account tho[/QUOTE] don't crush his dreams
can we submit already written stories AND does it count if it's about a FP member and not the whole forum
I'll definately enter... Hope my product won't cause me to feel shame and regret
[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;47042601]can we submit already written stories AND does it count if it's about a FP member and not the whole forum[/QUOTE] As long as it's five hundred words or less and an original story, ye. It can be about anything or anybody, as long as it's related to Facepunch.
Can it contain weird fetishes, such as penis expansion
damnit its 595 words I aint got nothing then
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