• Facepunch Community Contest: Erotic FP Fanfiction! Hot Prizes!
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[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;47042816]damnit its 595 words I aint got nothing then[/QUOTE] Just edit it. There's a certain charm to [url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=930551&p=21611936&viewfull=1#post21611936]brief stories.[/url]
[QUOTE=Zombie_2371;47042713]Can it contain weird fetishes, such as penis expansion[/QUOTE] I think it'd be weird if it didn't.
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;47043159]I think it'd weird if it didn't.[/QUOTE] hot
useful link for hopeful participants: [url]https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9661958/1/The-Ultimate-Guide-to-Writing-Smut-Fic[/url] [editline]30th January 2015[/editline] you gotta make your homoerotic fanfic the best it can be, so make sure you write "BDA purred" rather than "BDA said"
[QUOTE=papaya;47043223]useful link for hopeful participants: [url]https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9661958/1/The-Ultimate-Guide-to-Writing-Smut-Fic[/url][/QUOTE] someone took their time to write this
something something something MaxofS2D something something
[QUOTE=BackSapper;47043236]something something something MaxofS2D something something[/QUOTE] Requires more baguettes and insertions of said baguettes in who knows where
Would a story of MaxofS2D being involved in some kind of weird sexual deviancy even be considered fiction?
"my, max, your baguette is so... [I]massif[/I]"
[I]A plump, genderbent version of Team Fortress 2's Pyro suggestively gyrates to upbeat French pop music on Max's screen...[/I]
Writing this goes against every moral fiber in my being.. That being said I want gold membership and I am already 300 words in
I sent mine in. It's the best thing I've written all month, and by god I will take home whatever we're competing for.
[QUOTE=Crazy Ivan;47044638]I sent mine in. It's the best thing I've written all month, and by god I will take home whatever we're competing for.[/QUOTE] ...We're competing for gold membership..
[QUOTE=Zombie_2371;47044658]...We're competing for gold membership..[/QUOTE] And a [I]title.[/I] And [I]voice recording.[/I]
I'm having some mad writers block. Might as well get drunk as hell and finish it.
finished and sent mine, its alright i guess using maxofs2d is a bit cheap but i couldnt think of anyone else
[QUOTE=Zukriuchen;47044939]finished and sent mine, its alright i guess using maxofs2d is a bit cheap but i couldnt think of anyone else[/QUOTE] I'm starting to think my idea to use max may be a little boring to the judges
[QUOTE=Crazy Ivan;47044663]And a [I]title.[/I] And [I]voice recording.[/I][/QUOTE] [media]http://soundcloud.com/zazulio/vaginavoice[/media]
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;47045148][media]http://soundcloud.com/zazulio/vaginavoice[/media][/QUOTE] Well I've suddenly become homosexual.
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;47045148] [URL="http://facepunch.com/"]Listen to Soundcloud recording[/URL] [URL]http://soundcloud.com/zazulio/vaginavoice[/URL] [/QUOTE] Reminds me of a deep-voiced Chris Chan [video=youtube;Tj0TmphLDsQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj0TmphLDsQ[/video] [sp]I am so sorry[/sp]
I hope you are ready for 50 Shades of Orkel Cuz I sent that shit in
[QUOTE=Ern;47045819]Reminds me of a deep-voiced Chris Chan [video=youtube;Tj0TmphLDsQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj0TmphLDsQ[/video] [sp]I am so sorry[/sp][/QUOTE] Gonna silently edit all your posts to say good things about me from here on out.
You wouldn't dare, you [I]big sexy studmuffin.[/I]
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;47045148][media]http://soundcloud.com/zazulio/vaginavoice[/media][/QUOTE] BDA is my waifu
I'm looking forward to see what facepunch has cooked up
Someone better write about the Monkey123 incident.
I've sent mine in. I kept getting boners while writing it and it made it difficult.
[QUOTE=Lord Xenoyia;47050740]I've sent mine in. I kept getting boners while writing it and it made it difficult.[/QUOTE] I actually typed every letter of my fanfic with the tip of my erect penis. On a completely unrelated note, BDA is a [B]GREAT[/B] moderator/person.
[QUOTE=ToastedBread;47050725]Someone better write about the Monkey123 incident.[/QUOTE] God [I]damnit.[/I] Why didn't I think of this.
[I]Monkey_123 handed the $999.95 check to the prostitute, almost shaking in anticipation for the handjob. The working girl looked shocked. Her face lit up, she almost shed a happy little tear. "Alright, big boy, open up." All monkey_123 could think to himself was, "HOYL FUCK IT'S WORKING". --- Not too long after the hot sesh of wank-a-mole, the prostitute quickly waved goodbye to monkey_123 as she turned around and walked away. "Hey wait! where are you going?" he asked anxiously, expecting her to return the check. "You paid me for one job, honey," she said in a smug tone while waving around the piece of paper. "so I'm going to the bank to cash this check in." His face turned pale as he realized that his internet friends had lied to him. They said to him that the payment was only a trust check, that she would give it back as soon as they were done. But alas, it wasn't so. "oh shit," he muttered, almost completely exhausted for air. "I really did pay 999.95." He laid himself down in a fetal position as he sobbingly exclaimed, "I'm so fucked. we are gonna be poor. oh fuck. oh fuck."[/I]
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